#592536 - 05/28/1308:32 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
Fiend2
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He must have some smarts or at least decent cash flow. He got Gia to date him and we all know she's smarter than the average porn whore.
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#592670 - 05/30/1302:39 AMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
Nathanial Mayweather
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This is a question for gia. Again, I repeat, this is a question for Gia and Not her mope that I christened who refuses either by lack of intelligence or his pure doucheyness to conduct his question in a thread that I started for "Gia's Mope Questions".
I think you should direct smut. May I suggest you do a "porn parody" of Almost famous but instead of the shitty fictional band from the real movie do a Parody of Blondie with Zoe Voss playing the part of Debbie Harry.
Quote:
She looks like the Sunday comics She thinks she's Brenda Starr Her nose job is real atomic All she needs is an old knife scar
Would You do this, or are you such a whore that your laziness and lack of talent and inherent intelligence would prevent you from accomplishing such an awesome thing?
Sorry if I offended everybody by offering naked pictures. It's this douchyness problem I have. I was not aware that I was not allowed to post on this thread.
Sorry if I offended everybody by offering naked pictures. It's this douchyness problem I have. I was not aware that I was not allowed to post on this thread.
Post where you want. He doesn't make the rules.
Thank you for not posting post-atrocity pics of Gia, btw.
#592776 - 05/30/1309:42 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Fiend2
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: Gia's Mope
Sorry if I offended everybody by offering naked pictures. It's this douchyness problem I have. I was not aware that I was not allowed to post on this thread.
Post where you want. He doesn't make the rules.
Thank you for not posting post-atrocity pics of Gia, btw.
Did Gia get bolt-ons while I was gone??
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#592783 - 05/30/1311:24 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Fiend2]
Jerkules
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Originally Posted By: Fiend2
Did Gia get bolt-ons while I was gone??
Yep, and she has held true to form by honoring FLOP 1 and not posting pics of them.
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#593827 - 06/17/1310:36 AMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules
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What kind of lazy white trash doesn't take the water bottles out of the case when they put them in the fridge?
Is that some kind of mold growth on the second shelf or you harvest paint chips for a snack from time to time? I hear watermelon and paint chips are a popular snack in the Bronx.
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#593840 - 06/17/1304:43 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Jerkules]
JasonH
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
What kind of lazy white trash doesn't take the water bottles out of the case when they put them in the fridge?
Is that some kind of mold growth on the second shelf or you harvest paint chips for a snack from time to time? I hear watermelon and paint chips are a popular snack in the Bronx Harlem.
FIFY and Tritone.
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#593863 - 06/18/1301:39 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules
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Not the drawer, this stuff. Crud or chipping paint?
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#593864 - 06/18/1303:22 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Jerkules]
Generizer
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Not the drawer, this stuff. Crud or chipping paint?
Jerky, you know that's the cheesy shiny silver decor that fridges have on their drawers; over time they rub off from cleaning it. See above shelf where it's not rubbed off as much.
#593875 - 06/18/1309:01 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Generizer]
Jerkules
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Not the drawer, this stuff. Crud or chipping paint?
Jerky, you know that's the cheesy shiny silver decor that fridges have on their drawers; over time they rub off from cleaning it. See above shelf where it's not rubbed off as much.
How dare you try to makin sense to me! You think anyone here wants to read rational thought?
I'm bettin a jug of felon spooge got a crack in it, leaked into the channel and festered into mold. Gia prolly keepin it around in case she ever in the same room as Brandon and needs some organic, free range, no hormone, all natural penicillin.
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#593884 - 06/19/1311:07 AMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Jerkules]
Generizer
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
How dare you try to makin sense to me! You think anyone here wants to read rational thought?
I'm bettin a jug of felon spooge got a crack in it, leaked into the channel and festered into mold. Gia prolly keepin it around in case she ever in the same room as Brandon and needs some organic, free range, no hormone, all natural penicillin.
#593978 - 06/20/1303:33 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan
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That was a Canon G5. I have a few cameras. Depends on my needs, depends on the shoot. That was at Beauty Bar- a low key bar for an alt party near my house.
#594651 - 07/02/1306:32 AMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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mallocup
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
That was a Canon G5. I have a few cameras. Depends on my needs, depends on the shoot. That was at Beauty Bar- a low key bar for an alt party near my house.
I should have asked what kind of compact? I use a G12 and a G1X, love em both but I almost prefer the G12 for its speed..
#594670 - 07/02/1310:49 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: mallocup]
gia jordan
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Originally Posted By: mallocup
ok I got one. porn's most outrageous outtakes 5, in the first gokkun scene: what did that guy do to piss you off? is there a backstory there?
edit: steven driver, porno dan, you shooting all over, that's some scene!
It was the fact that he was pissing everyone off. Sucks that I had to be the one to speak on behalf of everyone, but oh well. Later after the shoot, I saw him leave the parking lot, pushing a cart of recyclables aka the garbage can full of soda cans and water bottles from the Bukkake corral where the guys wait until the scene starts. He never showed up again.
#594672 - 07/02/1310:53 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: mallocup]
gia jordan
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Originally Posted By: mallocup
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
That was a Canon G5. I have a few cameras. Depends on my needs, depends on the shoot. That was at Beauty Bar- a low key bar for an alt party near my house.
I should have asked what kind of compact? I use a G12 and a G1X, love em both but I almost prefer the G12 for its speed..
G12 is great for it's speed. I think it's the #1 thing to look for if you're looking for a compact camera. My iPhone takes great pics, and fast unless I'm in super low light, but it's still nice to also have a compact camera.
#594673 - 07/02/1310:55 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Jigaloo
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
It was the fact that he was pissing everyone off. Sucks that I had to be the one to speak on behalf of everyone, but oh well. Later after the shoot, I saw him leave the parking lot, pushing a cart of recyclables aka the garbage can full of soda cans and water bottles from the Bukkake corral where the guys wait until the scene starts. He never showed up again.
Did he have to sword fight with Knox over who got the soda cans?
#594870 - 07/08/1305:18 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules
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Good lord! You are 3 cycles of roids away from being Chyna.
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#595776 - 07/29/1308:27 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules
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Gia, at what point did Brandon make it to your "NO!" list?
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