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#386191 - 12/31/08 12:05 PM
Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Since 2008 was an unprecedented year for porner incarceration, I decided to compile a short list of people in, and hanging on to the porn industry, that I would like to see go to prison in 2009. 1. Wankus (The real question is who wouldn't enjoy seeing Wankus go to prison?) 2. Germy Steal (No one likes a worthless thief, I bet he was involved in the Great Bukkake Heist too) 3. Quasarman (he's been scamming people out of their money for years with his crappy porn) 4. Sasha Grey (I'd sleep better if I knew she'd be forced to regularly tongue-mop Chula, Queen of the Sharpies, rancid snatch) 5. Donny "Ice Ice Baby" Long (Because I know it will be strike three) 6. Jenna Presley (for butchering those fantastic little tits she had) I thought about adding Ryan Knox, but decided against it. I'd hate to be responsible for an upturn in his income. 
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#386192 - 12/31/08 12:20 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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It's amusing how many porn people are envious of Sasha Grey. To all the porn whores who read this: maybe she's just smarter, prettier and more talented than you!
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#386193 - 12/31/08 12:26 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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or maybe she's just really an unctuous cunt.
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#386194 - 12/31/08 12:33 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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7. Brianna Banks for the senseless murder of Mirage. There is no statute of limitations for that crime.  8. Any and every tattoo artist that touches a decent looking girl under 40.  Tatts Ruin Whores. 9. Anita Cannibal, for impersonating a human being [badly]. 10. Jenna Jameson, for crimes of plastic surgery against humanity. 11/5b. Donny Long for punching his girlfriend/sister/mother after he finds out each had Christian on her "HELL YES!" list.
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#386196 - 12/31/08 12:49 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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She's obviously got something on the ball. She's 20 yrs old, unapologetic about who she is and was just cast as the lead in film by the director of Ocean's 11, Erin Brockovich, Traffic, Sex Lies and Videotape, Out of Site etc.
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#386197 - 12/31/08 12:56 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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or maybe she's just another over hyped skank, who'll be sporting lunch lady arms and a xanax habit within a couple years.
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#386199 - 12/31/08 01:06 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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The Illinois Dems win hands down (or up, so to speak) every time.
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#386200 - 12/31/08 01:16 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Since 2008 was an unprecedented year for porner incarceration, I decided to compile a short list of people in, and hanging on to the porn industry, that I would like to see go to prison in 2009.
1. Wankus (The real question is who wouldn't enjoy seeing Wankus go to prison?)
2. Germy Steal (No one likes a worthless thief, I bet he was involved in the Great Bukkake Heist too)
3. Quasarman (he's been scamming people out of their money for years with his crappy porn)
4. Sasha Grey (I'd sleep better if I knew she'd be forced to regularly tongue-mop Chula, Queen of the Sharpies, rancid snatch)
5. Donny "Ice Ice Baby" Long (Because I know it will be strike three)
6. Jenna Presley (for butchering those fantastic little tits she had)
I thought about adding Ryan Knox, but decided against it. I'd hate to be responsible for an upturn in his income.
This thread begins to approach the type of material XPT had it the so called "glory days". This was a nice thread to read and get out of my holiday happy horny mood and into a grumpy new year's eve mode. Since My plans for this evening are as WRECKED as one could have plans wrecked (I am not even on the right CONTINENT for what I had planned tonight), I am going to improvise: [gia_ass_kissing]I am going to pretend GIA is riding on my lap, and I am going to wheel through the crowds down at the center of Amherst Massachusetts tonight as they wait for midnight, trying to HIT as many people as possible. They will only see a blur of Gia's personage as I flatten them on the frozen sidewalk. The next morning the cops will be looking for a person resembling Baby G, who I would have back on a plane to LA, and I am home scott free, having committed 34 satisfying acts of Wheelhicular assault against snobby Amherst bluebloods.[/gia_ass_kissing]
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#386204 - 12/31/08 03:48 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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The next morning the cops will be looking for a person resembling Baby G, who I would have back on a plane to LA
Tell em', "You know these whores. They're with you snuggling one day and they snatch the legs out from under you the next."
