Easiest way to get faster service in the Emergency Room is to wear khakis or jeans and a dark jacket, print out this logo and tape it to your clothing:



You wouldn't believe how fast the crowd thins out!


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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!