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#384545 - 12/28/08 03:40 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Substance abuse is not an excuse.
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#384548 - 12/29/08 11:42 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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#384549 - 12/29/08 11:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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He looks very unhealthy and aged since he quit porn blogging. Luke, please eat more raw fruits and greens. Exercise more. Get rid of all the clutter in your hovel, dude.
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#384550 - 12/29/08 11:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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effing juice!
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#384551 - 12/29/08 11:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Eh. Who gives a schvitz.
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#384553 - 12/30/08 12:53 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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He says he's happier now. But he was kicked out of Shul again. This time by the Rabbi that forced Luke to leave porn blogging. 
That's because he's only a jew by conversion aka not a real one.
He said the name of the new 18-year-old writer at the Jewish Journal who was writing about wanting to bone her married Rabbi. Her name was already out there as their new intern I believe. But the new writer didn't have a name yet. I have to go and re-read it all again. But it's because he said who she is.
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#384554 - 12/30/08 11:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Luke tends to forget that in Judaism intentionally embarrassing/humiliating a person is considered the equivalent of murder.
As for his health, I think he needs to get laid. Holly?? Up for a mitzvah?? [Too bad he's missed Christmas, since that's when Holly can get talked into anal.]
[And, before someone say it about me and the "get laid" advice, I will:
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#384557 - 01/03/09 02:49 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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You know I've tried to contact Luke a couple of times via IM but he never responded. And yes I have a boyfriend-- he's English, not Scottish. We met in England and he came with me to Scotland for a few weeks. I'm with him now at his parent's in Nottingham, and we're about to get on a train to London.
It's fucking freezing here.
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#384558 - 01/03/09 03:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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No.
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#384559 - 01/03/09 08:01 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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It's fucking freezing here.
You're not wrong there...apparently, it's our coldest start to a winter in 30 years.
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#384563 - 01/04/09 05:02 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Holly, do they hate Americans there as much as it's reported they do?
Yes, it's true. All over Britain there are roving gangs of street thugs who will viciously beat any American on sight, regardless of age, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation or whether they approved of 'The War On Terror' or not. I believe your State Department has already issued guidelines to the effect that Americans abroad should end every sentence with an 'Eh?' and douse themselves in Maple syrup to trick any potential attackers into thinking that they are in fact Canadian.
Also, US flags outsold the Nintendo Wii at Christmas simply because we love burning them so much whilst hitting portraits of George W. Bush with our shoes and chanting a bunch of gibberish about infidels and jihad and shit like that. These are the very values upon which our great nation was built .
My solemn advice to you Darrah would be to stay out of Britain and instead visit countries where Americans are more warmly received, like Pakistan, Iran or even France.
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#384564 - 01/04/09 07:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#384566 - 01/08/09 10:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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Holly, do they hate Americans there as much as it's reported they do?
As a general rule the Brits hate anyone who's not a Brit. I kid (sort of). They hate Bush and Republicans, but since I agree with them on both those fronts they like me just fine. Up until Obama won, the entire world hated Americans so it's unfair to peg that solely on the British.
In all seriousness the British are wonderful people. Almost my entire family is British and they're loads of fun. I've traveled to England many times over my life and I've never had any problems.
They bitched about Clinton and what he did or didn't do in Bosnia when I was over there, they also had they balls to bitch about the shitty culture America was exporting to the world during the height of the Spice Girls.
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#384567 - 01/08/09 10:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I miss Luke right now. During every AEE I looked forward to his pictures and coverage. All I'm seeing right now is Gram Ponantes site. Anyone got other suggestions for expo coverage?
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#384568 - 01/09/09 02:50 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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they also had they balls to bitch about the shitty culture America was exporting to the world during the height of the Spice Girls.
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to the world for the abomination that is/was the Spice Girls, even though I have never contributed so much as a penny to their earnings. Not only were they a really shitty manufactured girl group, but I see them as being the seed that sparked off all this X Factor/Pop Idol/American Idol crapfest that followed. Those shows make me feel like Charlton Heston when he discovers the Statue of Liberty in 'Planet Of The Apes'. 
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#384569 - 01/09/09 04:08 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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It's funny because my boyfriend apologizes to me about the X Factor (=American Idol) and Big Brother (=The Real World), and I apologize to him for Starbucks and McDonalds. We actually have joke arguments about which country invented what.
