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#385338 - 01/02/09 05:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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You discounted my question.  [not really looking for an answer. just an excuse to whine.]
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#385339 - 01/02/09 05:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Fatman, I don't have the rhyming skills to answer your poem. Sorry, hon.
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#385341 - 01/02/09 05:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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You could have rhymed this one ...
Standing DPs? They are great.
I did one in "Anal Trainer 8".
Haven't watch it in a while,
But, I might have done it "Service Animal" style.
It would be in volume ten plus nine.
In any case, it's worth your time.
You might not believe your pervert eyes,
'cause I took on 3 fucking guys.
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#385342 - 01/02/09 05:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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From Whole Foods, I bought some spaghetti squash.
The cashier's warrant did not get quashed.
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#385343 - 01/02/09 06:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I gotta ask G. Where's your anal limit ? Do with that what you will.
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#385344 - 01/02/09 06:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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My anal limit is one cock.
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#385345 - 01/02/09 06:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Well no....derrrrr ! How big ?
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#385346 - 01/02/09 07:40 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
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Loc: Sydney Australia
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you description of pot is what I'd expect from a really straight person who tried small amounts a few times but was too nervous to get high or enjoy it. if you hung with me a few days, you'd be lovin the devil weed.
Or she was smoking dirt weed with low THC content.
If she smoked some real fat crystallized sensimilla she'd get as high as anyone would...assuming she has the same body chemistry as everyone else on planet earth.
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#385347 - 01/02/09 08:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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I was gonna ask you who was the worst girl or cock to work with, but I don't know if you wanna tell.
If you don't,then let me ask this : Among your peers at the time, who was the one guy that none of the pws wanted to work with?
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#385348 - 01/02/09 09:53 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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#385349 - 01/03/09 01:12 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Whoaaaa!! I'm out for a few days and all hell breaks loose in the Cherish and Cali Marie thread. Ok, I'll answer all questions.
1. Darrah, what is your question?
I wanted to know what you felt and was going through after a certain someone banned you from here?
*runs and hides* 
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#385350 - 01/03/09 02:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I felt it was utterly retarded, but it was only for a few hours anyway.
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#385352 - 01/03/09 02:54 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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I felt it was utterly retarded, but it was only for a few hours anyway.
I read it at LukeIsBack. You then told Luke it must have been a slow news day for him.
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#385353 - 01/03/09 03:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Basically.
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#385354 - 01/03/09 03:35 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/29/08
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Strange to think your kind roams the isles of upmarket grocery stores.
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#385358 - 01/03/09 04:00 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/29/08
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You make a interesting point. Although I wonder: were you a foodie while you were an active sex-worker, or did you only become one after you retired? I suppose the image I found strange was that of someone's coming straight from a shoot to shop for, say, Reblochon or mangosteens.
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#385359 - 01/03/09 04:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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now this is more like it. see how fun it is to have a whore to play with kids?  Just lube shit up good before you poke it into Baby G. Now if only we could get Madison Ivy to show up....and Gianna Michaels.
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#385360 - 01/03/09 04:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I have been a foodie my entire life on different levels. I grew up with parents who cooked from scratch. We never had soda in the house and my mom would give me fresh veggies to snack on while I colored as she was cooking. She was an excellent cook and we had food from all over the world. I had egg drop soup in my lunchbox! We went to authentic Italian delis for hoagies, patisseries for sweets, etc. Sure there was the occasional McDonald's trip or Carvel, and I dug it, but I never really craved the stuff.
From age 16 and on, I was vegetarian for 8 years, vegan for 2 years, then ate meat again for years. While performing, I was mostly vegan but the problem was that I was eating a grain based diet. That's where many vegs and vegans fail and they don't even know it.
Towards the end of performing, I got hip to Weston A. Price where I learned the dangers of soy and the benefits of meat as long as it's not processed or in some microwave or fast food form. I call that 'factory food,' Luckily, I never in my life got into factory food and always felt it was cheating yourself from real, honest to goodness taste. Then I started reading David Wolfe and my diet was mostly raw and has been for the past 4 years. Raw food means food that isn't meant to be cooked such as veggies and fruit. Cooking depletes its enzymes and sucks all the oxygen out; thus negating the point of even eating greens and such. So much of what we crave is a conditioned response honed by advertising and fake crap put in pre-packaged food to make you an addict drone. Honestly, since I ditched the grain based diet years ago for mostly raw, my metabolism is faster and my energy is through the roof.
