I've actually tried to report my death: I had my girlfriend call LA free press and report of my passing to get my name in the obituary but they bloody needed morgue verification. I even visited a morgue to see whether I could "pretend" to be one of the corpses but it proved to be more trouble than it's worth. I'll have to figure a way to make this happen. I've always wondered what it would be like to be officially dead for a month or so.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.