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Since 2008 was an unprecedented year for porner incarceration, I decided to compile a short list of people in, and hanging on to the porn industry, that I would like to see go to prison in 2009.


1. Wankus (The real question is who wouldn't enjoy seeing Wankus go to prison?)

2. Germy Steal (No one likes a worthless thief, I bet he was involved in the Great Bukkake Heist too)

3. Quasarman (he's been scamming people out of their money for years with his crappy porn)

4. Sasha Grey (I'd sleep better if I knew she'd be forced to regularly tongue-mop Chula, Queen of the Sharpies, rancid snatch)

5. Donny "Ice Ice Baby" Long (Because I know it will be strike three)

6. Jenna Presley (for butchering those fantastic little tits she had)




I thought about adding Ryan Knox, but decided against it. I'd hate to be responsible for an upturn in his income.




This thread begins to approach the type of material XPT had it the so called "glory days". This was a nice thread to read and get out of my holiday happy horny mood and into a grumpy new year's eve mode. Since My plans for this evening are as WRECKED as one could have plans wrecked (I am not even on the right CONTINENT for what I had planned tonight), I am going to improvise: [gia_ass_kissing]I am going to pretend GIA is riding on my lap, and I am going to wheel through the crowds down at the center of Amherst Massachusetts tonight as they wait for midnight, trying to HIT as many people as possible. They will only see a blur of Gia's personage as I flatten them on the frozen sidewalk. The next morning the cops will be looking for a person resembling Baby G, who I would have back on a plane to LA, and I am home scott free, having committed 34 satisfying acts of Wheelhicular assault against snobby Amherst bluebloods.[/gia_ass_kissing]
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