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#384542 - 12/28/08 02:57 PM Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
CAPT_MCCLUSKY Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 194	Since the recent case of the mad Santa killing off his ex wife's family I'm beginning to have some concerns about the mental health of one Luke Ford after recently visiting his blog lukeford.net. It appears things have gone drastically downhill. While he may have denounced his porn ties it appears evident that he is becoming in face and body that of one William Margold. Which only can mean that the next Porner to leave this place we call Earth will be Mr. Margold. Thus, leaving Luke as the present day Zelig of porn and Dennis Prager trivia. A strange combination indeed. Attachments 371696-3.jpg (13 downloads) _________________________ “My money is on the way.” -- Jim B “I'll be sending my check out first thing tomorrow.”-- Safado “How much money has come in till now from the fanbase?”-- Freestylah “$12.41”--Smokey
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#384543 - 12/28/08 03:21 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Didn't that guy used to bang Holly Randall _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#384544 - 12/28/08 03:38 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Didn't that guy used to bang Holly Randall Yeah. That was before she was sober. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#384545 - 12/28/08 03:40 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Substance abuse is not an excuse. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#384546 - 12/29/08 11:12 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	He says he's happier now. But he was kicked out of Shul again. This time by the Rabbi that forced Luke to leave porn blogging.
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#384547 - 12/29/08 11:40 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: He says he's happier now. But he was kicked out of Shul again. This time by the Rabbi that forced Luke to leave porn blogging. That's because he's only a jew by conversion aka not a real one. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#384548 - 12/29/08 11:42 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Stevie Why Gay For Pay Registered: 05/16/07 Posts: 988 Loc: Sun Diego	Quote: He says he's happier now. But he was kicked out of Shul again. This time by the Rabbi that forced Luke to leave porn blogging. I pray to Luke's fake Jewish God he'll be return at LukeisBackAgain.com and show you and Cindi how to run a real website. _________________________ "I choppy choppy yo pee pee"
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#384549 - 12/29/08 11:47 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	He looks very unhealthy and aged since he quit porn blogging. Luke, please eat more raw fruits and greens. Exercise more. Get rid of all the clutter in your hovel, dude. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#384550 - 12/29/08 11:52 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	effing juice! _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#384551 - 12/29/08 11:59 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Eh. Who gives a schvitz. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#384552 - 12/30/08 12:40 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	If he takes Margold's glasses, the transformation to present day Ed Powers would be nearly complete - just need some black socks and tighty-whities to waddle around in.
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#384553 - 12/30/08 12:53 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Quote: Quote: He says he's happier now. But he was kicked out of Shul again. This time by the Rabbi that forced Luke to leave porn blogging. That's because he's only a jew by conversion aka not a real one. He said the name of the new 18-year-old writer at the Jewish Journal who was writing about wanting to bone her married Rabbi. Her name was already out there as their new intern I believe. But the new writer didn't have a name yet. I have to go and re-read it all again. But it's because he said who she is.
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#384554 - 12/30/08 11:01 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Luke tends to forget that in Judaism intentionally embarrassing/humiliating a person is considered the equivalent of murder. As for his health, I think he needs to get laid. Holly?? Up for a mitzvah?? [Too bad he's missed Christmas, since that's when Holly can get talked into anal.] [And, before someone say it about me and the "get laid" advice, I will: ] Edited by Fatman the Terrible (12/30/08 11:02 AM) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#384555 - 12/30/08 11:41 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Holly said on here she has a new boyfriend. A Scottish guy I think. She met him while in Europe a couple of months ago. It's a long distance relationship.
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#384556 - 12/30/08 12:51 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Holly said on here she has a new boyfriend. A Scottish guy I think. She met him while in Europe a couple of months ago. It's a long distance relationship. No reason to turn down doing a mitzvah .... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#384557 - 01/03/09 02:49 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	You know I've tried to contact Luke a couple of times via IM but he never responded. And yes I have a boyfriend-- he's English, not Scottish. We met in England and he came with me to Scotland for a few weeks. I'm with him now at his parent's in Nottingham, and we're about to get on a train to London. It's fucking freezing here. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#384558 - 01/03/09 03:05 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	No. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#384559 - 01/03/09 08:01 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: It's fucking freezing here. You're not wrong there...apparently, it's our coldest start to a winter in 30 years.
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#384560 - 01/03/09 10:51 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: It's fucking freezing here. So cuddle with the new beau. That should keep you warm. Or is he your typical Brit "cold fish"?? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#384561 - 01/04/09 02:06 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: Quote: It's fucking freezing here. So cuddle with the new beau. That should keep you warm. Or is he your typical Brit "cold fish"?? No-- he's very affectionate and loves me madly. Plus his skin is like a radiator-- he gives off so much heat! Which is great because I'm always cold. Especially here! _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#384562 - 01/04/09 02:48 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Holly, do they hate Americans there as much as it's reported they do?