Currently, I'm reading a lot of Douglas Graham. He is 100% raw vegan and eschews even agave syrup and nuts. I'm trying that now and like it. We'll see how that goes. If not, I'll return back to high-raw and eat meat way before I'll touch dairy or a grain. I'm also on a raw food message board. We are all at different places on our journey.
I am a food nerd. Anyone here can pm me if they have any questions.
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#385361 - 01/03/09 09:48 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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Gia,
Being a bit of a health buff and food nerd myself I have always read your post ont he subject with interest, but then you post about trying all those drugs.
How do you justify trying to be so healthy with your food intake yet counterbalancing it with putting toxins into your system? I know you said that you never really got into them, but the way I read it was because you didn't get the high you were expecting. Had you have it sounded to me like you would have become a user... explain the seeming contradiction?
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#385362 - 01/03/09 10:02 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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I'm considering trying a raw food diet but I don't have any time to prepare very involved meals. Plus I am incapable of starving myself-- I feel like doing a juice fast would kill me. I need energy to work-- there is a lot of manual labor involved in what I do (yes I do lift and carry heavy equipment). What's a good, simple raw food diet to try?
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#385363 - 01/03/09 10:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Let's see, I've tried drugs less than 100 times in my life compared to the millions of times I've eaten healthy. The math doesn't add up enough to do any damage. I seriously think I'm just not cut out to be a drug addict. I get bored too easily anyway. I always took care of myself the day with carrot juice and spas. If I was an addict, I'd be like Ben Stiller in Permanent Midnight. At least I never smoked. Smoking is way more harmful and anti-aging than trying drugs.
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#385364 - 01/03/09 10:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I'm considering trying a raw food diet but I don't have any time to prepare very involved meals. Plus I am incapable of starving myself-- I feel like doing a juice fast would kill me. I need energy to work-- there is a lot of manual labor involved in what I do (yes I do lift and carry heavy equipment). What's a good, simple raw food diet to try?
Juice fasts are crap.
Just do little things like choose as many raw foods over cooked foods as possible. Incorporate salads sans cheese and croutons into your day. Fruit in the morning is great, and you are less hungry when you mono meal. That means a huge helping of one kind of fruit instead of a variety.
If you still need something else to eat a few hours later, fine. Just make sure to stay away from any processed foods. Staying off processed foods is the first step to feeling full after you've had just fruit or greens. Most people can't go raw cold turkey. There are a lot of transitional steps. Yes, all the labor intensive meals at raw food restaurants are yummy gourmet goodness, but forget those. There are plenty of quick, easy recipes you can find online like marinara sauce, guacamole, and soups. All you need for this stuff is a blender or a food processor. I stay away from anything that involves soaking nuts overnight (heh) or that needs a food dehydrator.
You can blend your own chocolate milk with mint sprigs, raw cocao (not cocoa), and 40 calorie almond milk. You can get the almond milk at regular grocery stores. It's considered processed food among rawists, but so what. Raw cocao is even being debated on raw forums, but whatever. Most people that debate them have long passed their transitional stage.
Lately, I've been on giveittomeraw.com. Ignore some of the hippie nonsense and get to the food. That place is cool.
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#385365 - 01/03/09 12:25 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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Love me some almond milk... 'Breeze' baby!
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#385371 - 01/03/09 07:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I find raw easier. The more I got into it, the more I took pleasure in the most simple tastes like papayas for breakfast one morning or a pineapple the next. Just slice and dig in! Easy preparation and easy clean up. I have tons of energy and feel full from the real, actual nutrients in real food. The more raw I ate, the less I craved bread and other such junk.
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#385373 - 01/03/09 08:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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^^^Currently, my fave is raw spaghetti squash. I love cauliflower as well. I eat nuts sometimes, but stay away from the more gourmet raw recipes since they're difficult to make and very high fat due to their nut/seed content. I try to keep my fats low, and when I do, I don't crave complex carbs.
