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#386064 - 07/16/10 11:59 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Let's get the record straight...I refuse to have anyone's child.




Ironic, because JRV loves having anyone's children.
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#386066 - 07/16/10 01:14 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Quote:

I was watching The Sopranos today and one of the scenes made me think of a question:

Gia, would you let a guy hold a gun to your head while he fucks you?




Now we're talking!




Personally, I think a knife(blade edge, not the point) held to the throat is hotter and more intimate. Maybe I'm just old fashioned though.
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#386067 - 07/16/10 01:59 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Come on. As skinny as Gia is, she probably can't remember her last period. All this baby talk is more pervert pipe dreams.
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#386068 - 07/16/10 03:12 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
RyanKnox Offline
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Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:


Also, getting Gia pregnant would require Knox to get an erection first.




In order to get that I'll first need to fish hook you. Then use your face to wipe my ass while huffing freon but we can get'er done..

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#386069 - 07/16/10 03:41 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Quote:


Also, getting Gia pregnant would require Knox to get an erection first.




In order to get that I'll first need to fish hook you. Then use your face to wipe my ass while huffing freon but we can get'er done..




Why bother, after doing all that everybody knows you would still FAIL.
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#386070 - 07/17/10 01:54 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I was watching The Sopranos today and one of the scenes made me think of a question:

Gia, would you let a guy hold a gun to your head while he fucks you?




Now we're talking!




Personally, I think a knife(blade edge, not the point) held to the throat is hotter and more intimate. Maybe I'm just old fashioned though.




That's nice to hear these days. Not enough of you romantic types left.
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#386072 - 07/17/10 08:56 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quit giving him attention. Quit seeing him around.

Problem solved.

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#386073 - 07/19/10 10:50 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Perverted Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Quote:

That's nice to hear these days. Not enough of you romantic types left.




Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.
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#386074 - 07/20/10 09:59 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Quote:

That's nice to hear these days. Not enough of you romantic types left.




Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.




Dude, She is totally going to want to date you now and make slow passionate love to you. She has seen what is really important and its not cock size or wallet size but the size of your big heart. Just kidding, you are a faggot.
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#386075 - 07/20/10 02:18 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Perverted Offline
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Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

That's nice to hear these days. Not enough of you romantic types left.




Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.




Dude, She is totally going to want to date you now and make slow passionate love to you. She has seen what is really important and its not cock size or wallet size but the size of your big heart. Just kidding, you are a faggot.




Actually, I am quite heterosexual! And while we are discussing inappropriate questions, I have a dilemma that I will pose as a question to the most lovely queen of XXXPornTalk herself...
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#386076 - 07/20/10 02:24 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Perverted Offline
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Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
After all, it does concern her, so here it goes:

Gia, it seems that every time I see you or think of you I instantly get hard, music starts playing and funny things happen inside of me!

I just don't know what to make of it. What do you think?
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#386077 - 07/20/10 02:28 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Perverted said:
Quote:


Actually, I am quite heterosexual! And while we are discussing inappropriate questions, I have a dilemma that I will pose as a question to the most lovely queen of XXXPornTalk herself...





This is a poster who has missed the point. Learn from this.

This is a posting that says "hey assholes I am better than you because I respect women. I will also be sending a PM to Gia Jordan (omg wtf holy shit!- Zeus God of Thunder!!!) I hope she actually reads it!".

You got called a faggot not because anyone thinks you are actually a homosexual. We just think that you suck.

EDIT: Is this a real poster? Who would even bother shilling an alt who is so lame?


Edited by conquistador (07/20/10 02:31 PM)
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#386078 - 07/20/10 02:34 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Perverted Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Quote:

This is a poster who has missed the point. Learn from this.

This is a posting that says "hey assholes I am better than you because I respect women. I will also be sending a PM to Gia Jordan (omg wtf holy shit!- Zeus God of Thunder!!!) I hope she actually reads it!".

You got called a faggot not because anyone thinks you are actually a homosexual. We just think that you suck.




So anyone who isn't a women-hating loser sucks? Check.
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#386079 - 07/20/10 02:40 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I was calling you a douche bag.

Gia may be receptive to this behavior, I have no idea. But it is funny to see anyone kissing Gia's ass in public.

I missed the part of my own post that talked about hating women, can you quote it specifically please? You are also welcome to use any post from the archive where I talk about hating women.

Go for it. Seriously. I bet a few regular posters would love to see how I hate women. Post your findings.

Or don't and stop posting.
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#386080 - 07/20/10 02:44 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Perverted Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Quote:

I missed the part of my post that talked about hating women, can you quote it specifically please?




