7. Brianna Banks for the senseless murder of Mirage. There is no statute of limitations for that crime.




8. Any and every tattoo artist that touches a decent looking girl under 40.

Tatts Ruin Whores.


9. Anita Cannibal, for impersonating a human being [badly].


10. Jenna Jameson, for crimes of plastic surgery against humanity.


11/5b. Donny Long for punching his girlfriend/sister/mother after he finds out each had Christian on her "HELL YES!" list.