I still don't want to believe it's real shit...does the DOJ care whether it's real or simulated? They're never going to be able to get a sample of the stool as evidence, so they just prosecute because it looks obscene.

OK, I know that shit-eating does happen...a wasted afternoon of scat googling led me to Vernoica Moser, the queen of mature scat, who has parties where fans shit in her mouth.

I can't believe I just typed that.

And Divine ate a real dog turd off the pavement.

What is the world coming to?

I swear I saw a whole tangerine segment in Hungry Bitches though. And whatever came out of the girls' shitters didn't resemble turds - it was too runny. It looked more like Rocky Road being dispensed from an ice cream machine.