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#387732 - 01/04/09 11:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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You're a member of DateLisa.com? You chubby chaser you.
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#387734 - 01/05/09 01:49 AM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx Rates
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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Whats the going rate now?
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#387735 - 01/05/09 03:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Guys, guys, listen to cousin Burglar...if you are just HORNY and want to find a whore/escort with whom you can establish a good realtionship within which you comfortably expore your most debauched, filthy fantasies, DONT fucking pay exorbitant porn star rates. Porn chicks like Moos Lisa Sparxx charge 1500 bucks an hour (or more.) To put this in perspective, you can find GOOD quality chicks who havent exposed themselves to the world, nor jaded themselves with the PORN lifestyle, for MUCH less. And you are not sacrificing ANYTHING...in fact you are gaining in terms of the girl being more apt to want to prove herself, the girl feeling LESS entitled because she isnt seeing herself as some type of "STAR", and unlike the porn chick, this is probably that she cultivate good relationships long term with some client like yourself (as opposed to the porn star who "TOURS" all over the world and wont remember you anymore than the sheep farmer she fucked in Perth, Australia last summer.)
You follow? for 1500 bucks, you can have 2 (TWO) hours with a high quality chick in most major cities except LA, NYC, San Fran or Vegas (Chicago is in a rut, all and i mean ALL the whores their are on METH). And whatever you do, DONT go to VEGAS to get laid....EVER. Unless it is with someone you already KNOW and have been with....
BEST case scenario for your 1500 bucks? Go to a decent strip club on a universally SLOW night (Tuesdays and Wednesdays....sometimes SUnday): Find a stripper you really are attracted to and subtly find out if she works privately. Depending on a lot of factors, I would say in this case, MINIMUM, 3 hours with such a girl in such a scenario for that SAME 1500 Lisa Sparxx was going to jam you out of for 35 minutes of boob fucking and an autographed Beachball. If you are LUCKY, and if you got game and have something besides your money (such as Intellect, Humor, Cuteness or Handsome looks, and a pleasant countenance that allows the girl to relax), you might get a lot more than 3 hours for the 1500 bucks.
And I have already discussed AT LENGTH how substance/Chemical abuse changes the economics of everything. Just hope you dont get a chick who goes PSYCHO or ODs on ya....
Good FUck....er, I mean LUCK
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#387736 - 01/05/09 04:18 AM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx Rates
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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What's the reason for paying more then 500 bucks for an hour with a whore? You can get VERY decent whore for that everywhere...from what I heard.
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#387737 - 01/05/09 07:19 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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And whatever you do, DONT go to VEGAS to get laid....EVER. Unless it is with someone you already KNOW and have been with....
Very true, I'm so thankful that this girl I went to high school with and her older sister ended up being whores out there.
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#387738 - 01/05/09 09:10 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Very true Burg. Ms. Carly Parker is out east this week with Madison James. Carly I've fucked before, at a reasonable rate of $600/hr for3-4 hours, and she was a filthy slut, just as she was starting to make it big. She now is charging $1500 per hour, which Demi got angry at me for laughing hysterically at. Anyway, I guess things weren't going so well, as yesterday afternoon I get a call personally from Ms. Parker wanting to work out a side deal, unbeknownst to Ms. Demi. I won't go into too many specifics except to say I paid LESS than I did the 1st time, ADDED a few of Burg's favorite candy and Coke Stevenson's favorite powder for us to play with, and last night had HOURS of fun with the slightly chubby Ms. Parker. Anal, cumgobbling, and facefucking = good times for all, and a happy whore not watching a clock. And all from a nice view from the W Hotel. She actually turned down a call from Demi during our several hour meeting, claiming she had a tummy ache, as my cock was in her shitlocker. Bargain fellas. On a side note, Ms. Parker is a sweetheart, ut I see her 'blowing up', and I mean that in terms of weight, not popularity. She's already getting thick, but it still looks good. Give her a year or so though, and she might be Dargamel sized Lisa Sparxxx? I just looked her up. She'd have to pay me. 
