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#384401 - 12/27/08 05:29 PM
Burger King selling meat-scented body spray
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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http://fastfood.freedomblogging.com/2008/12/15/burger-king-selling-meat-scented-body-spray/9122/"The nation’s No. 2 burger chain (NYSE:BKC) debuted this week “Flame,” a new men’s body spray that sports a hint of “flame-broiled” meat. Yes, this is a legit item the chain is selling online via Ricky’s, a New York-based costume retailer." Apparently Panzie's got the ear of a BK executive...
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#384402 - 12/27/08 05:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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What does he do with all the other cheap cologne his amassed??
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#384405 - 12/27/08 06:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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"I received my Flame cologne 3 days ago...the last 72 hours have been amazing. As soon as it arrived I decided to spritz my neck with a tiny sampling before heading out to do some grocery shopping. At first I thought it was coincidence...I saw two different ladies in the produce area tilt their head back as their eyebrows raised, then slowly, slowly lowered. Then again, in the deli, a gaze of familar wonderment overcame a female patron as I stood next to her as she oogled the $8.99/lb. roast beef. Ten minutes later, at the fresh meat counter, I bumped into Betty... As she asked the butcher for a 16 oz. porterhouse, she must have "sensed" me... She said "Hi", nostrils flared. Needless to say, the ground chuck wasnt the only grinding going on this night... Thanks BK!!!"
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#384406 - 12/27/08 06:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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Long Island, NY grocery stores are going to be jumping like Plato's Retreat in the 70's!
Panzie's mother's gonna find her fourth husband once she get's a whiff of 'dat BK Flame!
The next morning, instead of getting a plate of black beans, Panzie's gonna be asked to be best man and give away his momma bride!
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#384407 - 12/27/08 08:29 PM
Re: Burger King selling meat-scented body spray
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That’s what you get for having your corporate HQ so close to MIA.....they have been baking in the Florida sun, can’t hear well due to jet aircraft departures and arrivals and then breathing in all that shitty air emanating from the airport.
oh and dont forget this-
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#384411 - 12/28/08 04:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Quote:
"I received my Flame cologne 3 days ago...the last 72 hours have been amazing. As soon as it arrived I decided to spritz my neck with a tiny sampling before heading out to do some grocery shopping. At first I thought it was coincidence...I saw two different ladies in the produce area tilt their head back as their eyebrows raised, then slowly, slowly lowered. Then again, in the deli, a gaze of familar wonderment overcame a female patron as I stood next to her as she oogled the $8.99/lb. roast beef. Ten minutes later, at the fresh meat counter, I bumped into Betty... As she asked the butcher for a 16 oz. porterhouse, she must have "sensed" me... She said "Hi", nostrils flared. Needless to say, the ground chuck wasnt the only grinding going on this night... Thanks BK!!!"
Loop, normally you would mention the source of your post. Seeing that this one is lacking a source, may I assume that this is your own personal experience? 
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#384413 - 12/28/08 06:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I am a little concerned that no one involved in this project has ever noticed that flies(as well as anything else that has more than four legs) are attracted to the smell of meat.
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#384415 - 12/31/08 08:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Again, evidence that Panzie has the ear of a B.K. executive.
The original working title was "Eau du Parents' Basement."
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#384416 - 12/31/08 08:17 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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The only real use for this cologne I can see is as a gift for PETA members.
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#384417 - 12/31/08 08:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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Or as a training mechanism for pit bulls in Long Island, NY to make Panzie's trip from the basement to the bus stop more aerobic...
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