I'd wish the same for Have2Cit but I already know he's posting from inside a Tennessee prison. Malice looked up his IP address for me.
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#386205 - 12/31/08 04:04 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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What no mom jokes? Much like the gene in your body that keeps your penis hard when around a woman, you're failing.
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#386207 - 12/31/08 04:16 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Thanks you penis floppy butt pirate, shall I carry on handing you your blown out ass? (holds out hands)
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#386211 - 12/31/08 04:31 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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No, just yours cause it's so big the CHP made you put a height sign on it.
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#386213 - 12/31/08 05:16 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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A hat? I could dump my side by side refrigerator in it and it wouldn't be seen again! Tell us how far did Lexi love shove her fist up your ass? Did she stick it up so far she could work your jaws like a puppet?
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#386216 - 12/31/08 05:34 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You cry for Anus. Man Anus!
I only cry, like the Indian who used to sign off TV stations at night, at the waste land that is your anus.
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#386218 - 12/31/08 05:45 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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OK, peter-broken ass master, I know lack of tears is side effect of meth abuse.
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#386220 - 12/31/08 05:51 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Thanks for buying from me junkie, can I give you a lift to the bus stop?
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#386222 - 12/31/08 10:50 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/05/08
Posts: 176
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Cry on Anal Dwelling Monkey, I won't shed a tear.
why did i mistake this for Jimi Hendrix lyrics? 
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#386223 - 01/01/09 12:22 AM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Anonymous
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This thread begins to approach the type of material XPT had it the so called "glory days".
Maybe if you and your sycophantic cohorts would stop crying about the old days and post something funny this place would actually BE back on track.
Just sayin'
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#386224 - 01/05/09 07:38 AM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Everyone give Ryan a hand, no matter how hard he's bitch slapped, he usually manages to stay (staggering) on his feet.
More Porners for prison in 09:
Mark Ashley: Got nothing against him, just hoping Gia might stop going on about him.
Scott Fayner: If there has ever been a person that deserves to be anally raped by large black men, it's Fayner.
Taylor Rain: Just so her children might actually have a chance for brighter future in the custody of child services.
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#386227 - 01/05/09 01:27 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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this is a stupid fucking thread.
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#386228 - 01/05/09 02:02 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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It's no "stop posting" but I do try.
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#386230 - 01/05/09 08:51 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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#386232 - 01/06/09 06:08 AM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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I don't know why, but pictures like that just start me rolling. Look at his back!
He even got his ass flogged:
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#386234 - 01/06/09 04:34 PM
Re: Porners For Prison in 2009
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Go on Ryan, tell us again why we should be envious of your porn career.
Because you get your wiener tied with a rope and get it yanked repediatly and then you get your balls squeezed until they turn color, you don't get a treatment like this at your average 9-5 job:
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#386235 - 01/16/09 12:06 PM
Emily Evermoor in prison Until July, 2010
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Anonymous
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http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32359The update I have on Emily Evermoor is that she'll be in prison until July, 2010. Evermoor agreed to a plea arrangement [the circumstances are asked to be held confidential] and will have to serve 85% of two years with credit for time served. She's still currently at Lynwood and will be there for the next couple of weeks before she's transferred to a state facility. [We'll include that info when we get that.] For now she can be contacted at: Elizabeth Bay #1678355 11705 S. Alameda St. Lynwood, CA 90262 If you care to send a money order to her for whatever amount, you would make it payable to Elizabeth Bay #1678355 and mail it to the above address. She would appreciate it.
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#386237 - 01/16/09 12:26 PM
Re: Emily Evermoor in prison Until July, 2010
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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I don't understand why she is being incarcerated but they will not make public the reason(s) why. What's up with that?
This is what was said on my blog:
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iwasthere:
It was her second arrest in her short period of time. The first time she was arrested, she was released on her own recognizance. Then, she got popped a few weeks later. She abused her one get out of jail card.
Darrah Ford:
Was the first arrest also for drugs?
iwasthere:
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was not. She had an issue with drugs before she ever got in the industry.
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