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#384042 - 12/27/08 01:13 PM The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Mark_J Offline
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Posts: 2058


Ever scan a group photo and the first thing you do is decide who you'd have sex with? "Yes - No - Maybe". We've all done it on myspace. Maybe your girlfriend is showing you photos from her trip "blah blah blah," explaining who everyone in the photos are and how much fun everyone had petting the Iguanas, but you're busy in your head "No, No, Yes, No, Hell Yes."

If you have a group photo of interest, please post it along with your "Yes", "No", or any other rating, going from left to right.

If you need ideas, try http://images.google.com with SafeSearch off.


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#384043 - 12/27/08 01:34 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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Nice idea Mark. I do this on occasions. More than I’d like to admit probably.
As for the girls in your picture, I’d like to say yes straight across the board. But if I had to choose just one it would be the brunette next to you “fuck yes girl”

I’ll try to find some pics for this thread…..
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#384044 - 12/27/08 02:11 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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Ever scan a group photo and the first thing you do is decide who you'd have sex with? "Yes - No - Maybe". We've all done it on myspace.




Brandon, when have you ever said no to any skank?






CLICKY




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#384045 - 12/27/08 06:53 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Mark_J Offline
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#384046 - 12/27/08 06:58 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
How do you guys rate this one?



For me: (left to right)

No, I don't care how much you swear you're female.
No, you look like you never shut up - not even for a photo.
No, grow your hair out, you look like your brother.
Yes, let's talk.

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#384047 - 12/27/08 07:04 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
How about this one?



No.
Yes, yes yes!
Yes, what the hell! Throw those legs up on my shoulders grandma.
Yes.
No. How did Meatloaf get in that pic?

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#384048 - 12/27/08 07:04 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Anonymous
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Quote:

How do you guys rate this one?




You've had worse:


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#384049 - 12/27/08 07:12 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Man, that pig picture I added the lettering to has delicious staying power...

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#384050 - 12/27/08 07:17 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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It's still the most attractive thing associated with Brandon's name.

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#384051 - 12/27/08 07:23 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Havasu trip:



Yes.
Yes, but I'll tell you upfront I don't have any meth.
No. But only by a hair.
Yes.

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#384052 - 12/27/08 08:24 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
LouCypher Offline
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Quote:


Ever scan a group photo and the first thing you do is decide who you'd have sex with? "Yes - No - Maybe".




That's exactly how I pass the time in airports or at conventions. I fire up the ipod, grab a coffee, kick back, and rate the wimminz.
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#384053 - 12/27/08 08:36 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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Quote:

How do you guys rate this one?



For me: (left to right)

No, I don't care how much you swear you're female.
No, you look like you never shut up - not even for a photo.
No, grow your hair out, you look like your brother.
Yes, let's talk.




1 and 3 are dyke sisters/cock blockers. 2 I'd bend over and dry fuck till she called me king. 4 listens to REM and Morrissey. I'd like to shit in her hair and wash it out with my piss.
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#384055 - 12/27/08 08:55 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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Quote:

Havasu trip:


Yes.
Yes, but I'll tell you upfront I don't have any meth.
No. But only by a hair.
Yes.




NOOO!!!!11!!!

4 is a horseface posuer. 3 is wheres it's at.



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#384056 - 12/27/08 09:04 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Icetech Offline
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Quote:

How about this one?



Nancy mckeon was one of my first crushes... i still think shes cute as hell

And this thread has some great natural titties!!! Down with fake titties! (unless the old ones were horrifc pancake titties....)





BTW.. i thought i was the only one that did that.. watch a porn and try to rate which girl you would fuck in it... which in reality would be all...


Edited by Icetech (12/27/08 09:08 PM)
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#384057 - 12/27/08 09:31 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Mark_J Offline
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Posts: 2058
Quote:


Nancy mckeon was one of my first crushes... i still think shes cute as hell



Coincidentally Lisa Welchel (Blair - the blonde) was my first crush. I used to have dreams about that girl. Too funny.

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#384058 - 12/27/08 11:50 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Steezo Offline
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#384059 - 12/27/08 11:59 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
tattypatty Offline
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Posts: 7599
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Quote:

How do you guys rate this one?



For me: (left to right)


No, I don't care how much you swear you're female.
No, you look like you never shut up - not even for a photo.
No, grow your hair out, you look like your brother.
Yes, let's talk.


If 3 has her hair in a ponytail, i would fucking punish her: Finger up her ass, then jammed in her hot mouth, full-on slaps in the face etc....
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#384060 - 12/28/08 12:34 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Anonymous
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Quote:

Quote:

How do you guys rate this one?



For me: (left to right)


No, I don't care how much you swear you're female.
No, you look like you never shut up - not even for a photo.
No, grow your hair out, you look like your brother.
Yes, let's talk.


If 3 has her hair in a ponytail, i would fucking punish her: Finger up her ass, then jammed in her hot mouth, full-on slaps in the face etc....






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#384061 - 12/28/08 12:36 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Havasu trip:



Yes.
Yes, but I'll tell you upfront I don't have any meth.
No. But only by a hair.
Yes.




I am soooo not that picky....

I want them all....

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#384062 - 12/28/08 05:39 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

How do you guys rate this one?




