12 Nigga Moments
11 cheap watches
10 bath gels
9 $1 boxer briefs
8-hour shift at Burger King
7 enema tank sketches
6 dodgy vitamin supplements
5 $8 dress shirts
4 plates of black beans
3 $1 neckties
2 bottles of Zakusan mustard
and...


1 dinner with the parents at the Olive Garden
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"My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.