You and your fellow posters conduct on this board speaks for itself!
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#386081 - 07/20/10 02:48 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
What does that mean? You have nothing entertaining to post?

You can get accepted at pretty much any board if you don't act like a tool.

Guess you didn't find any woman hating quotes yet?
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#386082 - 07/20/10 04:47 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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#386083 - 07/20/10 05:33 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Quote:

Quote:

I missed the part of my post that talked about hating women, can you quote it specifically please?




You and your fellow posters conduct on this board speaks for itself!




I don't lurk around this board for puppy dogs and ice cream! I think most of the other posters would agree its more fun to see what kind of atrocious scenarios we can think up, and Gia is Sweet enough to respond to such degradation with utmost delight.

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#386084 - 07/20/10 06:28 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

After all, it does concern her, so here it goes:

Gia, it seems that every time I see you or think of you I instantly get hard, music starts playing and funny things happen inside of me!

I just don't know what to make of it. What do you think?







There's a learning curve for fitting in on this board. Obviously this generic fanboy still has a long way to go.
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#386085 - 07/20/10 09:03 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Perverted Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Quote:

There's a learning curve for fitting in on this board. Obviously this generic fanboy still has a long way to go.




I didn't think that you morons would be intelligent enough to understand my posts, so never mind anyhow!
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#386086 - 07/20/10 09:11 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
I know what you mean. It's hard to understand why someone would post somethng this lame:


Quote:

Gia, it seems that every time I see you or think of you I instantly get hard, music starts playing and funny things happen inside of me!

I just don't know what to make of it. What do you think?







or this shit:


Quote:

Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.






Did you think Gia would message you to say she's starved for conversation with a polite masterbater? Did you suppose it might eventually lead to her wanting to meet you in person and become your girlfriend? Obviously, you're a real ladies man. Very smooth.
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#386087 - 07/20/10 10:57 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Perverted Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Quote:

I know what you mean. It's hard to understand why someone would post somethng this lame:


Quote:

Gia, it seems that every time I see you or think of you I instantly get hard, music starts playing and funny things happen inside of me!

I just don't know what to make of it. What do you think?







or this shit:


Quote:

Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.






Did you think Gia would message you to say she's starved for conversation with a polite masterbater? Did you suppose it might eventually lead to her wanting to meet you in person and become your girlfriend? Obviously, you're a real ladies man. Very smooth.





Very predictable Sherlock. Too dumb to see the forest through the trees!
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#386088 - 07/21/10 05:02 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Take your act to ADT. The shit you post would fit right in over there. You don't and will never understand XPT culture.
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#386089 - 07/21/10 02:27 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Bluecipher Offline
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I tried to kiss her ass in private. It led nowhere.
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#386090 - 07/21/10 02:59 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

That's nice to hear these days. Not enough of you romantic types left.




Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.




Dude, She is totally going to want to date you now and make slow passionate love to you. She has seen what is really important and its not cock size or wallet size but the size of your big heart. Just kidding, you are a faggot.



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#386091 - 07/21/10 09:14 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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@Perverted Awwww...you are much hearted and thank you for liking me and my scenes. But really, you need to get the feel of this board before you rush to conclusions. Stick around, grow some balls, and clutch them with a drenched hand while you jack off to me.
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#386092 - 07/21/10 09:17 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:


Did you think Gia would message you to say she's starved for conversation with a polite masterbater? Did you suppose it might eventually lead to her wanting to meet you in person and become your girlfriend? Obviously, you're a real ladies man. Very smooth.





Polite Masturbator would make an awesome post count title.

And if could get a visual of Polite Masturbator, it'd be Saratoga120 with the rose in his mouth FTW!!!! Where is that pic?
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#386093 - 07/21/10 10:55 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Perverted Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Quote:

@Perverted Awwww...you are much hearted and thank you for liking me and my scenes. But really, you need to get the feel of this board before you rush to conclusions. Stick around, grow some balls, and clutch them with a drenched hand while you jack off to me.




Thanks for the kind response Gia. I will take your recommendations under advisement.
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#386094 - 07/22/10 02:25 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
So, I was talking to an old friend of mine I hadn't talked to in a while. The subject of strip clubs and strippers came up. He claimed that going to titty bars had really lost it's appeal for him, so he has taken up trying to make a girl who is dancing for him feel as uncomfortable as possible.

Anyways my question is, being a former stripper yourself, how would you react in theses situations.

A. While lapdancing for a guy, he whispers in your ear, "God, I want to fuck you in holes you don't even have yet."

B. You ask a fellow for a dance and he says, "Yes, but before we do, I have one question. Is this what you really wanted to do with your life?"
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#386095 - 07/22/10 02:52 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Fiend Offline
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Back in my doper days I got kicked out of a strip club on a week night for telling a new girl that I'd buy a lap dance from her because she looked just like my little sister. She broke down into big heaving sobs.