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#384563 - 01/04/09 05:02 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: Holly, do they hate Americans there as much as it's reported they do? Yes, it's true. All over Britain there are roving gangs of street thugs who will viciously beat any American on sight, regardless of age, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation or whether they approved of 'The War On Terror' or not. I believe your State Department has already issued guidelines to the effect that Americans abroad should end every sentence with an 'Eh?' and douse themselves in Maple syrup to trick any potential attackers into thinking that they are in fact Canadian. Also, US flags outsold the Nintendo Wii at Christmas simply because we love burning them so much whilst hitting portraits of George W. Bush with our shoes and chanting a bunch of gibberish about infidels and jihad and shit like that. These are the very values upon which our great nation was built . My solemn advice to you Darrah would be to stay out of Britain and instead visit countries where Americans are more warmly received, like Pakistan, Iran or even France.
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#384564 - 01/04/09 07:00 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Quote: Quote: It's fucking freezing here. So cuddle with the new beau. That should keep you warm. Or is he your typical Brit "cold fish"?? No-- he's very affectionate and loves me madly. Plus his skin is like a radiator-- he gives off so much heat! Which is great because I'm always cold. Especially here! Cool. My best to you and your new man ... btw, Does he know about what you "might" be willing to do at Christmas?? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#384565 - 01/08/09 06:01 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: Holly, do they hate Americans there as much as it's reported they do? As a general rule the Brits hate anyone who's not a Brit. I kid (sort of). They hate Bush and Republicans, but since I agree with them on both those fronts they like me just fine. Up until Obama won, the entire world hated Americans so it's unfair to peg that solely on the British. In all seriousness the British are wonderful people. Almost my entire family is British and they're loads of fun. I've traveled to England many times over my life and I've never had any problems. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#384566 - 01/08/09 10:02 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
taint1974 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/21/07 Posts: 398	Quote: Quote: Holly, do they hate Americans there as much as it's reported they do? As a general rule the Brits hate anyone who's not a Brit. I kid (sort of). They hate Bush and Republicans, but since I agree with them on both those fronts they like me just fine. Up until Obama won, the entire world hated Americans so it's unfair to peg that solely on the British. In all seriousness the British are wonderful people. Almost my entire family is British and they're loads of fun. I've traveled to England many times over my life and I've never had any problems. They bitched about Clinton and what he did or didn't do in Bosnia when I was over there, they also had they balls to bitch about the shitty culture America was exporting to the world during the height of the Spice Girls.
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#384567 - 01/08/09 10:11 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I miss Luke right now. During every AEE I looked forward to his pictures and coverage. All I'm seeing right now is Gram Ponantes site. Anyone got other suggestions for expo coverage?
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#384568 - 01/09/09 02:50 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: they also had they balls to bitch about the shitty culture America was exporting to the world during the height of the Spice Girls. I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to the world for the abomination that is/was the Spice Girls, even though I have never contributed so much as a penny to their earnings. Not only were they a really shitty manufactured girl group, but I see them as being the seed that sparked off all this X Factor/Pop Idol/American Idol crapfest that followed. Those shows make me feel like Charlton Heston when he discovers the Statue of Liberty in 'Planet Of The Apes'.
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#384569 - 01/09/09 04:08 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	It's funny because my boyfriend apologizes to me about the X Factor (=American Idol) and Big Brother (=The Real World), and I apologize to him for Starbucks and McDonalds. We actually have joke arguments about which country invented what. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#384570 - 01/09/09 04:31 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	^^ Holly, if he or his friends or family ever get to jabbing you too briskly about America's cultural/moral Bankruptcy, decadence or arrogance, you only need go back in History about 150-200 years to the zenith of the British EMPIRE and explore a little incident known as the OPIUM wars and just what exactly transpired. Tends to shunt the conversation in another direction rather efficiently.... Almost EVERY European country has some unsavory period from its history when it perpetrated abominal acts or policies. And in comparison, America is still very young as a country/culture in comparison. Make sure you thank him, Holly, and all whom you associate with during your future visits to England, for what I consider the UK's greatest contribution to happiness. Fish and chips. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#384571 - 01/09/09 04:46 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: It's funny because my boyfriend apologizes to me about the X Factor (=American Idol) and Big Brother (=The Real World), and I apologize to him for Starbucks and McDonalds. We actually have joke arguments about which country invented what. I would like to claim 'Big Brother' as a Dutch invention. It's an awful TV show and it signifies the decline in quality on TV. Thank you. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#384572 - 01/09/09 05:21 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Slobodan Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/24/06 Posts: 167	Quote: ... it signifies the decline in quality on TV. Thank you. Freestylah, I blame your fellow countryman John de Mol. Please snuff him out ASAP. Thanks in advance!