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#387739 - 01/05/09 11:52 AM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx Rates
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/02/08
Posts: 152
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The subject of rates; for Lisa Sparxx that's way, way too much. What about the rate these pornstar's charge, is it worth it: Lisa DeMarco $1,400 Teri Weigel $1,800 Chasey Lain $1,600 Tabitha Stevens $1,850 Jessica Jaymes $1,800 Nina Hartley $1,800 Memphis Monroe $1,800 Michelle McLaren $1,600 Mya Nichole $1,600 I have read some horror stories about some of these pornstar's that don't provide quality service. Interesting link from a former Madame. http://pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com/2009/01/04/former-madam-rates-hollywood-celebrities/
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#387740 - 01/05/09 12:33 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Chasey Lain, Teri Weigel, Tabitha Stevens and Nina Hartley must use very old photos in their ads
Jessica Jaymes should charge more
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#387742 - 01/05/09 12:52 PM
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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According to the hobbyists a TER if you book direct you will save more than 50% off the agency rates.
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#387743 - 01/05/09 12:55 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Just hope you dont get a chick who goes PSYCHO or ODs on ya....
Great points as usual. Your last line raised an interesting question, "what do you do if the whore OD's?" Is it as simple as 911 or will they arrest your ass once they find out what you were doing there? Do you call a fixer/cleaner - Harvey Keitel? Do you drive her to emergency and drop her off? Put a fansign in her hand and take photos for posterity? Perhaps these are questions for another thread and day but a consensus on a standard procedure might be helpful for the class.
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#387745 - 01/05/09 12:58 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Dumpster.
But, this is one reason why I rarely if ever let whores come to me. I'd rather get a room under a bs name or go to theirs. And never give them your real name.
They OD. I take any funds I can find and scrub the place up of anything I've touched. I'm out.
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#387747 - 01/05/09 01:49 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx Rates
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Well, I certainly dont pay that much, but I don't pay them to fuck, I pay them so I don't have to deal with the bullshit that comes along with em, and so I can do depraved things to them without injuring my conscience (sp?). Strip club chicks are easy. No cash changes hands, well, maybe a little in the club. Take em shopping once in a while, they are easy.
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#387748 - 01/05/09 02:14 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx Rates
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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Wow. How about just picking up a hot drunk chick at a club and banging the hell out of her for free? You guys amaze me. 
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#387750 - 01/05/09 04:17 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Just hope you dont get a chick who goes PSYCHO or ODs on ya....
Great points as usual. Your last line raised an interesting question, "what do you do if the whore OD's?" Put a fansign in her hand and take photos for posterity?
I'm willing to bet that there's probably some super-secret mortician's forum where they post pics of shit like that. 
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#387752 - 01/05/09 04:50 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx Rates
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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Very true Burg. Ms. Carly Parker is out east this week with Madison James. Carly I've fucked before, at a reasonable rate of $600/hr for3-4 hours, and she was a filthy slut, just as she was starting to make it big.
She now is charging $1500 per hour, which Demi got angry at me for laughing hysterically at. Anyway, I guess things weren't going so well, as yesterday afternoon I get a call personally from Ms. Parker wanting to work out a side deal, unbeknownst to Ms. Demi.
I won't go into too many specifics except to say I paid LESS than I did the 1st time, ADDED a few of Burg's favorite candy and Coke Stevenson's favorite powder for us to play with, and last night had HOURS of fun with the slightly chubby Ms. Parker. Anal, cumgobbling, and facefucking = good times for all, and a happy whore not watching a clock. And all from a nice view from the W Hotel. She actually turned down a call from Demi during our several hour meeting, claiming she had a tummy ache, as my cock was in her shitlocker.
Bargain fellas.
