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#574486 - 11/18/12 09:06 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
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#574494 - 11/18/12 09:31 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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Yeah, I agree.
I hate pointing out how sexy she is, simply because it feels pretty fanboy-ish, but compliments where compliments are due and all that.
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#574498 - 11/18/12 09:44 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Hmmm, to me they just look like they'd look fantastic wrapped around my penis.
I'm shallow and try not to overthink too much.
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#574516 - 11/19/12 12:22 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
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#574541 - 11/19/12 01:01 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Somewhere in Florida, in his moms retirement home trailer park, a fat man gently weeps.
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#574543 - 11/19/12 01:46 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Who the hell is that damn happy chappie in your avatar? He seems pleased as punch to be there.
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#574587 - 11/19/12 06:00 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 461
Loc: Hell, or something like it
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Are you waiting for them to heal completely before revealing them in all their glory(ie minus bra), or have you developed a sense of modesty in your old(ish) age.
Edited by Blue (11/19/12 06:01 PM)
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#574650 - 11/19/12 11:18 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
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Waiting for them to heal completely. Sounds like a new series title at Kink.
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#574651 - 11/19/12 11:23 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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True, PD. Most women with lip fillers do enough to just fill out the lips or create fuller yet natural looking lips. It's only the women who way overflate their lips does one notice as fake. I meant that it can look good when it's done well. Scottie Thompson above looks good, although not exactly natural to me. Rosie Huntington Whiteley would be another example of this hybrid look. Nikki Benz is on the more obvious side of things and fine, too. Fetishists of a natural look are probably what lets the better surgeons in the field smile the most.
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#574889 - 11/22/12 10:55 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/25/09
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Waiting for them to heal completely. Timescale on that then Gia ? I predict with a certain level of certainty that we will never see them completely bare and bouncing. Prove me wrong ... I DARE YOU
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#574971 - 11/22/12 09:54 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Waiting for them to heal completely. When will we see them live?
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#575108 - 11/24/12 01:18 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
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Prolly the closest we will get to seeing this ho's money maker.
Panzer, for $15 in Staples bucks, I'll photo shop it so it looks like Gia's pinchin a loaf.
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#575110 - 11/24/12 01:25 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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1996 might've been more her year. At least five procedures in and that's the result - it's more about the idea, obviously. If you want to take it that way, then, yeah, here's a girl willing to work for perfection. Something to be said for that.
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#575114 - 11/24/12 02:33 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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her tits are looking great.
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#575130 - 11/24/12 06:48 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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If the girl is happy, who's to complain?
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#575136 - 11/24/12 07:24 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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i like the red highlights in her hair too.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#575395 - 11/27/12 08:38 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Powerball is up to $500million. If I win, I'll foot the bill to have Gia fly to every Porn Jesus' home and blow em. Brandon last for our safety. Any one that is married will have to get permission from wifey. If she won't allow, I'll throw your wife a couple bucks to blow you (and swallow) while Gia bends over and fingers her own box and shitter. Charin, of course, gets to flip her upside down and give her the Gag Factor treatment.
Which leads me to: What's your price whore?
I figure to make it worth her while: $5k/BJ + travel accommodations. That seems fair, considering some will probably be tough to stomach but others may nut in less than 30 seconds, having not experienced the sweet touch of a woman in so long.
It won't be a one a day thing, if she is in the North East, she'll hit like 3-4 in a day if the logistics work. We'll try to have it done in a week or 2.
It will be filmed, to make it legal, but the guys won't be filmed above the belly button.
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#575400 - 11/27/12 09:18 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think you guys reading this thread AND playing the powerball would do better just to send those dollar bills to Gia directly. Now that would show commitment.
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#575403 - 11/27/12 09:27 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
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I'm not playing so I ain't gonna win. But others are playing and they aren't gonna win either. The odds of getting a better response from Gia or for that matter from any human with a pulse are to send them random dollar bills weekly rather than promises of largesse from future lottery winnings.
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#575404 - 11/27/12 10:07 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I care not for your financial well being, Gia. Just having fun asking an inappropriate question. I may be the most broke though, with Brandon working again and Moron Boy not posting much.
Bornyo, you sound like the type that looks at a lotto winner on tv and starts rattling of reasons he/she is a cocksucker.
I don't play the lottery often only when the jackpot is up over $100mill. Every now and again scratch off games.
Jigaloo, if I were to receive a Jigaloo-phone, would I be required to answer every time there is a Coco or Desi update, or could I let them stack up, knock out 5-6 voicemails, then call you to discuss?
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#575407 - 11/27/12 11:02 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I would imagine being a Hooker King is much more fun than being a Porn Jesus.
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#575422 - 11/28/12 02:06 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered: 10/19/06
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I'm not playing so I ain't gonna win. But others are playing and they aren't gonna win either. The odds of getting a better response from Gia or for that matter from any human with a pulse are to send them random dollar bills weekly rather than promises of largesse from future lottery winnings. i'm in it so you still got a shot at some cash B. you and about ten to fifteen others here. you'll have to wait until i become single though because that's the first order of business.
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#575445 - 11/28/12 06:41 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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#575800 - 12/01/12 08:52 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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That one's a riot. It looks like you just found someone hiding under your bed.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#576245 - 12/06/12 03:42 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Gia, why didn't you tell us about your foray into the bible-thumper confab with Nina Hartley? It must have been a hoot.
BTW, those boots you are wearing in the above pic look like they make your feet sweat a lot.
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#576262 - 12/06/12 05:32 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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its not the same girl,but glad you liked her.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#576265 - 12/06/12 05:44 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Pipe, the stripes are my thermals from Uniqulo. Write the company and lodge a complaint. Nit, I wear socks with Uggs, so no.
Frankie, I love the second pic of that girl which I assume is same girl. She has great curves. Socks soak up the sweat. They don't keep your feet from sweating.
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