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#385802 - 09/19/09 10:31 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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If you are into Almodovar check out Dark Habits/Entre Tinieblas. Drug dealing nuns have so much fun.
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#385803 - 09/19/09 10:31 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
Posts: 241
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I'm not rushing to defend Gia, because she can definitely hold her own, but the "jump off the bridge" statement might have summed it all up.
MY early thought was that you were funny, and even told you that, but my suspicions about who you were/are have heightened.
There have been many times that people have taken shots at her, but they were generally from long-time posters who interact with her, and they are running jokes.
Even if you lurked here for awhile,and don't know too much, way too much disrespect towards her.
Can't remember any insults against her. I asked her how she wants to be buried, about a movie and if she can name a few bridges.
I asked if she's muslim, because of her Pakistani decent.
I liked her answer about diversity of people.
I  Gia
PS: I'm deeply disappointed i couldn't find any pictures of Gia wearing print shirts with skulls, eagles, roses or guns (could only search in google images with "moderate filter" on, because my 2 year old niece is playing minesweeper next to me).
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#385804 - 09/19/09 10:50 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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This is only for Gia, all other morons and negroes* can rack their brains with this one:
Fuck you, racist prick! 
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#385805 - 09/19/09 11:19 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
Posts: 241
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This is only for Gia, all other morons and negroes* can rack their brains with this one:
Fuck you, racist prick!
sorry, didn't know that "negro" had a derogatory meaning (i thought it was the spanish word for "Black People")
please quote me correct next time.
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This is only for Gia, all other morons and negroes* can rack their brains with this one:
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http://www.niggermania.com/tom/funniggerfacts/pages/23%20-%20Niggers%20Are%20Retarded_jpg.htm
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#385806 - 09/19/09 12:23 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Dear Gia,
You have indicated in this very thread that if you had been in the Porn Valley Vicinity when you were eighteen you would have considered doing porn.
I ask you that if you had done porn when you were 18 how do you think you would have ended up. Not porn now in the idiocracy of the twenty first century but porn of the late eighties and early 90's.
Do you see yourself having the career of Savannah aka Shannon Michelle Wilsey?
Success, money, popularity, drugs, plastic surgery, ect...
Porn went for a different look back then. I wouldn't qualify.
You sell yourself short Gia.
Aside from the ethnicity issue when Savannah transitioned from the world of underage sex with an Alman Brother to getting buggered on film she had a very similar look to yours. Curvey ass and small tits.
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#385808 - 09/19/09 02:59 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
Posts: 241
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I didn't feel comfortable talking about religion on a message board. Oh, and #4 is The Danube.
the name of the river is correct, but it's not the name of the bridge.
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#385809 - 09/19/09 03:01 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
Posts: 241
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If you are into Almodovar check out Dark Habits/Entre Tinieblas. Drug dealing nuns have so much fun.
i won't watch that movie. i made very bad experiences with nuns in my early childhood.
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#385812 - 09/19/09 08:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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heh Mark... the only thing that came to mind was In Bruges. right about the time the loose change hit the ground..and then.. BLAM.
For 5 seconds it was right there.. the Question that made the world go round..Ready? .... count it down. thuree ..Tu. Wun. ... - ...
Fucken watch it yourselves ya lazy cunts. Like I'll be here for the rest of your lives.
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#385816 - 09/20/09 03:42 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
Posts: 241
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yesterday was the kick off of the biggest drug party in the world in Munich.
knockout drops are getting more and more popular there. did you make any experiences with "date rape drugs" yet?
If you got pregnant by rape would you keep it?
How would you feel if you gave birth to a disabled child?
What's your opinion on abortion (in general)?
If you don't want to talk about abortion on a message board, what's your opinion on (shiny) polyester suits?
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#385817 - 09/20/09 08:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#385818 - 09/20/09 10:34 PM
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Anonymous
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Nothing. Please stop using pics in your sig.
Nathaniel/Karma/FagsWithDowns: You paying attention?
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#385820 - 09/21/09 07:10 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
Posts: 241
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I haven't given anyone date rape drugs yet, no.
will you do in the future? any interior store robberies planned yet?
