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#385600 - 07/25/09 10:24 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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hi gia, out of all our late convo's, emotional pick me ups when needed, we have been pretty tight since we began talking, and I have to say oddly enough, you are an important person in my life. But I can't figure out why you wont answer this question which I have asked you 100 times. Will you or wont you ever take a dump on my chest?   One of your best buds, Duke
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#385601 - 07/25/09 11:40 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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#385602 - 07/26/09 12:53 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
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Gia,
Did you ever have an embarrassing incident where you passed gas or let out a little poo during one of your many anal scenes?
I understand this is fairly common. Taylor Rain was nicknamed "the leaker".
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#385605 - 07/26/09 04:49 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Corn in a hockey puck you ask?.
Coke was either a cheerleader or band-bitch, yes?.
Wind or Concussion, pom-pom?.
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#385607 - 07/26/09 10:45 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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Gia,
Did you ever have an embarrassing incident where you passed gas or let out a little poo during one of your many anal scenes?
I understand this is fairly common. Taylor Rain was nicknamed "the leaker".
True story: In the middle of an anal scene I had with Taylor Rain a hard piece of black "rubber" came shooting out her butthole. I stopped for a second to study it ...and once I realized what it was organic material I kicked it to the side, hitting the camera man in the chest like a black hockey puck ..... and I kept on going. The show must go on.
She must of been prairie doggin it and one side was exposed to the air, causing it to harden. Simple case of Assteroids.
Duke
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#385608 - 08/07/09 11:01 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Gia,
Would you film a raunchy threesome scene with your parents for $500,000? (including anal with Dad, fisting with Mom etc etc)
If not $500,000, what about a million?
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#385618 - 08/29/09 12:33 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
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Gia,
Would you film a raunchy threesome scene with your parents for $500,000? (including anal with Dad, fisting with Mom etc etc)
If not $500,000, what about a million?
lol
ds
We will call it "The Aristocrats" 
^^^ I guess NO ONE watches Penn & Teller around here 
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#385621 - 08/29/09 06:47 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 36
Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana
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I must be prejudice against chairs.
Obviously not.
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#385627 - 08/29/09 06:36 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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They color coordinated... yes?. Blue plaid with a with a blue wheel chair. Who does that?.
Normally I hate staged pics but I'm going to 5 star this one.
That and the fact that Gias half sneer completes Burgs bird while not completely overshadowing the fact they are both wearing black pumps.
It's very strokeworthy and I have no doubt that Ted Kennedy was buried with a multitude of pictures just like this.
Atta Burg!.
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#385629 - 08/31/09 09:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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The pic is from 8 years ago.
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#385630 - 08/31/09 09:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I honestly couldn't tell. Do you ever age?
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#385631 - 08/31/09 09:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
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When I was 18, I looked 14.
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#385633 - 08/31/09 10:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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When I was 18, I looked 14.
You could have really made bank if you had gotten into porn at 18.
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#385634 - 08/31/09 10:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I wanted to. But I didn't live in Los Angeles where there was access to porn opportunities. It was also a different time. Porn girls had big tits and even bigger hair.
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#385635 - 08/31/09 10:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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You're right. There were only a few people doing the porn newcomer thing where women weren't expected to be siliconed up. It must feel good at least to have never been in an Ed Powers or Randy West video.
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#385636 - 08/31/09 12:24 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
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Has Gia gone blond again?
Hmmmm, those eye's, just looking up at you.
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#385637 - 08/31/09 12:25 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/02/09
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#385638 - 08/31/09 09:28 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
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I wanted to. But I didn't live in Los Angeles where there was access to porn opportunities. It was also a different time. Porn girls had big tits and even bigger hair.
Seeing as how you seem to have anomosity towards your natural womanly curves. I have a question for about your standards of beauty..
Simple test.
Fat Girl
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Not a Fat girl
1)
2)
Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (08/31/09 09:29 PM)
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#385641 - 09/01/09 04:23 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Seeing as how you seem to have animosity towards your natural womanly curves. I have a question for about your standards of beauty..
Simple test.
Fat Girl
or
Not a Fat girl
Kinda fat. Granted these bodies are more of the thick athletic variety, they'd look phenomenal if they shrunk down a dress size. The girl in the above shot has a nice hip : waist ratio, but I'd rather see those same proportions with smaller hips. Once the hips get small, the waist gets smaller, but over all it will be a leaner (yet still curvy) look.
I think you're way off on the assessment of both those women, especially the first. I find it interesting that a woman's ideal of what is attractive is considerably way off of what a mans criteria is. If you analyze it women drive that "look"
"My ass is to big" "My legs are to thick" "It makes me look fat"
Ok.
Skinny Or Not Skinny
1)
2)
By the way it seems you are most comfortable sitting in mans lap. Is it from the many hours and years you spent in darkened smokey Gentleman's clubs working? Was the driving force for your eighteen year old self to be in porn because you wanted to be wanted, to be "famous", maybe it was a hunger for carnal exploration?
I had a friend of mine who was a long time dancer and she would get turned on dancing up on stage. It would really get her juices flowing literally, not all the time but often enough. Needles to say, she was later diagnosed as a sex addict. Was this an experience of yours?
Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (09/01/09 04:33 AM)
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#385642 - 09/01/09 04:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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G.sus.fuckin'.cHrist! No one can ever be too thin. You can never be too THIN.
Clothes always look good on a hanger, agree?
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#385643 - 09/01/09 04:44 AM
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Gay For Pay
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G.sus.fuckin'.cHrist! No one can ever be too thin. You can never be too THIN.
Clothes always look good on a hanger, agree?
Women are into clothes. Men are interested in taking cloths off and inserting cock in moist warm areas on a woman's body.
Like I said, women drive the want to look like prepubescent boys for the sake of wanting their clothes to hang and drape.
Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (09/01/09 04:44 AM)
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#385647 - 09/02/09 08:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Ok.
Skinny Or Not Skinny
1)
2)
By the way it seems you are most comfortable sitting in mans lap. Is it from the many hours and years you spent in darkened smokey Gentleman's clubs working? Was the driving force for your eighteen year old self to be in porn because you wanted to be wanted, to be "famous", maybe it was a hunger for carnal exploration?
I had a friend of mine who was a long time dancer and she would get turned on dancing up on stage. It would really get her juices flowing literally, not all the time but often enough. Needles to say, she was later diagnosed as a sex addict. Was this an experience of yours?
Both these women have amazing bodies. I prefer the long, ectomorphic body style like these two ladies. It is sexy because it's elegant and you can see the nuances in the body structure more. Though, IF THEY WERE SKINNIER, THAT'D BE GREAT! Honestly, I'm happiest with my body when I'm thinner. No matter what anyone else tells me. I have a mirror. I know the truth.
For your 2nd question, I didn't get the nerve to strip until I was 24. As for wanting to do porn when I was 18, I was a porn fan and it looked exciting and the box covers looked like candy. All those pastel colors were dreamy. Sometimes if I watched a performer do a lame scene, I'd get angry and yell, "Wtf!!! If that was me, I'd tear that scene up!!"
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#385648 - 09/02/09 11:26 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/14/09
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Gia why did you stop whoring yourself out? Are you too blown out? Do men still want date after watching you swallow multiple mopes on camera? Do you proudly display and discuss your body of work?
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