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#384797 - 12/29/08 05:02 PM 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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#384798 - 12/29/08 05:27 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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This list is bullshit without "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".

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#384799 - 12/29/08 05:37 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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I did a parody of the great Gordon Lightfoot ballad.

The saddest, though, was my parody of American Pie which ends:

I had a dream 'bout Ashley Blue,
And I told her what I'd like to do,
But she just laughed, and turned away.

I went down near the porno store,
Where I'd picked up hookers, years before,
But the man there, said the whole place, had turned gay.

And in the streets the perverts schemed,
Lovers fumbled, young men dreamed,
Saddest words ever spoken,
The Deep Throat bell was broken.

And the three great men who did the most,
Hardcore, Steward, and Harry Reems' ghost,
They'd do well to leave the West Coast,
The day, a Gag whore, dies.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#384800 - 12/29/08 05:39 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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I've long been a fan of your work, Charin.

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#384801 - 12/29/08 05:51 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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That was great, charin!

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#384802 - 12/29/08 09:13 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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List is so-so;

My vote goes for Leaving Hope from Nine Inch Nails; no official video was made, but the audio can be found at that youtube link.

Trivia : the song has never been played live, but did get permission granted to be used for fundraising efforts after Hurricane Katrina.

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#384803 - 12/29/08 10:30 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Christmas Shoes

A tv movie was also made. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNsvE33pRSw


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#384804 - 12/29/08 10:56 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Here ya go: The ultimate Harold and Maude weeper,
too good for a jack off board. You can listen to the full track too.


http://www.last.fm/music/Cat+Stevens/_/Trouble
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#384805 - 12/29/08 11:34 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Saddest. Song. Ever.
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#384806 - 12/29/08 11:58 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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#384807 - 12/30/08 05:44 AM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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#384808 - 12/30/08 07:10 AM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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This song really gets to me since my father passed away a year ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRLoy4LKQag

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#384809 - 12/30/08 07:16 AM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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I'd rather listen to all 25 of those than anything on Springsteen's Nebraska album.

Also, saddest song with the bounciest melody.
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#384810 - 12/30/08 08:07 AM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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#384811 - 12/30/08 11:18 AM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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#384812 - 12/30/08 05:16 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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I posted this before. Paul Westerberg wrote it,,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AddX3jVQV3U

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#384813 - 12/30/08 07:05 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Can't believe no one posted it yet.. but this is the one that gets me...

Fucking terry jacks.. bastard... now i need some ice cream and my beaches dvd...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfm-17pu6SQ
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#384814 - 12/30/08 07:29 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Can't believe no one posted it yet.. but this is the one that gets me...

Fucking terry jacks.. bastard... now i need some ice cream and my beaches dvd...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfm-17pu6SQ




I HATE that song. Whiny, dying fuck.
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#384815 - 12/30/08 07:39 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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I posted this before. Paul Westerberg wrote it,,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AddX3jVQV3U






Big ups for the Westerberg mention, though IMO his saddest song was "Love Untold".

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#384816 - 12/30/08 08:12 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Quote:

Quote:

I posted this before. Paul Westerberg wrote it,,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AddX3jVQV3U






Big ups for the Westerberg mention, though IMO his saddest song was "Love Untold".




Heh..
It's Tom Petty simple but you emo fucks nailed it. It's my first listen through and I like it.
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#384817 - 12/30/08 08:20 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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I'd rather listen to all 25 of those than anything on Springsteen's Nebraska album.

Also, saddest song with the bounciest melody.





Fucken Luka had it coming..

Thats it.

This thread really sucks. I wonder why one of you emo twats hasn't gone Puff the Magic Dragon yet. You know you will.
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#384818 - 12/30/08 08:57 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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#384819 - 12/30/08 09:11 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Really sad: My Shit's Fucked Up

Sort of sad (and a personal fave): Betrayed
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#384820 - 12/31/08 07:16 AM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Puff the Magic Dragon was my first favorite song when I was like 6.

My favorite song since 1974 has been the flip side of American Pie.

Vincent

It's meaning has changed for me over the years, now it reminds me of an old girlfriend and my best platonic female friend, who both just kinda lost the will to live.


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#384821 - 12/31/08 08:11 AM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Puff the Magic Dragon was my first favorite song when I was like 6.




HA! Mine, too. Peter, Paul & Mary ... I was so young I'm not sure of the age, but I'd say 3 or 4. That, and on the laughter side "Tickle Me" by Danny Kaye.

The song I listen to now when I'm sad and want it reinforced is Bob Segar's "The Famous Final Scene". But, the last time I did that I ended up committed for a week plus.
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#384822 - 12/31/08 08:11 AM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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I love "Vincent". I also really like "Winterwood"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RqJNpe6otk
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#384823 - 12/31/08 08:47 AM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Here's another I found through the anime I watch:

Life is like a boat by Rie Fu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5G80qbgRNA
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#384824 - 01/02/09 11:37 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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No Eric Clapton- Tears in Heaven??

Interesting, I would definitely say that is a rather sad song considering the story behind it.


Tears in Heaven

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#384825 - 01/03/09 10:33 AM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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No Eric Clapton- Tears in Heaven??

Interesting, I would definitely say that is a rather sad song considering the story behind it.


Tears in Heaven




Is that the one about him being a negligent parent and not having window guards??

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#384826 - 01/03/09 05:30 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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That's the one where during all those Grammy acceptance speeches he never once thanked the nanny for making all of this possible.
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#384827 - 01/03/09 05:44 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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I wonder if Clapton would have let a kilo of good coke fall out a window like that??
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#384828 - 01/03/09 11:18 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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I wonder if Clapton would have let a kilo of good coke fall out a window like that??




ZOMG! That's awesome.
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#384829 - 01/03/09 11:30 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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#384830 - 01/03/09 11:31 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Renfield dissed me for liking these guys, but this song is super-sad, especially if you had a shitty dad (That rhymes!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7EORZsPtFo&feature=channel_page
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#384831 - 01/03/09 11:37 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Another gem. Yes, I am miserable most of the time...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4v8VJ0LRgA&feature=channel_page
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#384832 - 01/04/09 07:38 AM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Quote:

No Eric Clapton- Tears in Heaven??

Interesting, I would definitely say that is a rather sad song considering the story behind it.

Tears in Heaven




Is that the one about him being a negligent parent and not having window guards??






I think he removed them from the windows because they were aesthetically, just, you know, bleah...
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#384833 - 01/04/09 11:18 AM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Another gem. Yes, I am miserable most of the time...





Join the club, lol!
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#384834 - 01/04/09 10:52 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Quote:

No Eric Clapton- Tears in Heaven??

Interesting, I would definitely say that is a rather sad song considering the story behind it.


Tears in Heaven




"Conor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks"

Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton’s gay, and he’s fucking gay

Your father is the 4th worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger, and Petty
You were sick of his gay fucking songs
So you jumped out a really high up window

Your father sucks so fucking bad
You knew you’d get beaten up at school
You were sick of hearing “You Look Wonderful Tonight”
So you jumped out a really high up window

I almost wish you didn’t die
Because I hate the song “Tears In Heaven”
I was glad you died until I heard that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chAr5IX09MQ
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#384835 - 01/07/09 06:08 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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This one always brings a tear to the eye..

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#384836 - 01/08/09 11:09 PM Re: 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs
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Caetano Veloso - Cucurrucu Paloma.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkAZJxDNj4Q

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