I don't have a sister. I'm an only child.
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#386096 - 07/22/10 04:53 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Anonymous
Unregistered


You should go back and say she looks like your daughter/stepdaughter/niece etc.

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#386097 - 07/22/10 04:54 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:

B. You ask a fellow for a dance and he says, "Yes, but before we do, I have one question. Is this what you really wanted to do with your life?"





Deep.


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#386098 - 07/22/10 05:21 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Polite Masturbator would make an awesome post count title.




Shhh! You promised you weren't going to use your nickname for me in public!!

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#386099 - 07/22/10 05:35 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
When was the last time (in real, NON-porn life) you allowed a guy to jerk off into your mouth in essentially the same fashion depicted in your scenes? Prior to doing porn, had you ever allowed a guy to do this?

[evil burgness]Does this board realize that even now, through these types of threads and posts, we are USING Gia for our sick, vicarious, filthy pleasure? She is using us too, that is how these things work, but there is only one Baby G, but hundreds of us swinging dicks, all mentally visualizing, and vertically stimulating our gonads, to Gia's posts and pictures and vids etc etc etc. This either makes gia sick, or somewhat horny and amused. I prefer to believe horny{/evil burgness]
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#386100 - 07/22/10 05:42 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Bornyo Offline
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Oh yeah, Baby G definitely digs it.

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#386101 - 07/22/10 10:08 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

When was the last time (in real, NON-porn life) you allowed a guy to jerk off into your mouth in essentially the same fashion depicted in your scenes? Prior to doing porn, had you ever allowed a guy to do this?




My last relationship. 2 years ago. (no, he was not a porn person) I'm really into safe sex; thus I'd have to be in a monogamous/committed relationship to indulge in him fully like that.

Quote:

[evil burgness]Does this board realize that even now, through these types of threads and posts, we are USING Gia for our sick, vicarious, filthy pleasure? She is using us too, that is how these things work, but there is only one Baby G, but hundreds of us swinging dicks, all mentally visualizing, and vertically stimulating our gonads, to Gia's posts and pictures and vids etc etc etc. This either makes gia sick, or somewhat horny and amused. I prefer to believe horny{/evil burgness]




All of the above except sick.
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#386102 - 07/22/10 10:10 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Anyways my question is, being a former stripper yourself, how would you react in theses situations.

A. While lapdancing for a guy, he whispers in your ear, "God, I want to fuck you in holes you don't even have yet."




I'd talk dirty right back.

Quote:

B. You ask a fellow for a dance and he says, "Yes, but before we do, I have one question. Is this what you really wanted to do with your life?"




Yawn. I'd tell him how original he is as we're entering VIP for the 4th time that night.
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#386103 - 07/23/10 01:35 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

I tried to kiss her ass in private. It led nowhere.




seriously. like an idiot i once sent her a $100 starbucks giftcard, and nothing, never heard back. figured i'd get a bit more creative, rolled over for a 1-year papaya of the month club. that got me a phone number, no real name but a number, thought i'd play it cool and wait a few days to call. my mind flooded with possibilities. around 90 seconds later i began dialing, voicemail. dialed again, voicemail. on the third try she picked up, i said who i was, what I heard next could only be described as a cell phone being thrown from a moving car.

i'll degrade myself sharing this now because fuck her and i'm past it, i've resigned to the fact she's most comfortable doing the pursuing anyway, like a god damn viper, don't call us we'll call you. ultimately i miss the caveman days, it was easier just pulling the females in a cave and utilizing their best qualities, back before mace.

God gets his kicks watching us sweat like a priest in a whorehouse over things we really want and he'll never give us. I know this now.

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#386104 - 07/23/10 01:44 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
LOLZY. There's a guy in Chicago who sends me Sbux gift cards all the time and I always send him thank you emails and pics.

...and if anyone really knows me (ahem...chilledstoli, my girl, quit lurking), they know I hate being the pursuer.
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#386105 - 07/23/10 08:19 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Re. ^^^^^

I have never, ever EVER met a woman, professional whore or civilian whore, who didnt WANT something (or NEED in the case of Hoes who are in love with pills) before I even wheeled up behind their ass and gently bumped their achilles tendon with my footrests and said hello....