On a side note, Ms. Parker is a sweetheart, ut I see her 'blowing up', and I mean that in terms of weight, not popularity. She's already getting thick, but it still looks good. Give her a year or so though, and she might be Dargamel sized
Lisa Sparxxx? I just looked her up. She'd have to pay me.
Do you happen to know of a place where I can find Ms. Parker's tour dates because she sounds like a lot of fun.
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#387753 - 01/05/09 05:10 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Ms. Parker's tour bus made a stop on page 21 of the "She's Dead Inside Eyes" thread. She loves a party but I believe Rear Admiral called dibs.
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#387755 - 01/05/09 07:32 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Ms. Parker's tour bus made a stop on page 21 of the "She's Dead Inside Eyes" thread. She loves a party but I believe Rear Admiral called dibs.
I wouldn't say I called "dibs" on anything, but I have to admit, I would love to receive a private message from smokey with contact details for Miss Carly Parker, and perhaps his kind introduction. Sounds like she and I would get along great.
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#387756 - 01/05/09 08:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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She likes her nose dust, Admiral.
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#387757 - 01/05/09 09:32 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Coke, I'd love to help, but I can't go giving out contact info. Get on Demi Dahlia (sp?) good side. I get a text every couple weeks of which whores are in the NY/NJ/CT area. Right now we've got Carly, and 2 other whores I've not heard of.
Carly wasn't soooo much into the booger sugar our 1st time, but took xanax like it was her fucking job. THis time she was skiing with both poles, and it turnedd her into a deliciously filthy slut, including crawling to me in her catwoman outfit and burying her toungue in my shitter. NO MORE KISSES FOR YOU CARLY!!!
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#387758 - 01/05/09 09:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Ahhh goddammit, some of you missed my point and got hung up in the numbers and semantics. Loop, I only chose the 1500 dollar "reference point" because this thread was about LISA SPARXX, and I simply approached this from the standpoint of some dude with a hardon and 1500 bucks in his pocket who doesnt want the time or hassle involved with bedding a chick the old fashioned way. As I have even told Baby G (defender of high priced whores everywhere), I am actually ALL FOR guys negotiating or outright BAMBOOZLING whores to get what they want FOR AS LITtle AS POSSIBLE. And sometimes, it is in even a high class, gorgeous high priced whore's interest to make a deal for less that what she normally (tries to) get... Truth be told, at this stage of my life, I ALWAYS use my "intangibles" as a client when deciding with a whore what to pay for that particular evening's BENT. MOST of my whore sessions are with girls I already know and like and who like me, who I have established realtionships with and who KNOW what I like to do and are OK, or even MORE THAN OK (i.e. they fucking LOVE it) with doing it. And I have clued you guys in before about what I typically pay. About 3 times for every two month period (or maybe even twice a month) I order in a chick who is at least hott enough to (SUCCESSFULLY) strip in a big city club, which right there is superior to MANY porn chicks who cant get good consistent work in a busy CITY club, which is why they do porn in the first place. And for an EVENING of entertainment, where "EVENING" equals from 9 pm to 1 AM or even ALL the way thru to Breakfast the next day, I will shell out 2000-2500, maybe a little less, maybe a little more, depending on how many little white lies (pills not SPERM) she wants to swallow and how many little white lies (SPERM not PILLS) I WANT HER TO SWALLOW   I still will do a NORMAL date (i.e. shell out still appreciable $$$ with NO GUARANTEE of popping even 1 load down her esophagus) about once every 4 months just to keep myself humble and sharp. But bottom line, the REASON I pay whores to gobble my cum and sit up all night exploring the debauched cavities of our minds and playing nude scrabble is......I can.
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#387760 - 01/05/09 09:45 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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After reading Berg's many post on the subject of marriage and hookers, I am forced to agree...hookers are by far cheaper. I am divorced and will digging myself out of debt for the next 2 or 3 years. In the case of pussy....renting is definetly cheaper than buying.
