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#568402 - 09/22/12 08:02 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: fartz]
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J.B.
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This, from someone who spends hours each day screencapping her every word. Don't go capping too much of her Twitter stuff. She'll get all paranoid and clam up on there Silly faggots. Twitter's for chicks. To his credit, (Nate) is the only one asking inappropriate questions in the inappropriate question thread. I suppose this is technically correct, in the same way that Playboy is still technically porn. The truly inappropriate questions dried up 20 pages or so ago. Still, pablum or no, it's enough to make Stewie reflexively defend his mental prowess: Nathanial not making sense gets the party started Carry on, fanlon.
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#568409 - 09/22/12 08:20 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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J.B.
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Still, pablum or no, it's enough to make Stewie reflexively defend his mental prowess Jimmy's alcoholic knighthood will make sense of this trash for sure some day. He clearly mixed shit up at least in some way. The real fanlons are very close to their object of desire, I notice. What could all this mean? Q.E.D.
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#568414 - 09/22/12 08:35 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
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#568416 - 09/22/12 09:05 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
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#568419 - 09/22/12 09:35 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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J.B.
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Indeed. There's that reflexive defensiveness again, along with proof you haven't an original bone in your malnourished and feeble body, basement recluse.
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#568420 - 09/22/12 09:35 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Whatever happens naturally. Planning takes all the romance out, no? Definitely no on sucking own nipples. I never understood that one. Ron Jeremy sometimes sucks his own dick. I'm sure he can explain it to you. So, when did you (or any other PW) care about romance? We all know that you PWs have intimacy issues. Dr. Drew said so.
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#568421 - 09/22/12 09:39 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered: 07/09/06
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It's my dime so I'm only erotic when it serves my pleasure because whores deserve nothing but their money....
Congratulations. You've finally made a decent comment. It took you only 694 posts.
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#568422 - 09/22/12 09:40 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
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I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties. You sound like a john who grabs tits and makes it feel as erotic as a medical exam. And as for which new sex acts I desire, whatever. Well, you are the expert on johns, aren't you?
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#568428 - 09/22/12 09:53 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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J.B.
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Jimmy should get some guidance, maybe rent out his place to some whore so he can afford sound-proofing next time the snuff business is retirement plan. Think about the possibilities: More alcohol and an in-house psycho to share battle stories with. Like a liquid knight. Aaaannnnd again. Move on, Baron von Babble.
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#568435 - 09/22/12 10:23 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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J.B.
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C'mon, you two. The more you keep this up, the more fart videos will be posted. There you go again, selectively whining about stuff that pre-dates you. Who invited you here anyway? Oh, wait. . . Seriously, though, that's like Fatman's threats to post kitty pics. He always followed through, and so should you. If you find Nate's tepid tripe edgy or inappropriate, maybe you're not ready for this.
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#568436 - 09/22/12 10:25 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Don't go capping too much of her Twitter stuff. She'll get all paranoid and clam up on there Silly faggots. Twitter's for chicks. Yeah, wouldn't want to go somewhere that chicks hang out. Better to stay here in Sausage Fest Land. Maybe we could have Cqd go over there, and run all the chicks off Twitter by critiquing their grammar. That would make it a cool place.
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#568439 - 09/22/12 10:28 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Whatever happens naturally. Planning takes all the romance out, no? Definitely no on sucking own nipples. I never understood that one. It's a visual thing for the dude mostly or viewers I believe. Are you stimulated by nipple pinching during sex ? Hope you don't lose sensitivity. :-)
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#568442 - 09/22/12 10:30 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Whatever happens naturally. Planning takes all the romance out, no? Definitely no on sucking own nipples. I never understood that one. It's a visual thing for the dude mostly or viewers I believe. Are you stimulated by nipple pinching during sex ? Hope you don't lose sensitivity. :-) I don't have any sensitivity there anyway.
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#568443 - 09/22/12 10:31 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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J.B.
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Yeah, wouldn't want to go somewhere that chicks hang out. Better to stay here in Sausage Fest Land. Riddle me this: How is obsessing on PW tweet blather "going somewhere that chicks hang out?" I mean, it's not like you're actually hanging out with them. It's more like hiding a camera in the women's bathroom and reposting it to prove how cool you are. Which, if I'm not mistaken, is what got Panzer fired from Macy's.
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#568445 - 09/22/12 10:34 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
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C'mon, you two. The more you keep this up, the more fart videos will be posted. There you go again, selectively whining about stuff that pre-dates you. Who invited you here anyway? Oh, wait. . . Seriously, though, that's like Fatman's threats to post kitty pics. He always followed through, and so should you. If you find Nate's tepid tripe edgy or inappropriate, maybe you're not ready for this. C'mon, now. That's not a whine. That's a threat made out of complete boredom. Pipedream's here to stay. You're not going to run him off. This may not resonate well with the vibe of this place, but if he was going to go, he would have gone by now. I'm just saving you from yourself, JB. I appreciate you inviting me here, and a lot of fun has been had. But the shit is getting BORING. I just want to make fun of people and make this a funny, hated place to be. Put Pipe on ignore. That's what I did with Panzer, and, believe me, it works miracles.
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#568446 - 09/22/12 10:34 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Whatever happens naturally. Planning takes all the romance out, no? Definitely no on sucking own nipples. I never understood that one. It's a visual thing for the dude mostly or viewers I believe. Are you stimulated by nipple pinching during sex ? Hope you don't lose sensitivity. :-) I don't have any sensitivity there anyway. I dated a girl once with rather smallish but very pretty breasts. She had very little sensitivity in her nipples as well. Said she never got off on stimulation there at all.
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#568449 - 09/22/12 10:38 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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J.B.
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Jimmy helped people fighting evil, evil people. Nothing short of admiration will do. Cross him once and he will fucking - do nothing at all and whine and bitch in misery. Alcoholic misery. No. I said you spent an inordinate amount of time analyzing the tweets of people you'll never, ever meet. Which is sorry enough, but then you have to re-post whole strings of them without cutting to the chase because you haven't a clue which parts are worth mocking and hope people won't notice.
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#568451 - 09/22/12 10:44 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
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Whatever happens naturally. Planning takes all the romance out, no? Definitely no on sucking own nipples. I never understood that one. It's a visual thing for the dude mostly or viewers I believe. Are you stimulated by nipple pinching during sex ? Hope you don't lose sensitivity. :-) I don't have any sensitivity there anyway. I dated a girl once with rather smallish but very pretty breasts. She had very little sensitivity in her nipples as well. Said she never got off on stimulation there at all. When you kissed her, did she compliment you on your freshly scented, Werther's Original's breff, or was this in your younger days?
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#568452 - 09/22/12 10:45 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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J.B.
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Pipedream's here to stay. I know. We've banned him a few times and he keeps crawling back in different guise. I'm just saving you from yourself, JB. Let me be the first to assure you that's less likely to happen than trying to run the pipsqueak off. More to the point, though, everyone mocks the li'l fudgepacker, yet, you only step up to defend the Stuttering Shakespeare when I mock him. That part of your affiliate agreement?
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#568457 - 09/22/12 11:14 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
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Jimmy helped people fighting evil, evil people. Nothing short of admiration will do. Cross him once and he will fucking - do nothing at all and whine and bitch in misery. Alcoholic misery. No. I said you spent an inordinate amount of time analyzing the tweets of people you'll never, ever meet. Which is sorry enough, but then you have to re-post whole strings of them without cutting to the chase because you haven't a clue which parts are worth mocking and hope people won't notice. Almost another posting style. You can delude yourself in this regard; whore Twitter is boring as shit. I do not spend time analysing anything on there and I certainly do not care to meet anyone in, out or around the porn industry. I know you see things differently. When Nathanial seems to believe there is some shit in the chest of the whore you are most protective of, where would I look for information about someone who in part lives her life publically and is obsessed with her look? Twitter, home of attention whores all over the world. Some lucky timing and off to post about Lockwood. Of course you had to convince yourself I am obsessed with someone you seem to know in person, hence the title of your picture. So instead of just doing the standard contra, I jokingly meant to imply I am not a "fan," rather a stalker, not you. This obviously got lost and you did what you always do: Claiming respect for something in the past and demanding shit for it. Good luck with that. I spent an inadequate amount of time explaining your own idiocy to yourself.
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#568458 - 09/22/12 11:25 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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I responded to Fartz and lost the longest post I've made in a while. Wouldn't let me quote "4 levels " deep. Fuck it. Maybe later. I'm fuming.
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#568462 - 09/22/12 11:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Fuming because of the lost post, or something Fartz said? I don't think I've ever seen you angry here. Maybe a lil bit after the vintage erotica board banned you.
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#568465 - 09/22/12 11:50 AM
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J.B.
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Almost another posting style. You mean like the one you couldn't pull off yourself? after being banned yourself? ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=47920&filename=sashamutt.JPG) Shit. You created an alt just to out an alt everyone already knew was me. That's a whole lot of not caring, Care Less. Yeah, Raoul was my own, self admitted bad first attempt at posting, something that still gnaws at you and fwoofie and monkey. But, those guys merely loathe me. My very existence gnaws at you and that makes me very happy. I know what gnaws at you more: Raoul was only banned for 24 hours, and the person who banned me was the same person whose twitter twattings you repost in some angry attempt to get attention. Fuck's sake, Pipsqueak, even Nate isn't stuck in your kind of regression.
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#568468 - 09/22/12 12:17 PM
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J.B.
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Nonsense all around. He is seeing things. Things that are in the record. If he is not doing this shit deliberately... Doing what, quoting your own words? . . .he should stop drinking now. Fuck you. I'm having too much fun at your expense. He almost made sense without a lame quoting fest. If your own words are "lame," Stewie, than maybe you shouldn't have posted 'em. Too much ice it must have been. So: First I'm drinking too much. Now my drinks are too watered down. Make up your mind, Pipsqueak.
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#568472 - 09/22/12 12:28 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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J.B.
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You two fags need to get it over and just fuck each other, maybe even some scat play. And, speaking of posters who won't stay banned. . . Now I'm convinced you're from Germany. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif)
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#568481 - 09/22/12 01:11 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Elder of Zion
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How much drugs would someone have to give you until you agreed to do a shit smearing and eating scene?
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#568487 - 09/22/12 01:37 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
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2 roofies and a Gucci handbag.
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#568488 - 09/22/12 01:42 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
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How much drugs would someone have to give you until you agreed to do a shit smearing and eating scene? Like I need to do a shit scene to get drugs.
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#568490 - 09/22/12 01:51 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
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How much drugs would someone have to give you until you agreed to do a shit smearing and eating scene? Like I need to do a shit scene to get drugs. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I Heart you...yup still her fangirl!
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#568505 - 09/22/12 03:14 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
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And, speaking of posters who won't stay banned. . . Still on that, aren't ya. You're like Bad Penny with this identity shit.
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#568507 - 09/22/12 03:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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heres a bad penny. ![](http://bromatures.com/gallery/my-friends-hot-mom/penny-porsche/1/9.jpg) she quit just because she was recognized in public.*palm forehead*
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#568508 - 09/22/12 03:24 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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J.B.
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Still on that, aren't ya. You're like Bad Penny with this identity shit. Well, I've busted your, um, fanlon Pisqueak a few times now, yes? And he keeps coming back, does he not? And, clearly, you can't help but sound German, eh Sev Mayer? Do the arithmatic.
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#568513 - 09/22/12 03:51 PM
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J.B.
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You overplayed your hand. Again.
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#568524 - 09/22/12 05:04 PM
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J.B.
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Yeh...just like you overplay the skin flute, bitch. Heh. Get angry all you want, pal. You keep making it obvious. And so do your friends.
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#568531 - 09/22/12 05:24 PM
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J.B.
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You'll never see me angry on this board, dude. Even angrier. I'm suppose you'll think I'm frightened by the implicit threat in that. Bring it. Or else stop wasting everyone's time, Sev.
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