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Arn't you supposed to be talking to your male friends about this so you boys will get lucky this weekend? Sorry I don't have advice for you.
they don't talk to me anymore.
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How long do you ask that after the roofies kick in? Or is that your opening line?
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It wouldn't happen
even if the head of the fetus on the ultrasound looked like Rubber Johnnys?...i would keep it and use it as my doppelganger.
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if you want to talk politics...
Isn't this about ethics?
What's your opinion on polyester suits?
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#385821 - 09/21/09 07:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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She thinks the 70's are over, but doesn't want to judge you on your fashion sense.
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#385824 - 09/22/09 04:43 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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Lets get back on track Gia seriously what turns you on? 
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#385827 - 09/24/09 04:56 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered: 10/19/06
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This thread is so far fucked off course... None of you have any game. :captnpicardshame:
Gia.. what was the last thing that made you jealous?.
Post a pic if you can.
(Nat mayweather... lose the fucken sig pic or I'll make it a mission.) laugh now or pay later, yes?.
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#385828 - 09/24/09 05:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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#385829 - 10/03/09 09:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Gia,
You seemed to have fewer ass pimples than most performers. Diet or hygiene?
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#385830 - 10/04/09 12:06 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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Gia,
You seemed to have fewer ass pimples than most performers. Diet or hygiene?
She traded in pimples for dimples 
Duke
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#385831 - 10/04/09 12:28 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Just a heads up Duke. There is this guy here named Jeff Jordan and he may try and "shopp" a cock on your dog. It's how he rolls and apparently he thinks it's cool. I'm not sure if it's a "porn thing" but don't be surprised and all... Maybe you guys cover all this shit at your conventions. Whatev.
Just sayin... good lookin out and all.
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#385832 - 10/04/09 12:39 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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Just a heads up Duke. There is this guy here named Jeff Jordan and he may try and "shopp" a cock on your dog. It's how he rolls and apparently he thinks it's cool. I'm not sure if it's a "porn thing" but don't be surprised and all... Maybe you guys cover all this shit at your conventions. Whatev.
Just sayin... good lookin out and all.
No one messes with Baby Deuce!!
duke
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#385838 - 10/04/09 11:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Seriously, and you are? I'm guessing you believe you're the next Lenny Bruce?
Speaking of which, my morbid curiousity forces me to ask if you've got any other penis photos in your archives to add to your gay avatar?
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#385839 - 10/16/09 07:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
Posts: 241
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Gia Jordan - Behind the mask
Do you collect anything weird?
Do you believe in aliens?
Have you ever had a relationship with a fan or a stalker?
Have you ever seen a ghost?
What’s the most violent thing you’ve done?
Do you have any phobias?
What’s the closest you’ve come to death?
What’s the biggest animal you’ve killed?
Do you ever hear voices in your head?
What’s the weirdest animal you’ve ridden?
If you could have a superpower, what would you choose?
Do you have any recurring dreams?
If you had to have sex with an animal, what would you choose?
If you had to choose between necrophilia, coprophilia or bestiality...
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#385840 - 10/29/09 07:11 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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#385841 - 10/29/09 08:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
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Would you take a hit for humanity and bang %T%ranzer if it meant he would disappear from this earth immediately after splooging on your pretty tits?
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I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow
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#385844 - 10/29/09 08:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I tell you, pretty soon this entire board will be gossiping about the price of KFC meals in Brooklyn, enema stations in Sakhalin Island, the secondary market for trannie DVDs, and how to scam your grandmother into buying you pizza.
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I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow
-Anyway, Genesis
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#385846 - 10/29/09 09:12 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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As I posted, he would be the recipient of both the enema and the cornholing, and I specified rough cornholing as he ain't supposed to enjoy the experience.
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#385852 - 10/30/09 05:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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:swoon:
little known fact about that pic above from big wet asses 7. lauren phoenix did my make-up.
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#385854 - 10/30/09 07:44 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/19/08
Posts: 56
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that dude fucking sucks, her mouth is wide open...waste of a load/scene.
that's like Michael Jordan missing a layup. fail.
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