As a Superior Court judge, sometimes I have to lay out the truth to those who don't want to hear it.

I want to wish everyone in pornography a Happy New Year's Eve. Go out and celebrate tonight, drink to excess, do lots of drugs and wake up with a massive hangover tomorrow morning. You deserve it.

Why?

Because at this time next year, many of you whores and mopes will have flushed yourselves even further into the bottom of society. Most of you will have tried to alter your looks to prolong your time in the world's laziest career. Some will be degenerate alcoholics (at least worse than you are now), crack addicts, meth fiends, speed freaks, and general wastes to society. Some of you egotistical director types like Rob Black and Johnny Dorko will find some whore to fuck tonight, but in the deepest parts of your heart, you know they're only opening their tainted vaginas for you because they expect to get paid for a movie next week, not because you're some svengali who can fuck like a champion. Some of you agent-type shitheads like Reg Senter and Ben Faggot English will pass out tonight, right after you realize that you'll fail at your job next year and have to work at McDonald's.

Some of you will go to jail, a couple for a very long time. You probably deserve it. Some will be deported. Dosvedanya, Auf Wiedersehen, Adios...whatever just leave. There are plenty of troubled youth in our country ready to take your place.

And a lucky few of you will love your time in pornography so much, you'll find a way to commit suicide. To them, I extend a special thanks for relieving the rest of us from the financial burden of paying for your incarceration, rehabilitation and general welfare tit-sucking.

So live it up tonight, porn people. For once night, you can forget your place at the very bottom of talent, culture, society, the world.

HEY....I like this rant /dia-ria-tribe. THIS is the start of what we need more of in 2009 in terms of posts.....JUST balance it out Lance by singing the praises of the handful of lazy slut whores who really truly do deserve our time, money and drugs because they excel so well within the world of creep splooge, creep dick and max hardcore. Always be willing to give credit where credit is due. Like, I will always love Gia Jordan for being a smart, sharp, LAZY-in-the-sexiest manner possible, woman who maximized the hottness and tools she does have and DOVE headfirst into Porn and becoming a full fledged raunchy cum gobbling whore, and actually LOVING what she became. Moxxie is another example. These girls dont deserve (nor want) fan boyz...but giving them a pat on the ass is good for morale, and encourages other whores to reach deep down inside and TRASH whatever conscience and sense of morality and decency they still have left.

They don't call him "Donkey" 'cause he's a top!