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#571288 - 10/20/12 05:29 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: frankie fatale]
backdoorman Offline
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
this post brought to you by the word tits







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#571407 - 10/21/12 06:21 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Day 4. No longer need jars or bottled waters opened for me. My reach has extended almost back to normal. No longer need car doors opened for me, but I try not to strain myself as to not ruin how the plants settle. Walked around all day today and felt like I wanted to run a marathon. My tits are looking bigger and I hope they continue. I feel like I got scared and took it down a notch aka 20 cc's. Though my bf says 400 cc's would've looked too porn. Anyway, I feel great and will post pics when I'm allowed to take this post-surgical bra off.

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#571420 - 10/21/12 06:44 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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why the fuck do you care what your boyfriend thinks? Not like odds are he is going to be around in 5 years so you should have done what the fuck you wanted. He isn't you fucking husband....

Self esteem never gonna be good is it...

all this talk about big titties was just talk...

poser...

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#571421 - 10/21/12 06:45 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Nice tits.

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#571422 - 10/21/12 06:54 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Because he's in the medical field, has helped previous girlfriends through their breast implant surgeries from appointment to recovery, and his last girlfriend had the same frame/weight/height as I. I've seen her tits and like her results.

Ok, this sounds gross, but I worried that going from an A to a D would stretch my aeroelas. I've seen it happen on other girls. Both my bf and my md said it sometimes happens. Mine were already big so I didn't want to risk it.

Heather Pink has a 32" ribcage like me and went 380 cc. As much as my boob greed wanted 400, I'm going to be a big C cup at 380. Already, when unclothed, I look like I'm going to fall over. That's a good look.

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#571423 - 10/21/12 06:59 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Hmmm... I was on a date a couple of days ago with this noisy drunk girl who was bragging about how she loves her new boobs. The people sitting next to us at the bar thought I had bought her a pair, but she started talking about how she had gained weight recently and it went straight to her tits. I inspected them later that night, and they were at least a handful. But she isn't fat anywhere else.

Changing gears and getting into question mode... I know you wouldn't gain weight all over just to increase your bust size. BUT, if you were suddenly to start hearing voices and go schizo, would you take the required medicine even if you knew it would cause you to gain weight? It seems like all the people with kooky mental disorders wind up taking meds that make them blow up. Or would you go full batshit crazy?
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#571482 - 10/21/12 09:13 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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Read her Twitter timeline and you will have your answer.
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#571484 - 10/21/12 10:14 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan


As much as my boob greed wanted 400, I'm going to be a big C cup at 380. Already, when unclothed, I look like I'm going to fall over. That's a good look.

giggity. masturbanana
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#571503 - 10/22/12 01:37 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Steez, I'd rather be a hot crazy person. If I were schizo, I wouldn't be ale to provide for myself. So, I might as well be a hot crazy person and attract people who can provide for me. Since I wouldn't be able to provide for myself and all.

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#571510 - 10/22/12 07:24 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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Excuse me, Miss Whore, but I have a couple questions, since you are our resident expert on cosmetic surgery. WTF is this? Are there actual benefits? What do they use? Is it like lip injections, where it has to be redone regularly?



If you don't have any answers, please shake your titty Doc down for info on your next visit. Thank you.
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#571523 - 10/22/12 11:06 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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I've no idea except that it's letting women know that now even their vaginas are subject to conform to an ideal beauty standard. Hear that, ladies? Even your vagina isn't good enough. :sigh:

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#571525 - 10/22/12 11:40 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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I figured it more to make it easier for the tards to find the damn thing, than an appearance issue.

Plus, they have had labiaplasty and hymen repair for some time now.
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#571534 - 10/22/12 01:04 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Excuse me, Miss Whore, but I have a couple questions, since you are our resident expert on cosmetic surgery. WTF is this? Are there actual benefits? What do they use? Is it like lip injections, where it has to be redone regularly?



If you don't have any answers, please shake your titty Doc down for info on your next visit. Thank you.
maybe so its easier for their numbnuts husbands to actually get them to cum?
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#571651 - 10/23/12 11:26 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
frankie fatale Offline
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madison ivy tanning
thought everyone might enjoy this.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#571665 - 10/24/12 06:28 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
methisdeth Offline
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What'd you expect this washed up, in the fast lane to 50 year old whore to do? She's got a fake job as a photographer and sees nothing but youngsters with non-droopy tits all day long. Of course she's gonna bow to the peer pressure and get the titties blown up. Reduction in 15 to 20 years. Good ROI?? Whores and $$$ bad combo.

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#571666 - 10/24/12 07:32 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
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Judge not lest ye be judged......dumbass !
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#571674 - 10/24/12 01:40 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
frankie fatale Offline
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fake tits are a sound investment at any age.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#571678 - 10/24/12 02:18 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Why look like other people when you can look like an anime character.

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#571844 - 10/27/12 11:30 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Good point Gia. Are you ever going to show us the finished product.. I know I for one am curious.

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#571847 - 10/27/12 12:14 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Yes, indeed I am. They're coming along great so far.

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#571900 - 10/28/12 06:14 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Why look like other people when you can look like an anime character.


Are you getting 400cc implants in your eyes too?
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#571913 - 10/28/12 01:30 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Don't give me any ideas.

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#573016 - 11/06/12 01:21 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Did you know know that with all your talk about giant boobs and this sad result of you are now known as a bodacious titty poser?

You said that on the advice of your current disposable relationship you went with less CC, how much future bad advice are you going to put up with until you finally dispose of your current mope?

