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i am not a jewelry person. i desperately needed a new apron... i wear them all day, every day...no lube, ever!




A woman who doesn't want jewelry?? Any chance you'd like to leave your husband. I can afford aprons


it's pretty and all, but i already have all the jewelry i'll ever wear, and i wear it all the time. engagement/wedding rings, solitaire earrings that i got forever ago, and one of those circle pendant necklaces (gia snorts) because it reminds me of genesis skye's gaping asshole. gapes are forever!
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