Since 2008 was an unprecedented year for porner incarceration, I decided to compile a short list of people in, and hanging on to the porn industry, that I would like to see go to prison in 2009.


1. Wankus (The real question is who wouldn't enjoy seeing Wankus go to prison?)

2. Germy Steal (No one likes a worthless thief, I bet he was involved in the Great Bukkake Heist too)

3. Quasarman (he's been scamming people out of their money for years with his crappy porn)

4. Sasha Grey (I'd sleep better if I knew she'd be forced to regularly tongue-mop Chula, Queen of the Sharpies, rancid snatch)

5. Donny "Ice Ice Baby" Long (Because I know it will be strike three)

6. Jenna Presley (for butchering those fantastic little tits she had)




I thought about adding Ryan Knox, but decided against it. I'd hate to be responsible for an upturn in his income.