I remember this one old pants-poopin' wino, he had a hot daughter, I fucked her twice but she was bat shit crazy. Wino got hit by a city bus and put in a wheelchair, settled out of court and was King wino around Dayton for a -short- while. Saw him a couple years later, bummin', but doing well 'cause it is easier to bum in a chair, and he was still respected. I kinda miss those old fuckers, but I'm sure they are all dead now.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy