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#568163 - 09/20/12 10:21 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Don't go capping too much of her Twitter stuff. She'll get all paranoid and clam up on there. Whore needs someplace to pretend to be human.
Fair game on pics from there though. That half a butt cheek is probably all we will get. Holding out on the ass is what makes her an evil whore.
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#568164 - 09/20/12 10:25 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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great legs.but it doest appear she has the new tits in.unless theyre gauzed up tightly.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#568180 - 09/21/12 12:31 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Tits are October 23rd. Saline. Under the muscle. 400cc's. Fake tits rule.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#568187 - 09/21/12 01:01 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Wikipedia be his friend. He's an expert on bolt-ons. Is he maybe a doctor, is what he's hoping Gia thinks.
On to more important things. Awww...look at the kitty. I'm not going to read your tweets. Him or her? Name? Any weird, cute personality quirks? Fat? Skinny? Tell us about that cat!! I love grey tigerstripes. My 2 favorite cats were grey tigerstripes.
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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#568191 - 09/21/12 02:15 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5211
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties. [/one liner Larry] Whoa Hey, and that only takes two girls with you! [ one liner Larry/]
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#568220 - 09/21/12 12:09 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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Tits are October 23rd. Saline. Under the muscle. 400cc's. Fake tits rule. yup.heres bonnie rottens new fakies: tits
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#568222 - 09/21/12 12:30 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Tits are October 23rd. Saline. Under the muscle. 400cc's. Fake tits rule. Your tits are awesome, don't do it.
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Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#568223 - 09/21/12 12:32 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Now they're gonna be more awesome. Rack rack city, bitch.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#568224 - 09/21/12 12:33 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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wait, I just read part of the thread I missed. Your new B/F has multiple cats? WTF! Are you dating the Fatman? Is one of the cats named Clyde Jr?
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Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#568226 - 09/21/12 12:40 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Tits are October 23rd. Saline. Under the muscle. 400cc's. Fake tits rule. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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#568255 - 09/21/12 03:56 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Go for it Gia. It'll hurt though...as much as you've been told, it will hurt!
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#568261 - 09/21/12 04:18 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I was told it's on the level of wisdom teeth extraction on day three 1.5X.
That's actually bearable if you think about it.
You'll be fine, and it's not like you've rushed into this...you've been kicking it around on the board for years. Here's hoping you get as good a job as Melissa Lauren got. That was a woman I thought needed no work but she thought she did. And her tits came out spectacular. Best to you and I hope you are satisfied with them.
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#568263 - 09/21/12 04:21 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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incision? inframammary
Periareolar
Transaxillary
TUBA
I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties.
Figured you'd go saline because of the whole macrobiotic raw food tinged psychosis that I love about you whore...
Transaxillary. And something tells me Panzer is reading this the wrong way and getting turned on. Ew.
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#568277 - 09/21/12 05:10 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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what do typical women look like on there?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#568287 - 09/21/12 06:34 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: drained]
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#568289 - 09/21/12 06:42 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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J.B.
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As long as you're buying next week. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/drunky.gif)
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#568291 - 09/21/12 06:56 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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J.B.
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Damn! There goes my plan to get you to drink away your bolt-on scratch. Alright, just get the drinks started, then.
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#568332 - 09/21/12 08:54 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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J.B.
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motor boating
Russian(titty fuck)
Suck your own nipples
Rub Your giant tits on a swollen wet gunch
Breast Smothering
[Carnak]Name five things that Nate will never experience with any living female[/Carnak]
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#568335 - 09/21/12 09:00 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties. You sound like a john who grabs tits and makes it feel as erotic as a medical exam. And as for which new sex acts I desire, whatever. Haven't thought about it much. My bf has me very pleased with his skills already.
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#568337 - 09/21/12 09:02 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Will your new boobs need daily massages so that they'll soften up and feel more natural?
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#568341 - 09/21/12 09:10 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties. You sound like a john who grabs tits and makes it feel as erotic as a medical exam. heh... I predict nates going to feel like this just turned into the inappropriate answers thread.
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#568345 - 09/21/12 09:16 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Absolutely. But the position has been filled. So sweet of him to happily volunteer. Dang, I guess I missed my chance. However.... ![scratchchin scratchchin](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/scratchchin.gif) ...If a stranger suddenly thwacks him on top of each hand with a ball peen hammer, you know where to find me. Also, I didn't do it.
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#568349 - 09/21/12 09:24 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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and a wad.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#568350 - 09/21/12 09:24 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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It's my dime so I'm only erotic when it serves my pleasure because whores deserve nothing but their money.... Guys like you always think you're erotic. That's the problem.
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#568352 - 09/21/12 09:28 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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It's my dime so I'm only erotic when it serves my pleasure because whores deserve nothing but their money....
never explain yourself, trick.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#568355 - 09/21/12 09:32 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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J.B.
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whores deserve nothing but their money.... Alright Nate. How's about you get off your high horse and unload about the prostitute what broke your heart. Fuck's Sake, man, you've been hinting at it long enough.
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#568366 - 09/21/12 10:15 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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J.B.
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I'm a wannabe psychopath so by definition I have no chance in hell of getting a real live girl to come home with me, though I Keep trying.... Fixed. Go whine to Monkey.
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#568386 - 09/22/12 03:55 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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Stalker, actually, neon knight. ^^^ I get the party started. Nathanial not making sense gets the party started, since Twitter would be the place to tell.
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#568389 - 09/22/12 05:55 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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The only thing Nate stalks is attention.
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