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#384570 - 01/09/09 04:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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^^ Holly, if he or his friends or family ever get to jabbing you too briskly about America's cultural/moral Bankruptcy, decadence or arrogance, you only need go back in History about 150-200 years to the zenith of the British EMPIRE and explore a little incident known as the OPIUM wars and just what exactly transpired. Tends to shunt the conversation in another direction rather efficiently.... Almost EVERY European country has some unsavory period from its history when it perpetrated abominal acts or policies. And in comparison, America is still very young as a country/culture in comparison. Make sure you thank him, Holly, and all whom you associate with during your future visits to England, for what I consider the UK's greatest contribution to happiness. Fish and chips. 
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#384572 - 01/09/09 05:21 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
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... it signifies the decline in quality on TV. Thank you.
Freestylah, I blame your fellow countryman John de Mol. Please snuff him out ASAP. Thanks in advance!
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#384573 - 01/09/09 09:11 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Yes, De Mol is the bastard who has bought the legendary Hammer films brand, only to release shit like 'Beyond The Rave'. He also gave us Big Brother...he and Joran Van Der Sloot are really letting the side down as far as the Netherlands are concerned.  Big Brother, of course, is responsible for spawning the interminable number of 'reality' shows that our TV schedules are now bogged down with, plus their equally nauseating 'celebrity' equivalents. 
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#384576 - 01/10/09 11:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I caught Luke Ford on AIM yesterday and asked him if he was going to Vegas this year. He responded "no" and hung up on me.
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#384577 - 01/10/09 01:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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How rude. Certainly that can't be behavior Rabbi Hillel would sanction.
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#384579 - 01/10/09 03:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Great things that came from the Nertherlands...
RTC, Neophyte, Paul Elstak, The Prophet and gabber in general.
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#384583 - 01/15/09 05:01 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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He took a walk on the beach!! 
Wow! 
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#384584 - 01/15/09 08:23 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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He took a walk on the beach!!
Wow!
Next he'll be shaving, smiling, and have potpourri-scented candles in the hovel!! 
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#384586 - 01/16/09 08:12 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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England is a dingle berry hanging from Europe's unwashed asshole.
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#384587 - 01/16/09 08:32 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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England is a dingle berry hanging from Europe's unwashed asshole.
Nicely put. Any country that produces chavs and talentless hacks like Russell Brand has no room to talk shit.
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#384588 - 01/16/09 08:37 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
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Loc: NYC
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#384589 - 01/17/09 03:05 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Any country that produces chavs and talentless hacks like Russell Brand has no room to talk shit.
Russell "I've done 'eroin, me!" Brand is America's problem now...thank you for taking him off of our hands.
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#384590 - 12/07/09 08:25 PM
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#384591 - 12/08/09 07:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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He's so Amish looking. He looks much older than 43.
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#384595 - 12/10/09 12:59 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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How long is it going to take for Luke to realize that he's wasting his time?
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#384596 - 12/10/09 01:54 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Wadda bumbling shit bubble that guy is. If he even had half a clue as to what kind of douchebag faggot he comes off as his only reasonable course of action would be to research the quickest way to get cancer and die.
He seems nice though.
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#384599 - 12/10/09 07:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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At least 5 are him looking at himself.
He is his biggest fan.
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#384600 - 12/10/09 08:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Are you folks saying Luke Ford is self-absorbed?
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#384601 - 12/11/09 07:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Well if he is not, whoever he did absorb was a big S.O.B.
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#384603 - 12/15/09 07:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Enemas?
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#384604 - 12/15/09 07:37 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
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Enemas?
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#384605 - 12/15/09 07:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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fucksake.
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#384608 - 12/15/09 08:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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You mean like The Secret?
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#384611 - 12/16/09 01:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/28/07
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I haven't looked at his site in over a year. But now I just did. Weird shit. On one page he is bashing anybody who takes a government handout. Yet to the left of the paragraph is a DONATE button. The subsequent page has like a stalker vibe with pictures of newscaster Sharon Tay. http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=13936 And finally, to answer or not answer the mysterious question on how this guy pays his bills, I give you the following: December 7, 2009 I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends When I quit writing on porn in October of 2007, I had $6,000 in the bank. Now I have $26,000 in credit card debt. I have $10,000 in other debts. And I owe my family about $9,000. Over the past 18 months, I’ve spent $2000 on Alexander Technique lessons and about $8500 on Alexander Teacher training. I’ve spent about $4,000 on acupuncture and about $2500 on psycho-therapy and about $1800 on physical therapy and about $5,000 on other medical expenses (including health insurance of $300 a month). I’ve had friends who’ve helped me out over the past two years. One guy I barely knew (I’d just exchanged a couple of terse emails) paypaled me $1100. Others have donated about $200 total. Other friends have steered work my way, allowing me earn about $3,000. So my biggest source of help over the past two years has come from my family. I’ve never borrowed from them before (but they helped me out considerably during my years in the wilderness of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome).