Zen, if you still want grains in your diet, try quinoa, brown rice instead of white rice, squash lightly cooked so it's still hard and nutrient dense, and if you totally must have pasta get the gluten-free kind at Trader Joe. As long is most of your diet is raw, you'll taste and feel a huge difference.
I'm still learning about the science of going all raw, so bear with my unscientific explanations. All I know is that I feel fucking awesome, have more energy, better skin, and feel tighter.
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#385374 - 01/03/09 08:58 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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Well it's the new year and one of my resolutions was to actually start posting. I have been enjoying this forum for over a year but never got around to signing up. The second resolution was to get back in shape. This may sound a little wierd asking for health tips on a porn board but what the hell. My problem is that a few years ago I went through a battle with lymphatic cancer. Stage 3B.  Went from 155 to 112 and then because of chemo (and over-eating) I swelled up to 232. I have cut out soda and most fried foods and am down to 212 but my eating habits suck ass. There is NO way I could stop eating meat completely. (Kinda like Christianxxx ha ha) Any body here been through the joys of chemo and know the best way to get back into shape and the types of food I should be eating?
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#385375 - 01/03/09 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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This thread, while interesting if only because it keeps presenting imagery of Gia gobbling raw food, needs more inappropriateness. Gia, I just, FINALLY, watched SHE Bangs. Your scene was indeed compelling, those images are forever burned into my brain. I will DIE with yet another sequence of dicks spurting into your mouth playing on the gag reel/Jerk Off zone in my head. Here are some inappropriate questions based in large part off of what I just saw.....  1) I noticed at one point, you were rubbing your clit with BOTH hands while actually in doggie position, quite awkward but seemingly indicative of the sense of urgency you must have had to stimulate yourself for maximum pleasure. Also, I noticed your TOES were curling during your scene of getting fucked in all holes. Confirm that you were TURNED on during this scene, and to what degree (i.e. did you orgasm and how many times. Did you let the creepdicks from redlight KNOW you came?) 2) When you were set up for the cum gobbling scene at the end, I noticed you were wiggling your tongue under EVERTARD's dick head as he oozed into your mouth. Were you really trying to maximize this Sex criminal's Pleasure at that orgasmic moment? It's actually quite hott to witness, but I found myself PISSED off because I resent such a pig as Evertard being afforded such pleasure by a whore such as you. He doesnt deserve it. 3) WHen you watch you scenes from the past, Like this one in She bangs, do you experience any Bodily sensations while you view it? Does your body INVOLUNTARILY react to what you are seeing, and your pussy start getting wet or tingly? Also, when you see Manuel's Un-cut dick spurt into your mouth, do you get a slight flashback of what it tasted like? 4) You had YARDS of penis up your ass in this scene...did any of them HURT, even a little? Overall, a ridiculously debauched scene. Gia's best line: "THEY AREN't GOING TO FUCK ME! I am GOING TO FUCK THEM!"
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#385376 - 01/03/09 09:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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now this is more like it. see how fun it is to have a whore to play with kids?
Burg, it helps if you have an intelligent whore with brain matter larger than a fucking pea. Madison Ivy gets my cock hard, please recruit her.
I can't imagine it would work with all of them. They'd either tire of the questions easily, or at some point decide they're "too personal" (despite the fact they donate their fuck holes to perv-dom worldwide).
Speaking of which G, I don't know why exactly the attraction to Mark Ashley. BUT, do you like his new "short hair" look? Reviewing a flick for IAFD recently, I happened to notice it.
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I am a food nerd. Anyone here can pm me if they have any questions.
I forecast a flurry of messages, with a possible chance of a full inbox loaded with emails by fat, basement-dwelling fanboys who are in dire need of losing 40-50 pounds, and Baby G is their motivation.
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Lately, I've been on giveittomeraw.com
I have my doubts that you came upon this website by looking for food ideas.
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#385377 - 01/03/09 09:45 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
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"Give it too me raw" Sounds like something Gigi would say to Sketter
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#385378 - 01/03/09 10:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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^^^Hahaha! I'm liking this new Chemo Kid. Babe, I pm'd you my Cliff Notes to ditching the Standard American Diet aka SAD.