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#387761 - 01/05/09 10:22 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Coke, I'd love to help, but I can't go giving out contact info. Get on Demi Dahlia (sp?) good side. I get a text every couple weeks of which whores are in the NY/NJ/CT area. Right now we've got Carly, and 2 other whores I've not heard of.
I beg your pardon, Sir. I resent any such inference about my character. I've never been so insulted in all my life. You obviously have me confused with someone else.
Your character is liking coke and whores. I got no beef with that. I just dont want to fuck up my own connect by ushering others in.
Besides, I only get the low down on the east coast whores. The best place, actually, that I've found cum gobbling whores are "model" sites, like Model Mayhem, one model place, that shit. Contact em direct.
Two weeks ago, I had an 18 year old, BEE-fucking-AUTIFUL girl to a hotel suite from Friday night to sunday afternoon, with some great weed, decent coke, and lotsa candy (pills) and the price was FAR less than what you might think. Every hole was open for biz, cum on face, in mouth, wherever. Jacuzzi fucking, ass eating, roll playing. The nice thing is, we're going out on a more formal "date" kinda thing tomorrow night. She liked that I was open about what I wanted, and that I knew how to please her. Claims she has some kinda sickish fantasies she wants to try, but feels guys her age aren't ready to handle her (I'm 30ish) Of course, I'm sure she also likes that I've made some good money and some lucky stock decisions as well. I'm not stupid, and whores lie. Not just porn whores, whores in general.
Strip club girls are different. What Burg says is quite true. A good stripper is FAR more attractive than a top porn whore. Often much more freaky and less expensive, if you treat them properly. Notice I dont say treat them "right". If you kiss their ass, they'll walk all over you. If you are a douchebag, they'll leave. It's the happy medium you gotta find.
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#387762 - 01/05/09 10:36 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Taint1974 is the one who asked for whore info!
I'll have you know that I'm a baptist minister who's been married for 40 years and has 25 grandchildren. My only interest in whores is mentoring them.
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#387763 - 01/05/09 10:39 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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Such as laying on of hands and speaking in tounges?
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#387764 - 01/05/09 10:47 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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My bad coke. It was the admiral guy i was referring to.
Preach on!
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#387765 - 01/06/09 12:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
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Actually, it's not free. You gotta pay the entrance fee, overpriced drinks for you and the chick(s) and there's no guarantee you'll actually get laid. [/quThat's where your game comes into play.
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You still have to come prepared with a wingman and a scavenger most girls hit the club with friends you step that girl in a group with no backup one of the friends will cock block.
Say there is a group of three girls 2 are a 8-10 and the other one is a 3-5 that nobody wants to fuck put your wingman on the other hot babe and your scavenger on the fugly friend thats what scavengers are for they fuck with left overs.So now both friends are being hit on they can't cock block now you step your game up. To girls in groups its a if we all can't get cock tonight none of us will thing
but if you want to get quick ass in a more easy way get the hooker if your on a very low budget but want good quality whores make a sextrip to TJ you can get a 19 year old whore for $20USD fresh in the game thats a new whore street working and not on drugs women in TJ are whores for survival far more then for drug habits.The top notch girls are in the clubs such as adelitas these girls are the caliber of the top notch $1500 girls in the states only in TJ you would pay just $300 USD for 2 hours with girls the same caliber. 
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#387766 - 01/06/09 05:36 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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Besides, I only get the low down on the east coast whores. The best place, actually, that I've found cum gobbling whores are "model" sites, like Model Mayhem, one model place, that shit. Contact em direct.
I always wondered about Model Mayhem are there any keywords that "models" use on that site to look for, the times I have checked it out the "models" that caught my eye all had stuff in CAPS on their page about how they are only there for modeling.
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$1500 for 2 hours? Or a strip club? I seriously don't understand how some of you can pay such ridiculous prices for a whore. With the amount of jazz you spit burg you should be the first to exercise your game in the field rather than relying on paying whores. 
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