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#384573 - 01/09/09 09:11 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Yes, De Mol is the bastard who has bought the legendary Hammer films brand, only to release shit like 'Beyond The Rave'. He also gave us Big Brother...he and Joran Van Der Sloot are really letting the side down as far as the Netherlands are concerned. Big Brother, of course, is responsible for spawning the interminable number of 'reality' shows that our TV schedules are now bogged down with, plus their equally nauseating 'celebrity' equivalents.
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#384574 - 01/09/09 09:23 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
hyperion Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/02/07 Posts: 99 Loc: Hanging a clock in my Bathroom	Luke has defnitely taken a turn for the worse. I'ce seen a few of his clips on youtube and it seems that without the release valve of his old blog that it's had an effect on him. These days he just rambles on about how good he feels with some yahoo sidekick who just seems to smile a lot and nod at what he says If i didn't know any better i'd say that luke is Darrah. if he is it hasnt helped. He doesnt look happy, fit or happy. I think he misses porn, even though he never undrestood it.
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#384575 - 01/10/09 09:46 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Almost EVERY European country has some unsavory period from its history when it perpetrated abominal acts or policies. And in comparison, America is still very young as a country/culture in comparison. We've done pretty well for ourselves in abominable policies, though. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#384576 - 01/10/09 11:37 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I caught Luke Ford on AIM yesterday and asked him if he was going to Vegas this year. He responded "no" and hung up on me.
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#384577 - 01/10/09 01:12 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	How rude. Certainly that can't be behavior Rabbi Hillel would sanction. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#384578 - 01/10/09 01:25 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: And yes I have a boyfriend-- he's English, not Scottish. We met in England and he came with me to Scotland for a few weeks. I'm with him now at his parent's in Nottingham, and we're about to get on a train to London. How did Burg take this news? _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#384579 - 01/10/09 03:50 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Great things that came from the Nertherlands... RTC, Neophyte, Paul Elstak, The Prophet and gabber in general. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#384580 - 01/10/09 07:01 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: How did Burg take this news? Im ecstatic that Holly has found her true love in the form of this young man from the Island, and no longer pines away for me! Holly is totally HAPPY, and thus, the pressure is finally OFF me...I was afraid I'd one day have to gently let Holly down by explainging to her that my calling in this life is to love, and be loved, by whores everywhere, and no matter how much she may want me to, I cant give up on "Whoremanity" to settle down and give Holly exclusive attention. Its great now....I can focus on just being Holly's wise crippled pervert friend. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#384581 - 01/10/09 07:10 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: no longer pines away for me! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#384582 - 01/15/09 03:56 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	He's a changed man now. He started taking yoga I believe a week ago and already he's happy and different. He took a walk on the beach!! Can you imagine what this might do to him now?? He's never happy and a more miserable wreck than I am. I saw this video he had made before and it explained everything to me. Why Luke is who he is and why he does what he does and acts the way he acts. It explained it all! I told him to show his future wife that video.
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#384583 - 01/15/09 05:01 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: He took a walk on the beach!! Wow!
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#384584 - 01/15/09 08:23 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Quote: Quote: He took a walk on the beach!! Wow! Next he'll be shaving, smiling, and have potpourri-scented candles in the hovel!!
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#384585 - 01/16/09 08:01 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	He got back from therapy this week and his therapist said it's the happiest he's ever seen Luke. Luke said he's also making new friends!
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#384586 - 01/16/09 08:12 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
*Null* AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/12/08 Posts: 559 Loc: Give 'em rope	England is a dingle berry hanging from Europe's unwashed asshole. _________________________ Sandblasted faces, no mouths to scream. Needless object always scratching. This breach in heaven irised shut. It scorns the land without even ghosts
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#384587 - 01/16/09 08:32 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Bill Hicks Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 717 Loc: Off the mortal coil	Quote: England is a dingle berry hanging from Europe's unwashed asshole. Nicely put. Any country that produces chavs and talentless hacks like Russell Brand has no room to talk shit.
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#384588 - 01/16/09 08:37 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Charlie Malloy Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/10/06 Posts: 1487 Loc: NYC	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVUSa9u3g3o
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#384589 - 01/17/09 03:05 AM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: Any country that produces chavs and talentless hacks like Russell Brand has no room to talk shit. Russell "I've done 'eroin, me!" Brand is America's problem now...thank you for taking him off of our hands.
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#384590 - 12/07/09 08:25 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
††† Pervert Registered: 11/01/09 Posts: 2141	new video: Luke Ford's Fantasy Girl Luke Ford Reflects On Turning 43
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#384591 - 12/08/09 07:26 PM Re: Does Anybody Remember A Guy Named Luke Ford?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	He's so Amish looking. He looks much older than 43. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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