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#384612 - 04/11/10 01:05 PM
Ava kept telling me, “Luke, you are not an animal.”
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I Understand Suicide Bombers 04/09/2010I have no trouble understanding the suicide bomber. Hmm, maybe I am one, a suicide bomber of the soul? People who blow themselves up don’t do it out of hatred for their enemy so much as to achieve status within their group. If I felt like a loser in the Gaza Strip, as I often do in Pico-Robertson, and I felt like I could become cool if I blew myself up, then, well, sitting here in plush America, I totally understand the motivation to blow myself up. My strongest drive is to feel important. I want sex and love and luxury and success, but most of all, I want to feel important. I want to feel at the center of things. I want to feel like a big shot. I feel important when thousands of people read my blog and take to the streets and chant my name. I feel important when hot chicks talk to me at parties. I feel important when I walk down Pico Blvd and people yell out of their cars, “Luke Ford!” There are many things I’ve striven for in life, such as God and goodness and Dennis Prager’s approval and money and fame and sex and friends and fast cars, but most of all, most of the time, I’ve wanted to feel important. Throughout school, I hung out much of the time, perhaps most of the time, with the losers. I was rarely in the cool circle. I was rarely popular. I was a freak. I still am a freak. I’m like the Elephant Man. I remember hanging out on the set of Taboo 22 from Metro. It was directed by DCypher and starred Ava Rose. And most of the people on set weren’t particularly thrilled to have me on set, but they respected the reach of my blog and so I got an invite. And throughout the day, Ava kept telling me, “Luke, you are not an animal.”  The only time she stopped saying this to me was when she was tied up and had a big red gag stuffed in her sweet mouth. What **** is all about is revenge on all the hot chicks who’ve rejected you over the course of your life, all the unattainable girls, the cheerleaders and the haughty high-powered executive chicks, oh, how they laughed at you, you pathetic little worm, you tiny tiny boy, you could never do a man’s job, get away from me with that thing. At least, that’s what I’ve heard. I know how much I yearn to be loved and to be admired and to hang out with the cool kids, with the Monicas and Davids of the world. That’s where I want to live. I want to breathe their rarified air. I want their good graces. I want their social ease. I want to be cool. I desperately want to be cool ... Luckily for me and for the world, Jews don’t tell converts that they can become cool by blowing themselves up. If they did, I’d probably be up in smoke. Well, now that I think about it, I blow myself up regularly when I start blogging. This blog post is my suicide bomb.  I understand why little people want to do big things so they can feel better about themselves. I too have this yearning. ... I understand people who make computer viruses and light forest fires (even though I don’t have this yearning). I understand the thrill of standing there and watching the vast destruction you have created. I can see the flames for miles and the sirens going off and thousands of people evacuating their homes and I can think, wow, all these people’s lives are shifting because of me. I am like God. I can create worlds. I am woman, hear me roar. Gay pride. Crips forever. Let’s roll.
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#384613 - 04/11/10 05:55 PM
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If Mopez = Luke then I will finally be interested in the absolute dullard that is/was Luke. Bigger question.
What's Hollys taint like?. We all want to know. Pristinely groomed like an English garden or d-day landing zone pocked via a thousand taco bois?.
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#384614 - 04/11/10 08:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Enemas?
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#384615 - 04/15/10 05:48 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/21/07
Posts: 305
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December 7, 2009
I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
When I quit writing on porn in October of 2007, I had $6,000 in the bank. Now I have $26,000 in credit card debt. I have $10,000 in other debts. And I owe my family about $9,000.
Over the past 18 months, I’ve spent $2000 on Alexander Technique lessons and about $8500 on Alexander Teacher training. I’ve spent about $4,000 on acupuncture and about $2500 on psycho-therapy and about $1800 on physical therapy and about $5,000 on other medical expenses (including health insurance of $300 a month).
I’ve had friends who’ve helped me out over the past two years. One guy I barely knew (I’d just exchanged a couple of terse emails) paypaled me $1100. Others have donated about $200 total. Other friends have steered work my way, allowing me earn about $3,000.
Jesus. Luke, for Pete's sake go back to blogging about porn. And shave.
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