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#384986 - 12/30/08 04:01 PM
Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I joined the site to: 1). Get to the heart of porn "urban legends" [like the Laura Love thing]. 2). To get honest direct answers from girls themselves [like today as I did from Ms. Foxx]. 3). To flirt and tease. [as I have done with many, like with Ceara to the nausea to Hyde]. I'm basically a fanboi. I like the girls I like and I'm pretty much nice to any porngirls who respond to my posts/questions. It took Gen "winking" at me, to get me to call the girls "whores" for christsake. The lack of females and the hatred of them, and not the lack of "quality posts," is the major reason why I drift away.  Hell, I even love talking to whores I don't watch at all [Sierra, Gen, Veronica Jett, pretty, for example]. Some I likely collect scenes because I "met" them here [like Cameron Keys and the Roses]. Some I refuse to collect because of their time here [Presley Maddox]. But, though I seem to be popular enough with guys, I'm not into hanging with guys. Unless I'm in the mood to talk about sports, religion, history or politics, I'd rather be alone than just with guys. If I go somewhere and there's a passably cute girl in the room, and she's willing to talk to me, I'm spending all my time entertaining her. And, it isn't about sex. I'm not all that into getting touched. It's just about their company. I actually like females and prefer their company, attention and conversation. 
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#384987 - 12/30/08 04:06 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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I think this thread was done before, but I joined here cause it used to be a filthy, dirty escape from reality.
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#384989 - 12/30/08 04:35 PM
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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The guy who built my magic picture box is a big smut fan like me. We would have dinner with a mutual pal and tell funny porn stories and do impressions (Rocco, Max, Lou from Backroomfacials). He gave me a whole spiel about the Lockwood meltdown and how hilarious it was. I visited the site and figured what the hey. I wasn't really familiar with the work of the pornfolk who post here (Gia, Mia, etc.) but people seemed to know the deal with porn on here and most of my friends aren't really into smut. Also, it wasn't an ass-kissing fest like other boards. I like a little hate once in a while....
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#384990 - 12/30/08 04:42 PM
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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I think I joined both XPT and ADT at the same time last year. I knew that my stint at ADT wouldn't last too long and I wanted to make sure there was another board with more possibilities.
I don't exactly remember if I was looking for a porn-related board or not. It sure makes for a nice extra to have pictures of naked women.
As I'm pretty loyal to things I'm 'committed' to, I'm still here.
What do I get out of it? A lot of lulz, some good links for porn sluts, some interesting discussions. Basically, a daily dose of interaction with other people.
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#384991 - 12/30/08 04:46 PM
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
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I joined so long ago that i don't even remember how i found it or why... but gen p was posting all the time.. and was loved it seemed unlike now.. seems gia is the new gen here:) Both made boring ass scenes...
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#384992 - 12/30/08 04:58 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/15/07
Posts: 124
Loc: Hollywood
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AEE passes!
Remember, no pass, no ass!
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#384997 - 12/30/08 06:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I posted on ADT for several years, then got booted for making some insensitive comments.
I had been lurking on XPT for a while since Kurt Lockwood showed up at ADT and confused me with XPT's Conky thus making me feel confused as well.
I joined to say hello to Conky.
The reason I discovered porn boards is because I worked for years as the stock clerk at a porn/adult shop in downtown Toronto.
What I get out of XPT is humorous interactions.
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#384998 - 12/30/08 06:24 PM
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it?
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I joined up because...if you want to talk about whores...THIS is that place to be.
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#384999 - 12/30/08 06:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I joined so I could talk about porn, or whores. At the time there were also a lot of interesting people like Simp, maged, Monkey, birdshit, Jamesn, have2cit, SmilingArab, ChickenMaster, Coochie Monster etc. I remember one time smutmutant spent an entire week going through the content of one particular website (maybe it was all the stuff from meatmembers or something like that) and he did this extensive report. Everyone seemed to have a project that kept them interesting. Even smartt, before his fall out, had that Brazilian girls thread which was really popular until someone said most Brazilian broads are transformers.
I've never been a fanboi or at least don't consider myself one so I never really cared which whores were on the board but it was definitely interesting when we had more chicks around though most didn't have tough enough skin to survive the onslaught of The Cage. Also there were a number of random broads that used to post here: like Nicole Brazzle, Genesis Skye (both were in the process of eviction just as I was settling in) and even that other whore that got banged by like 15 trannies- Jollee (but I forget her first name).
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#385000 - 12/30/08 11:49 PM
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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I joined this message board because of it's State of the Art GUI.
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#385001 - 12/31/08 12:16 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 77
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I don't remember how I found this board. But I watch alot of porn, so I thought i'd come here and read stuff about the performers and industry.
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#385002 - 12/31/08 12:33 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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I joined this message board because of it's State of the Art GUI.
no shit, right? god forbid there was a cataclysmic server meltdown with no backup and they were forced to start out fresh with vBulletin.