Eric, I actually prefer Mark with longer hair. It's just not the same anymore, but I'll still watch.
Burg, I guess the entire time during that scene, I had a mix of things playing through my mind on a continuous loop and sometimes overlapping.
1. My pleasure and myself getting off. 2. being a slutty whore 3. watching the guys' reactions as to what a whore i was. 4. making sure they came big loads. 5. keeping my needs first all while positioning in the way that's still conducive to good scenes.
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#385379 - 01/04/09 01:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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^^^Currently, my fave is raw spaghetti squash. I love cauliflower as well. I eat nuts sometimes, but stay away from the more gourmet raw recipes since they're difficult to make and very high fat due to their nut/seed content. I try to keep my fats low, and when I do, I don't crave complex carbs.
Zen, if you still want grains in your diet, try quinoa, brown rice instead of white rice, squash lightly cooked so it's still hard and nutrient dense, and if you totally must have pasta get the gluten-free kind at Trader Joe. As long is most of your diet is raw, you'll taste and feel a huge difference.
I'm still learning about the science of going all raw, so bear with my unscientific explanations. All I know is that I feel fucking awesome, have more energy, better skin, and feel tighter.
good whore.
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#385380 - 01/04/09 02:01 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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I'm considering trying a raw food diet but I don't have any time to prepare very involved meals. Plus I am incapable of starving myself-- I feel like doing a juice fast would kill me. I need energy to work-- there is a lot of manual labor involved in what I do (yes I do lift and carry heavy equipment). What's a good, simple raw food diet to try?
Juice fasts are crap.
Just do little things like choose as many raw foods over cooked foods as possible. Incorporate salads sans cheese and croutons into your day. Fruit in the morning is great, and you are less hungry when you mono meal. That means a huge helping of one kind of fruit instead of a variety.
If you still need something else to eat a few hours later, fine. Just make sure to stay away from any processed foods. Staying off processed foods is the first step to feeling full after you've had just fruit or greens. Most people can't go raw cold turkey. There are a lot of transitional steps. Yes, all the labor intensive meals at raw food restaurants are yummy gourmet goodness, but forget those. There are plenty of quick, easy recipes you can find online like marinara sauce, guacamole, and soups. All you need for this stuff is a blender or a food processor. I stay away from anything that involves soaking nuts overnight (heh) or that needs a food dehydrator.
You can blend your own chocolate milk with mint sprigs, raw cocao (not cocoa), and 40 calorie almond milk. You can get the almond milk at regular grocery stores. It's considered processed food among rawists, but so what. Raw cocao is even being debated on raw forums, but whatever. Most people that debate them have long passed their transitional stage.
Lately, I've been on giveittomeraw.com. Ignore some of the hippie nonsense and get to the food. That place is cool.
Sweet-- thanks for the tip. I've gained about 5-7 lbs since a) going back on birth control b) Christmas candy and dinners and c) full English breakfasts over here in Britain. I can't wait to get home, hit the gym, and start eating properly.
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#385383 - 01/04/09 06:39 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
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Sweet-- thanks for the tip. I've gained about 5-7 lbs since a) going back on birth control b) Christmas candy and dinners and c) full English breakfasts over here in Britain. I can't wait to get home, hit the gym, and start eating properly.
Have you tried any spotted dick while in England?
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#385385 - 01/04/09 10:06 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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What, and let him know she wants his man meat stuffed in her little box? That would violate every "woman rule" out there. Fuck no. Insult him, treat him like shit, fuck his best friend, and then sit around wondering why he never calls  Oh, by the way, can you tell I'm divorced?
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#385386 - 01/04/09 10:17 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
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Eric, I actually prefer Mark with longer hair. It's just not the same anymore, but I'll still watch.
Back then I used to keep referring to him in reviews as "guy that looks like he is a member of Alice in Chains" when I didn't know his name.
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#385388 - 01/04/09 10:56 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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if you really cared about the planet you'd be a "freegan". to protest consumerism they only eat things found in dumpsters.
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