You've had worse:






Hahahahahaha! My pig is famous! Somehow I'm prouder of this than I suspect fathers of pornwhores to be.

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#384063 - 12/28/08 06:50 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
the unknown pervert Offline
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Posts: 5186
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Quote:

How do you guys rate this one?








If this was a video Daily Double my answer would be "What do you get when you cross the Bangles with the Indigo Girls (with Jane Wieldin sitting in on bass)?"
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#384064 - 12/28/08 08:10 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Havasu trip:


Yes.
Yes, but I'll tell you upfront I don't have any meth.
No. But only by a hair.
Yes.




NOOO!!!!11!!!

4 is a horseface posuer. 3 is wheres it's at.






I agree with Lou on #3.

I'm sure #2 is diseased.

Jury's out on 4 until the glasses come off.
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#384065 - 12/28/08 08:18 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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#384066 - 12/28/08 10:14 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795


I kind of like the goofy expression on the one in the middle. I have a bunch of these shots but am finding most of my archive is way too big to post. I'll work on resizing...


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#384067 - 12/28/08 10:17 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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#384068 - 12/28/08 10:18 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
Same girls from the first pic I posted in this thread.


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#384069 - 12/28/08 10:30 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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#384070 - 12/28/08 10:32 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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#384071 - 12/28/08 10:33 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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#384072 - 12/28/08 10:34 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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#384073 - 12/28/08 10:35 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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#384074 - 12/28/08 10:40 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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This count as a group?


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#384075 - 12/28/08 10:45 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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#384076 - 12/28/08 10:50 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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#384077 - 12/28/08 10:57 AM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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#384078 - 12/28/08 01:31 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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Quote:






very nice


FULL HOUSE...

the two on the side 4 sure......why....knee pads......you just know that....they could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!


Andy Stitzer: I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it.

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#384079 - 12/28/08 01:35 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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Quote:



I kind of like the goofy expression on the one in the middle. I have a bunch of these shots but am finding most of my archive is way too big to post. I'll work on resizing...





the one to the left...I would categorically deny ever thinking about wood around that beast.....unless there were several paper bags nearby.

what I am trying to say is....she got nice tits!

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#384080 - 12/28/08 01:40 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Anonymous
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Quote:






this group may be too athletic and may need a week of fast food prep before missionary position was attempted. Not somalia skinny....just you must be at least this weight to ride this ride.

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#384081 - 12/28/08 01:41 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Anonymous
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Quote:






razor requirement......

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#384082 - 12/28/08 01:43 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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Loc: fortified
|. russian

||. sketches

|||. panzy?



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#384083 - 12/28/08 04:03 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
freestylah Offline
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Loc: The 4th International
^^

@conq
Nice pictures. Where did you find them? All on *.ru sites?
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#384084 - 12/28/08 04:38 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
IWAdult Offline
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Loc: Somewhere in the middle
The first two on the left are the on ones for me.
The girl in the middle in yellow is dying to be Paris Hilton.
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#384085 - 12/28/08 04:42 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
IWAdult Offline
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Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
Quote:

How do you guys rate this one?



For me: (left to right)

No, I don't care how much you swear you're female.
No, you look like you never shut up - not even for a photo.
No, grow your hair out, you look like your brother.
Yes, let's talk.




The girl on the right is hot. Are the two with short hair boys?
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#384086 - 12/28/08 04:47 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
IWAdult Offline
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Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
Quote:

Quote:

Havasu trip:


Yes.
Yes, but I'll tell you upfront I don't have any meth.
No. But only by a hair.
Yes.




NOOO!!!!11!!!

4 is a horseface posuer. 3 is wheres it's at.






Agreed Lou, agreed. No. 3 kind of looks like Neve Campbell to me. So I’d certainly hit that.
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#384087 - 12/28/08 04:53 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Quote:

The girl on the right is hot. Are the two with short hair boys?





No. And, they don't sleep with boys either.
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#384088 - 12/28/08 05:01 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
IWAdult Offline
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Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
Quote:

Quote:



I kind of like the goofy expression on the one in the middle. I have a bunch of these shots but am finding most of my archive is way too big to post. I'll work on resizing...





the one to the left...I would categorically deny ever thinking about wood around that beast.....unless there were several paper bags nearby.

what I am trying to say is....she got nice tits!




It looks like these chicks are sitting in a giant suitcase.
I’d fuck them but never tell anyone.
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#384089 - 12/28/08 05:09 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
IWAdult Offline
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Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
Quote:

Quote:






razor requirement......




Agreed. I’d hit all of them but there would be some serious shaving or waxing going on before I ate ‘em.
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#384090 - 12/28/08 05:46 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
Bluecipher Offline
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#384091 - 12/28/08 05:52 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Havasu trip:


Yes.
Yes, but I'll tell you upfront I don't have any meth.
No. But only by a hair.
Yes.




NOOO!!!!11!!!

4 is a horseface posuer. 3 is wheres it's at.






Agreed Lou, agreed. No. 3 kind of looks like Neve Campbell to me. So I’d certainly hit that.




Agreed Iw. That and the fact she's got the best smile and her bikini is low slung like a gun fighter. She's in it to win it.
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#384092 - 12/28/08 06:49 PM Re: The Group Shot Olympics - Yes No Yes
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Nope. The second one has the best body and face. Right after I make her get that crap lasered off her.
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