I doubt our suffering is nearly as bad as listening to her yap.

New twitter profile pic

im loving how the tits are looking gia.

whoa!

gia,your opinion on these three:

Those ^^^ are perfect and I like that set of pics in the silver outfit.

@bellafalconi_fitness

i like the second broad better^

theres this one again^

Is it me or did they do a bad job of airbrushing out the silver chick's mustache?

That can be a Gia question, since it would be talking shop for her.

It's shadow from her plump top lip over emphasized by bumping up the contrast and saturation way to much in photoshop.

The tit job in the last b/w pic is awful.

Eva's had multiple boob jobs? What? Tonight is the only night I will admit that I am the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. I always thought that Eva was just a huge bitch with huge natural tits.

And Gia Jordan is actually Honduran, she just pretends she's a Paki for Middle East bonus points. That's my theory.

I don't know much about Eva's tits. I do love the theme song to The Office.

How come you keep posting pics of yourself that are just like the ones the ugly bitches use to conceal their meth use on their facebook pages?

maybe you've already spoken to this, but how has the sensitivity of your breasts changed?

they're looking pretty amazing btw..

Sensitivity is the same. Only thing is, it kind of hurts when they're grabbed really hard. Maybe this will change.

two toned tramps

Hot. Needs bigger calves, though. Speaking of, I'm off to hike Runyon Cyn.

take pics of you all sweaty when you reach the top.

After Runyon, I drove to Bronson Canyon. That's where they shot the Batman tv series. Pic of me there via twitter.

it should be interesting to see what the haters got on that pic...

Can I be first?

gia looks good and happy in that pic.but i was expecting workout clothes like the black and red outfit pic.but then again dressing up like that wouldnt be too smart an idea when any twitter lurker/rapist knows pws go running on the first trail.

This is stuff I wear to workout. Has more to do with comfort and what makes me feel good than safety issues like warding off crime aimed at me. I also dress this way at the gym.

F/Marry/Kill: Lex Steele, Shorty Mac, Wesley Pipes?

Would you rather have sex with a black guy or eat a Wendy's Baconator w/ Super Sized fries & Mountain Dew?

Kill myself.

For your comeback as your male talent do I need to shave my balls?

I'm drinking gallons of pineapple juice as we speak.

whats your first shoot?

Don't care Show us your tits fuck the lame April fools joke. This place is 24-7-365 fools anyway. Also when you have mongrel babies with a spear chucking chocolate bunny would you be ok with calling them niglets, fudge brownies, or cooonbugs?

Whats worse a whore who refuses to do whorish things like showing us her tits or the LOOOOSER mopes who allow her to keep getting away with it?

Whats worse? The loser who hangs around and complains about the losers.

nate...nathan...nathaniel..

we're only "allowing" her to get away with it to see how many times you swing for the fences before your arms fall off, tootsie pop.

Weird, Gia looks like a cousin of mine, circa 1967.

General boob job question:
What might be the cause of an inverted nipple?
I noticed Siri the big-boobed blonde has a concave nipple (left breast). Might this be caused by some boob job mishap?

She needs the Adriano treatment. Bet that would inflate that nipple.

Implants don't cause inverted nipples. A small percentage of women are born with them. My friend has them and on her implant consultation, the md offered to 'fix' her inverted nipples. She declined because she really likes them.

They all stand up under the right hand.

Kitty Yung had inverted nips that would pop out when she got excited. After her boob job, they stood up permanently. Before her surgery it was always fun to see her nips pop out during a scene. It was the one way that you could tell whether or not she was into it.

Not true. Inverted nipples don't change to erect when stimulated. Kitty Young must have been the outlier.

Oh well. Shows you how much I know about boobs I guess. :-)

I find "outie" belly buttons disgusting.

What about you, Gia?

Someone please rub Siri's left nipple and verify if she's an outlier outie when stimulated.

Valentina Nappi











If you were in this body how long would you fast?

She looks good. Thick but it's muscle and curves.

Hey considered this freaky Friday and you two were fighting over why the shit you call "marinara sauce" isn't the real deal(she calls you a stupid whore paki eating ketchup you call her a greeZey fat ass Dego Ginzo). You wake up the next Friday and you're irreversibly trapped inside her body.

How long would you fast?

Whichever # of days you think would convince her to leap into your arms because you're a nice guy who's open minded to all different body types unlike these other mean, awful men out there suppressing women to the anorexic Hollywood ideal.

I'm a man who uses people like tissue paper, a diagnosed psychopath. Nice guy. Also, whore, women not men suppress other women into being anorexic.

While you're hunched over, jerking off to Don Draper, keep reminding us that you're a psychopath, a sociopath, or whatever. Again. As you feel the need to announce every week.

Remember, Nate's a diagnosed psychopath. In case you forgot. Be afraid and stuff.