It's true. The martini glasses, omelets, buckets, whatever are just a turn off for me. The soul is the receptacle, literally and figuratively.

It is, but there's a thread for that.

Oh, that's right, I'm "unhinged." Never mind.

I'm aware of the thread, but I knew you'd pick up my slack. You are indispensable to XPT.

I'm hardly indispensable to XPT, Jopa apologist. But I seem to be indispensable to a few stooges around here in a Tar-Baby sense.

You oughta know that one, as any good Jolson fan should.

thought you might dig these shots of madison ivy

Madison Ivey has a nice set of Man Made Yabbos fit that fit sporty body... Gia should aspire to this... not Karen Carpenter...

My twitter has my Raven Alexis impression.

You shave your head?

She only has it half right. She has to ask for donations so hersick kids can have a good xmas.

pretty sure xpt = her sick kids.

and whiteacre beat me to the eyebrow comment..fucker.

she looks like she just had an argument with someone.

Since she's in NY is she going to hang out with Panzer and buy four dozen used rectal thermometers from Haiti for $2?

gia should really do that photoshoot at panzers granparents apartment.

What's wrong with you fuckheads!

I asked a perfectly reasonable question. How much would it take to get Gia to endure the spunking of her life? I know we could find a whore to do it for $1500. That is not the question! How much would Gia do it for?

I'd say the over/under is about $25,000. Come on Gia this is our current offer! Daburg an I will cover half and the rest of the mopes will buy in for less.

Think of it as a public service/.

Who are you to demand an answer?

I used to have a co-worker who refused to watch IR for that very reason. Despite claiming to having nothing against the black man, he thought that black cocks looked too much like turds for his liking. I laughed.

As a follow up: Who are you to spend Burg's money? You're no Guapo.

I'll get to whorebot's questions when I'm on the iPad. Traveling now and just have a phone. Hard to deal with quote function when a poster has multiple questions like he did last page.

She should stop by to check on the old folks. I have a feeling Tranzer's got them in some sort of dungeon.

I have a feeling the old folks are still in the apartment, but have been in a state of decay for some time.

Or, they have been made into substitute veal cutlets and various other meat products.

That implies that Panzer would know from veal.

My own grandma used to pound the shit out of pork cutlet and tell us it was veal.

Veal cutlets are $20/lb at the butcher shop I go to. I generally get them 2x a year.

Honestly, if you pound pork cutlets super thin, season them, bread them and fry them like Wiener Schnitzel, most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference. And I have had both.

You are correct, of course, though you, obviously, and I, and a few others could tell the difference.

But could Panzer? Ask yourself this: Do you think anyone in Panzer's life has shelled out even the few extra shekels it would take to buy veal?

Yeah, I didn't think so either.

Gia photo by Dave Naz.

If I'm not mistaken, according to Gia's twitter she just got fake ones. I guess she's been hanging around the plastic porn girls too long and wanted to fit in.

Yep and can't wait for pics.

She posted a pic this morning, not of her tits, but of her in her recovery bed. Although covered, her new lady humps appear Himalayan in scale.

Tits scmitts. #NBHNC.

380 cc. I was going to go for 400. Now I'm thinking I should've. But all my fake tit friends say when they fluff (drop and look fuller at the bottom instead of the top like they are now) they'll look bigger. The placement is really good and they feel natural already.

Fucking lovely, someone drew a moustache on the Mona Lisa.

Whatever. I'm very pleased. Though I can't wait until they get bigger. Pics posted sporadically on my twitter. Feel free to grab them off there to post here. It's easier than trying to copy/ paste on an iPad with the way our image posting system works. Just posted a pic minutes ago. Today they got me out of the binder wrap and into a surgical bra. It looks like a front zip sports bra. And they have a bandeau wrap on top so I don't get that Tupperware bowl look.

this post brought to you by the word tits

Wow, she actually smiled for once.

We must add them to the Binder.

This thread makes me happy

It was the vicodin.

i think it was the tits.

I know where her BF's dick is going tonight!

if daily activities are off the table for awhile i think so is russian.

shes never needed Vicodin before to unlock the back door.

That is SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER you are sodomizing.

so are these:

but that aside,they all need a good pounding.

Ugly car and cheap shoes. No tit job can fix that.

yes,but the whores.just imagine those poor women minus the tits.

Good whore.

It's a Peugeot, and they're pumping their own gas...I wouldn't expect them to have access to quality work.

I'm supposed to wait two weeks before having sex again. Sorry. He looked too good this morning.