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Did you think Gia would message you to say she's starved for conversation with a polite masterbater? Did you suppose it might eventually lead to her wanting to meet you in person and become your girlfriend? Obviously, you're a real ladies man. Very smooth.




Polite Masturbator would make an awesome post count title.

And if could get a visual of Polite Masturbator, it'd be Saratoga120 with the rose in his mouth FTW!!!! Where is that pic?
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