You know, I've gone back and tried to read the article you posted a link to at the start of this thread. I can't. It's like... "Hi, I'm Wankus. I have about four hours to kill at an airport, and I can't masturbate in the bathroom any more since Mr. Big Tough Security Guard put these handcuffs on me, so let me write the most INANE FUCKING THING TO COME INTO MY HEAD."

I haven't bothered with Gene Ross' site in a long time, but I seem to remember reading Wankus' "Hey, I'm really not a bad guy" opus before. Strangely, I've never had to sit down with someone and explain to them that I'm not a fucking prick. I've never had someone sit down with me and explain that they're not a fucking prick. If you find yourself every few months writing long rants about why everyone thinks you're a fucking prick, there's a scientific certainty that you're a FUCKING PRICK.

Not that I'd know, I don't know him. But he sounds something like a fucking prick.