Even the few long term "conventional" relationships I have had, each woman essentially predicated the relationship on my ability to deliver whatever it was she required to actually be in the relationship with moi...I think i already posted somewhere a long time ago about the short relationship I had with the infamous "travelocity whore", who wouldnt gobble my cum unless we were planning a fucking trip somewhere....which at the time was fine with me since I was flying twice a week on Southwest Airlines for my job, up and down the west coast from San Diego to Seattle; I must have earned at least one free roundtrip a month back then, and that was during the "friends fly free" phase, so Miss Travelocity Whore, R.N. was happy as a clam. (Throck martins Whore: She was a nursey nurse at Hoag, hence my references to that hotbed of healing and hoes)

Things fell apart for a variety of reasons, but one of them was due to my refusal to book a flight to Vancouver on Alaska Airlines, first class. No fucking way was I paying for first class when the amount of money would have bought me 7-8 hours with reasonably hot stripper whores, the travelocity whore's skill at extended cumplay just wasnt that fucking mesmerizing
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#386106 - 07/23/10 01:36 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

Yawn. I'd tell him how original he is as we're entering VIP for the 4th time that night.




If you could handle the stench of 3 week old BO he seems to constantly have anymore. Seriously. I don't think the guy bathes but once a month. He spends his days in sitting on his ass in his mother's house doing nothing but playing WOW all day. Hasn't had a job in 3 or 4 years, but always seems to a few bucks to spend on pointless things(video games, movies, junk food). Don't hang out with the guy at all anymore, really.

Not really the kind of guy that needs to be questioning strippers(well, anybody with a job, really) about their life choices).
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#386107 - 07/23/10 06:56 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Not really the kind of guy that needs to be questioning strippers(well, anybody with a job, really) about their life choices).




All guys, no matter how pathetic, need to question strippers about their life choices.

That's why they are there.

That's what they get paid for.

That's why Allah made them in the first place.




I'm still surprise Gia was a stripper. From the little exposure and conversations I had with them, American strippers always seem to have kids to feed from a guy who can't be found and Euro girls have some scary, uni-brow dude they desperately need to get away from.
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#386108 - 07/23/10 10:07 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Quote:

Quote:

I tried to kiss her ass in private. It led nowhere.




seriously. like an idiot i once sent her a $100 starbucks giftcard, and nothing, never heard back. figured i'd get a bit more creative, rolled over for a 1-year papaya of the month club. that got me a phone number, no real name but a number, thought i'd play it cool and wait a few days to call. my mind flooded with possibilities. around 90 seconds later i began dialing, voicemail. dialed again, voicemail. on the third try she picked up, i said who i was, what I heard next could only be described as a cell phone being thrown from a moving car.

i'll degrade myself sharing this now because fuck her and i'm past it, i've resigned to the fact she's most comfortable doing the pursuing anyway, like a god damn viper, don't call us we'll call you. ultimately i miss the caveman days, it was easier just pulling the females in a cave and utilizing their best qualities, back before mace.

God gets his kicks watching us sweat like a priest in a whorehouse over things we really want and he'll never give us. I know this now.




Wow, that sucks. Either you reek of creeper or G has changed. From the conversations I've had, she's a cool ass chick, much like the one on the board. Always answered my calls, called me, texted back like a champ. Couldn't tell you what her voicemail sounds like. Haven't called her since my quickie marriage, but that is probably mostly out of shame because at times I suck at life.

Go ahead and fix that last sentance, whoever is the funny one.

G may be high maintenance, that I couldn't tell you, but if I ever get a divorce (it's inevitable) I'll be groveling at the feet of Ms. G for an audience. Just hope I didn't miss my chance! Wait, I'm married? FUCK!!

Still not used to that. Sorry, carry on!
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#386109 - 07/24/10 02:04 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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^ Whoooooooooossssshhhhhh...

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#386110 - 07/24/10 08:02 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Haven't called her since my quickie marriage, but that is probably mostly out of shame because at times I suck at life.




Does this quickie marriage mean no more Cali Marie trysts???

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#386111 - 07/24/10 10:37 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered: 11/22/08
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Havent talked to either twin since before they moved to PA, if they did end up moving there.

And, sorry for the unsober posting last night. I'll leave em up, but, whooooosh
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#386112 - 07/24/10 12:37 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered: 12/16/08
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Damn, those broads are in PA? Which part? I'm not asking for a town, just a region so I can check CL for them. Lot rent is due every month
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#386113 - 07/24/10 03:45 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
I swear she could cause a divorce. I got a couple suprise shots out of the blue via crackberry today. Welcomed sights...

I left out the pic of her naked with "Haha Mark J" written on her stomach in white truffle sauce. Chocolate is so banal. As per Ms J


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#386114 - 07/24/10 03:52 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Gia needs an enema.


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#386115 - 07/24/10 03:59 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Gia needs an enema.



Sulfuric acid thru a firehose.

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