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#385004 - 12/31/08 01:28 AM
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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So you're Gay.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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#385005 - 12/31/08 01:32 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
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So you're Gay.
There is only 1 person in the world that would defend Ryan Knox and have a comeback that was as inept as knox's sexual performance. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Ryan Knox's alt : Superloads
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#385006 - 12/31/08 01:35 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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You post like just like Knox.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
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#385007 - 12/31/08 01:37 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
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You post like just like Knox.
What are you, the retarded son of a retard? What kind of comeback was that? Just remember this: your name would be less gay if you had a dick in your mouth right now.
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#385008 - 12/31/08 01:40 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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^^^^^
Definitely influenced by Knox.
ETA: If your retorts were rated on say, NFL rankings, you're the Detroit Lions of posters.
Much like Ryan Knox.
Edited by superloads (12/31/08 01:43 AM)
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"Next for me: trannies."
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#385009 - 12/31/08 05:30 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I joined XPT because people are free to call a spade a spade, and they can speak their mind/spill their guts rather than having to pretend that everything and everyone is great.
Whilst many people say the standard has declined somewhat (which it probably has, given the departures of Monkey, james, Arab et al), it is still light years ahead of not only other porn forums, but most discussion forums as well. The acute lack of heavy-handed 'picks up the mod stick' moderation is what makes XPT fun
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#385011 - 12/31/08 07:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Bornyo convinced me join via a PM on ADT.
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#385013 - 12/31/08 10:57 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 12/29/08
Posts: 4
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Someone sent me a link to the Nazi Babe thread and I was hooked.
Same here. I laughed so hard at Arab's and Loop's handiwork I've been coming back ever since. King's female mugshot thread kicks ass too.
Like DanG said I love how a spade is called a spade here...
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#385014 - 12/31/08 11:04 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I don't know why the fuck I'm here or what I get out of it. Its just a habit now.
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#385016 - 12/31/08 11:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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[to see if he's reading threads or just searchin' his name ...]  << deserves to die alone and in pain.
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#385019 - 12/31/08 01:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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no one can make me.
Jeff could make you. He could make any of us outsiders. It's his house. All he has to do is change the locks.
Jeff likes me, I give no reason to ever be banned. I never start fights, hell I dont even start threads. I dont post that much, there's certain days I post more than others. Im here everyday, but I dont post daily.
So no reason to ban the wonderful me. 
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#385020 - 12/31/08 02:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#385021 - 12/31/08 02:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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no one can make me.
Jeff could make you. He could make any of us outsiders. It's his house. All he has to do is change the locks.
Jeff likes me, I give no reason to ever be banned. I never start fights, hell I dont even start threads. I dont post that much, there's certain days I post more than others. Im here everyday, but I dont post daily.
So no reason to ban the wonderful me.
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't remotely implying that he would. Just that he could. 'Cause you said "no one can".
I know he can and wasn't talking about him, Im talking about all the losers who think by insulting me will make me run away w/my tail between my legs.
I should of clarified that.....sorry for the misunderstanding...Happy New Year Dude.....behave yourself, dont jerk off into a coma.
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#385023 - 12/31/08 02:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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behave yourself, dont jerk off into a coma.
No promises!
Well just be careful, do you have the home defibrilators (sp?) on hand? 
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#385025 - 12/31/08 02:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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No just some exposed wires that 'ill do in a pinch!
Good Luck Fattie, keep us advised, and like I said have a happy and healthy New Year. 
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#385026 - 12/31/08 03:02 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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No just some exposed wires that 'ill do in a pinch!
This isn't why I joined XPT, but rather, why I keep returning; the mental image of a flatlining fat man defibrillating himself using exposed home wiring.
If I read about the lights dimming in New Jersey around midnight (tonight, New Years Eve), I will know why.
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#385028 - 12/31/08 03:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I doubt anyone is bothered by anything you do. From where I am sitting your whole existence seems to revolve around being the punch line for jokes.
Carry on, fuck whoever you can, you'll still only ever be the butt of a bad joke in most people's eyes.
A demented parody of a human.
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#385030 - 12/31/08 04:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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That's fine by me. Take the collective number of women that every poster on this thread has been with. Multiply it by 10. Then add 200. The number you come up with will still not equal how many whores I've fucked.
For me that definitely transcends your opinion.
I bet most of us don't take the bus to work or have to beg for work.
For me that definitely transcends your collective number of whores you have fucked.
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#385032 - 12/31/08 04:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Congratulations. You are a winner.
Like I said, the only one who cares about you is you. Please keep fucking as many whores as possible, perhaps you will do it enough times that your name will no longer be synonymous with a lame joke.
Keep at it and continue adding it all up, numbers are very very impressive.
(EDIT: Post not aimed at Darrah, she got one in before mine went up.)
Edited by conquistador (12/31/08 04:05 PM)
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#385034 - 12/31/08 04:09 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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I bet most of us don't take the bus to work or have to beg for work.
Of course not. I'd need a job to have a reason to ride the bus. All I do is Fuck and Jerk off all day 
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