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#386404 - 01/01/09 08:50 AM
How do I become a porn star?
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Registered: 01/01/09
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Hi guys and grls, im looking to start career in the porn industry, I have an average cock and im pretty hot. Can you give me some advice anyone? xxx
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#386406 - 01/01/09 09:08 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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You'll need to start out as a fluffer for gay porn shoots. Maybe you can be ChristianXXX's new twink side kick.
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#386410 - 01/01/09 10:34 AM
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Registered: 04/18/08
Posts: 13
Loc: Los Angeles
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info@breakingintoporn.com to order your 4 DVD box set with over 8 hours of instruction including bonus footage. www.breakingintoporn.com
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#386412 - 01/01/09 11:28 AM
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Straight For Pay
Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 924
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
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Get DD implants and become a tranny.
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#386413 - 01/01/09 12:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Suck dick and take it in the ass, Like Peter North and so many who came after him...
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#386414 - 01/01/09 12:20 PM
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#386417 - 01/01/09 02:31 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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^ Sexist ! 
There was a girl months ago on here that was asking how to get into porn. I of course jumped in telling her stay home or if you can't stay home, they go to school and just stay away from the evils of porn. I told her about all the horrible things that would happen to her. But she wouldn't listen and later started posting pictures of herself on here after Rob Longshot convinced her too. Because I later said if someone is asking a porn forum for advice on how to get started in porn, then you have no business being in porn. This should have been thought of and planned out already.
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#386418 - 01/01/09 02:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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We want to see newbies fucking and sucking on video not knowing which way is up. Any girl who is making calculated 'career moves' in porn isn't worth beating my meat to. More deer-in-headlights whores, s'il vous plait. Tera and Jenna have done the other shit already.
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#386420 - 01/01/09 06:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Follow these easy four steps.
1. Refer to yourself in third person.
2. Type XPT forum posts in all caps.
3. Get darling little choo choo train tattoo.
4. Allow women to stick everything smaller than your ego in your ass.
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#386421 - 01/01/09 07:59 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
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4. Allow women to stick everything smaller than your ego in your ass.
Are you implying this poster is Wayne Lewius?
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#386423 - 01/01/09 10:03 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Not everyone is as ugly as you, sweet cheeks.
Besides, don't you realize if you keep telling potential whores the evils of porn, the well might run dry & the very industry which you know nothing about could cease to exist?
I know what you look like. Do you really think you should be insulting anyone's looks?
I'll go back to blogging about Hollywood then. 
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#386426 - 01/02/09 01:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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We do headshots of porn whores, not the data geeks, you silly cum dumpster.
Although, I forgot about my Flickr page, there's some shit on there from years passed, too.
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#386427 - 01/02/09 01:55 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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Oh it's a guy. I was about to say stay home and go to school and give my porn industry is evil speech. But it's a dude. Nevermind. Carry on.
Wait a minute, you run a porn industry blog and you're trying to dissuade potential future talent from getting into the industry?
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#386428 - 01/02/09 01:56 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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We do headshots of porn whores, not the data geeks, you silly cum dumpster.
Although, I forgot about my Flickr page, there's some shit on there from years passed, too.
Someone linked back to an Eric listed at IAFD saying it was possibly you.
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#386429 - 01/02/09 01:59 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Wait a minute, you run a porn industry blog and you're trying to dissuade potential future talent from getting into the industry?
Yes, it's complicating. I blame it on my Catholic upbringing. We're pervs but then we feel guilty after.  
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#386430 - 01/02/09 04:04 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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Wait a minute, you run a porn industry blog and you're trying to dissuade potential future talent from getting into the industry?
Yes, it's complicating. I blame it on my Catholic upbringing. We're pervs but then we feel guilty after.
I was brought up as a Catholic too.
It helps if you have no conscience when it comes to objects of sexual desire.
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#386431 - 01/02/09 10:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Idea for Darrah's blog future: Bollywood!
She could talk about Sunny Leone going "mainstream" ...
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#386432 - 01/02/09 11:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Someone linked back to an Eric listed at IAFD saying it was possibly you.
Uhhh, no.
I've done 3 lousy scenes with a porn whore for her website. That's the only thing to my credit, and we don't track websites content. It's been discussed, but unlikely right now.
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#386434 - 01/03/09 01:31 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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I would call it more of a Porn Industry Press Release Dump.
I've actually scaled back on press releases. Mainly from one company because they send out a lot. But I might post two or three every couple of days. I haven't gotten that many during the holidays. And the ones that are sent to me, I put it all after the jump because many are so long.
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#386436 - 01/03/09 11:21 AM
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Anonymous
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I just called da boss...he told me to tell you...... "sorry we are not hiring right now..." may I suggest you by passing him and go to the avn.....as one of the porn whores if they could help you... 
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