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#606792 - 02/24/14 10:36 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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That is my guess too. Someone asked on another site and you are my cosmetic surgery expert, so figured I'd ask.
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#606794 - 02/25/14 01:53 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
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I concur. The nipple/areola placement is correct, nothing looks stretched and the sag is natural without the ball in a bag droop hanging effect.
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#606994 - 02/28/14 10:44 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/17/04
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What's the worst high-end restaurant you've been to? The best one? Have you ever been to Applebee's? What is your favorite porn scene? (With you as the talent and not as the talent.) Favorite book?
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#607003 - 02/28/14 04:38 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I was a tour photographer for Girl's Gone Wild. Was Joe Francis a good lay, or just a coked up douche who had trouble keeping wood?
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#607004 - 02/28/14 04:41 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Hey, you think it is bad that Terry Richardson allegedly won't shoot a non famous chick unless she fucks him?
I don't see the big deal, cause they could get pics done elsewhere. It aint like he is the only game in town, and it aint like every broad doesn't know his reputation.
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#607005 - 02/28/14 04:48 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I was a tour photographer for Girl's Gone Wild. Was Joe Francis a good lay, or just a coked up douche who had trouble keeping wood? As if Francis would tour with us! Mostly, Francis was home in L.A. except for certain cities that would be highlighted in some special DVD or MTV appearances. He'd stay in a hotel and shoot at the clubs with us. He would only be on the bus for an hour to interact with certain models on camera. I've never seen him bang anyone nor me for that matter. The job was all business with the facade of a party.
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#607006 - 02/28/14 04:57 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hey, you think it is bad that Terry Richardson allegedly won't shoot a non famous chick unless she fucks him?
I don't see the big deal, cause they could get pics done elsewhere. It aint like he is the only game in town, and it aint like every broad doesn't know his reputation. Nice victim blaming. A lot of models don't know who Terry Richardson is. They're more interested in the clothes and getting a campaign one day. Most of these girls are underage. The ones that do know his rep feel compelled to do what he says because he's so lauded in the fashion world that he can make or break your career. Most of the agents are in on his antics. When you're 15, owe your agency tons of money from your book (portfolio) and model house fees, what are you going to do? Walk out and miss an opportunity to pay everyone back? Complain to your agent and get fired? Models don't choose to work with famous photographers. You don't wake up one day and say, "After coffee, I'll tell Next I'd like to test with Testino." They choose you through your agency. To even get a test shot (unpaid) is a huge deal.
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#607007 - 02/28/14 05:40 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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Good explanation.
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#607009 - 02/28/14 07:45 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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A friend made me sit through a Girls Gone Wild vid. Talk about totally unfappable. Even the degradation seemed contrived. Maybe I'm jaded.
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#607017 - 02/28/14 08:52 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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Loc: St. Louis
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A friend made me sit through a Girls Gone Wild vid. Talk about totally unfappable. Even the degradation seemed contrived. Maybe I'm jaded. You're right. I had a friend a few years back who was really into GGW and never shut up about it. I told him it couldn't be all that, so he gave me a DVD, certain that I'd fap my dick off. I watched it and couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of it. Stupidest shit ever recorded on video.
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#607018 - 02/28/14 09:18 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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A friend made me sit through a Girls Gone Wild vid. Talk about totally unfappable. Even the degradation seemed contrived. Maybe I'm jaded. It's not my thing either. I doubt the crew I toured with had ever seen one in its entirety.
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#607020 - 02/28/14 10:12 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Pressly Maddox used to work for them too. I think she was a talent wrangler or recruiter
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#607025 - 02/28/14 10:28 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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ggw was a porn infomercial.
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#607049 - 03/01/14 09:04 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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It wasn't even so much that it wasn't hardcore enough...which it wasn't. The biggest turn off was the whiny fucker begging the girls to show a nipple. "Oh, c'mon. Please?". Not a very strong hand.
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#607053 - 03/01/14 09:24 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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They had some hardcore videos, I think. Only thing i've watched of theirs in over a decade was the Spitzer's Whore lez video.
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#607054 - 03/01/14 09:36 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
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I thought there was one really hot GGW lesbo scene that I saw but everything else was mega-crap
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#607131 - 03/03/14 10:26 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/30/06
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Her tits although magnificent..are fake. The dead give away is when she bends over.. you can see the bags..
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#607133 - 03/03/14 11:34 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Yes! But she was on hiatus from xpt at the time except pm basis. We couldn't meet. In Ohio, I tried meeting Simp. It was a blizzard and I offered to buy him drinks and lunch, but he chickened out. This is so unfair. You'll never make it out to my neck of the woods.
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#607422 - 03/11/14 10:43 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
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Gia,
What is the best and proper way to clean a belly button that will pass a taste test? In case your wondering I have an inny.
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#607435 - 03/11/14 04:21 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Why the interest in "Confessions of an English Opium Eater"? That is either some pretty serious autodidacticism or you were thinking of grad school.
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#607466 - 03/11/14 11:54 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Why the interest in "Confessions of an English Opium Eater"? That is either some pretty serious autodidacticism or you were thinking of grad school. I love that time period. And I read a lot of weird stuff.
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#607467 - 03/12/14 01:53 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
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Brooklyn damage
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#607550 - 03/13/14 09:54 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/19/06
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Do your past interactions with Kahn Tusion still haunt you in your late 40s/early 50s?
Don't give us the angry Ori hate speech about the guy. Girl forgets what her agreement was in lieu of paying cash for rent.
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#607568 - 03/13/14 01:29 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/04/13
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Is Khan's brother still doing the call-in legal show on L.A. radio? https://twitter.com/billhandelshow
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#607858 - 03/16/14 04:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Cleaning a belly button is easy. Put peanut butter in it and call the dog.
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#607887 - 03/16/14 07:15 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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o-em-fucken g. i'm actually feeling guilt for laughing at that. not necessarily because it's funny...more so because i think it's a family value passed down through the ages and now we've been enlightened like we're some sort of inlaws.
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#608110 - 03/20/14 01:47 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Wish list.
Which Motorhead doc? The one mostly about Lemmy?
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#608112 - 03/20/14 01:59 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Hey, he offered. Which Motorhead doc? The one mostly about Lemmy? Yes.
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#608130 - 03/20/14 05:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#608131 - 03/20/14 05:31 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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Or Paypal and then all you need to give him is an email address and it doesn't have to be your main one. Create an email address say paypal@giajordan.com or whatever associate that with your Paypal account.
You hook up Paypal to your checking account and do free transfers between them. It takes about two days to get the funds in your checking account. No PO Boxes, no bounced checks.
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#608139 - 03/20/14 08:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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bitcoin is pretty risky and likely more compromised than wall street. the news hasn't been good lately.
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#608147 - 03/20/14 10:50 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
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Use it to collect money from selling soiled panties. I don't think PayPal reports activity until you pass 200 transactions or $10k received in a year.
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#608152 - 03/20/14 11:23 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Come on, Gia. Think of all them thread bare drawers in yer dresser. Why throw em away and clog up land fills, when you can wear em and sell em, so a creep can put em inside out on a pillow to fantasize 69ing you?
Personally, I only huff panties that I remove from a broad, or she leaves behind. I feel purchasing soiled panties is on par with having road kill deer mounted.
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#608153 - 03/20/14 11:24 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
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When I was a kid there was an ad in the back of Hustler for guys to buy polaroids of a naked chick and to buy her dirty panties. The PO box was for our small town post office. some friends and myself tried to stake out the post office box during the summer and got banned from the post office unless we were with an adult. I was about 11 years old at the time.
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