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Stevie, which porn chicks have you banged?



As the year ends, its a time for reflection, and this thread hearkens me back to the heady fun filled days of Frustrated fanboys like Kyoto....when I first joined (and GIA shortly after me) Kyoto was a bitter disappointed fan boy, having rubbed his penis down to a NUb whacking off to his favorite porn chicks, and then when THAT was no longer enough, he started stalking them at all the various adult industry shows.

And try as he might, Kyoto NEVER could get past CLUB Jenna Security, he NEVER Could get a porn chick to have dinner with him, or hang out in his hotel room, or go shopping with him, or invite him into her apartment for drinks and pills, etc.

And then along came Burg And boyo boyo was kyoto cat pissed. He ranted and hissed and dug his claws into the drapes Smelly Monkey installed in the Cage, and tried to upstage and upset me, claiming I was DOING what he was doing (Stalking) when it came to porn chicks. But with every dinner, every sleepover, every party I went to with my favorite porn chicks, he just barfed up more and more furballs.

What was the difference? I didnt want to, nor did I try to have sex with any of them, or talk about PORN with them. Thusly, as Gia asks Stevie Why "WHICH porn chicks have you banged"? I can compile a decent list of porn chicks I HAVE NOT BANGED, if u catch my meaning.
And lo and behold, when all was said and done, Burglar discovered one thing: As much as we (I) make fun of porn and porn whores in general HERE at XPT, I found that in real life, one on one, most of them are just standard chicks with no souls and typical needs and traits of any other girl you'd meet.

Now, please note that when I say above that "I didnt want to bang/have sex" with the porn chicks I met, it is a relative statement.....OF COURSE, deep down inside, when i am sitting with a Christie Lee on my Hotel Bed drinking Red Ale and watching movies and laughing, a part of me is always thinking and preparing JUST IN CASE; Smoking Pot in my room with Jordan Fleiss, the edginess and attraction is there; getting my shoulders massaged by Isabel ICe, your body does react a little; watching Baby Gia eat Bunless Burgers, you cant help but briefly imagine her gobbling your load while looking at you with her gorgeous eyes and saying filthy things! It's all about control, and projection and personal Countenance. I wont even mention the thoughts I had when Mia Rose sat in my lap and Vin snapped a picture....that was 24 seconds of heavenly sin no one else knows about.

But hey, if you guys have the urge, and have the chance (or means, i.e. MONEY) go ahead and fuck your favorite porn chick. But if you are friends with her, think twice....do you want to potentially jeopardize your Dork-whore relationship for 15 minutes of pleasure followed by awkwardness and angst? As much as I might want to see my reproductive fluids hit the back of Gia's throat and cover her tongue....she is just wayyy too interesting and cool as a friend to risk for 1 brief moment of splooge heaven....now if it were for 10 brief moments of splooge heaven....
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