You said in this thread you have no nipple sensitivity but then you used the excuse of "nipple stretching" as to why you didn't go with more CC's.. were you fucking serious about that or just making up excuses for the stupid decision you made?

Fuck you put yourself through this pain expense for very average results...

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#573018 - 11/06/12 01:56 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
John Floofin Offline
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Never mind that bollocks, HOW ARE THEM TITTAYS? masturbanana

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#573035 - 11/06/12 03:40 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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I love my new tits. As a fake rack expert, you should know fake breasts all look smaller in clothes- much more than natural breasts do. Now when clothed, I look a tad bigger than when I wore padded bras. Clothes off, they're a large C. I went 380 cc. Saline, smooth, unders. The biggest I could go was 425 cc due to small breast pockets. I admit, I did chicken out of 400 cc due to fear of areola stretching (I mistakenly wrote nipple before), but that was purely for aesthetic reasons, not sensitivity issues. Now, that 20 cc difference, guess how much that is? Two teaspoons. Not much.

I think it's hilarious you scrawled out an angry letter about tits. Definitely some of my best fan mail. Well done.

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#573037 - 11/06/12 03:51 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Floof,, they're doing great. Decent side boob and I have another follow-up appointment tmrw. Hopefully, I'll get this tape off them and clearance to sleep on my side.

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#573062 - 11/06/12 07:34 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
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Nate, the results are far from average, I am sure. And if they are average, what business is that of yours? You'll never sniff or see or touch them. For that matter you're probably lucky to be able to pay a waffle house hooker with flap-jack tits to see a set.

Maybe Sammura's what with the bacon water and all. With a 5 dollar bill you got a crack at them but no more.

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#573167 - 11/07/12 03:39 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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Gia, is Selena Gomez too fat? http://www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com/selena-gomez-weight/

I have read blind items purported to be about her and that Beiber fag, stating that he has been verbally abusing her saying he doesn't like women with curves and she needs to lose weight if she wants him to stay around. The fact that she takes the abuse and has an adorable face make me hard, but I don't wanna start fapping to fat chicks. That may one day lead to having sex w/ fat chicks, and I don't want that to happen.

Thank you, whore.
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#573176 - 11/07/12 04:37 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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I've no idea who Selena Gomez is but her name sounds fat, and I thought Justin beiber was into boys.
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#573182 - 11/07/12 05:33 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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Come on, I left the link there.

"How Much Does Selena Gomez Weight?

She is thought to weigh approximately 125 pounds or 57kg
How Tall Is Selena Gomez?

5’5&#8243; or 165cm
What Are Selena Gomez Measurements?

34-24-36
What Is Selena Gomez’s Bra Size?

34B"
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#573194 - 11/07/12 06:48 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Unless she's all muscle, yeah she could stand to lean out more. And Justin beiber still needs a punch in the mouth.

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#573196 - 11/07/12 06:58 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
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^ That would probably bruise someones dick.
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#573199 - 11/07/12 07:19 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Unless she's all muscle, yeah she could stand to lean out more. And Justin beiber still needs a punch in the mouth.




You're so fucking damaged.... And so completely dumb.... What makes it worse is this worship by these losers...

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#573200 - 11/07/12 07:25 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: backdoorman]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
^ That would probably bruise someones dick.


LOL! Good one BDM.
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#573397 - 11/10/12 06:42 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Jerkules]
fartz Offline
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Loc: Central US
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I have read blind items purported to be about her and that Beiber fag, stating that he has been verbally abusing her saying he doesn't like women with curves and she needs to lose weight if she wants him to stay around.




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#573844 - 11/14/12 01:44 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
Claude Goddard Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
yeah she could stand to lean out more


confused

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#574192 - 11/17/12 06:49 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
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Now This is what I'm talking about!!!

Gia pm me your Surgeons Name- he deserves a Goddamned tip.



Attachments
G-D.JPG (636 downloads)



Edited by Bornyo (11/17/12 06:49 AM)

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#574195 - 11/17/12 07:10 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Mr. Meat Offline
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I'll admit that shit looks good.

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#574230 - 11/17/12 12:19 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Bornyo]
John Floofin Offline
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[/quote]

Hooraaaay boobies! masturbanana

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#574233 - 11/17/12 12:36 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
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I think that's one of the best pics I've seen in a long time. When you get past the tits look at the lips.

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#574234 - 11/17/12 12:37 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
John Floofin Offline
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She's a pretty girl, she ought to do porn.

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#574235 - 11/17/12 12:38 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Steezo Offline
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I think that pic is going to get a universal thumbs up from everybody.
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#574237 - 11/17/12 01:09 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
LouCypher Offline
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wowzrs.... well done Gia. good for you.
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#574249 - 11/17/12 03:39 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Thanks, all. I feel very please with the outcome. They'll be progressing over the next few months as they settle even more. I'll keep you posted. I'm not supposed to be wearing underwire bras yet, but I was in Bloomingdales buying lingerie for a model I was shooting and my curious mind just HAD to be evil and try my new look for size.

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#574263 - 11/17/12 07:34 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
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Gia I think you may have a bright future ! lol
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#574280 - 11/17/12 09:19 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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^^ Better wear shades. ^^
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#574336 - 11/18/12 10:01 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
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lol good one 50 thou a year will buy a lotta beer.
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#574341 - 11/18/12 10:16 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
lol good one 50 thou a year will buy a lotta beer.



Not anywhere civilized, I'll assure you.

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#574343 - 11/18/12 10:47 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
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#574348 - 11/18/12 11:05 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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I sez "anywhere civilized" and the Gentleman from Pensyltucky throws it up to Yahoo. And still comes up short.








It is past noon, isn't it?

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