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#383705 - 12/25/08 08:14 PM
Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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12 Nigga Moments
11 cheap watches
10 bath gels
9 $1 boxer briefs
8-hour shift at Burger King
7 enema tank sketches
6 dodgy vitamin supplements
5 $8 dress shirts
4 plates of black beans
3 $1 neckties
2 bottles of Zakusan mustard
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1 dinner with the parents at the Olive Garden
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#383706 - 12/25/08 08:17 PM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Where is Mr. Personality this evening? Is he still waiting for his non-existent gifts to arrive, like Linus in the pumpkin patch?
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#383707 - 12/25/08 08:32 PM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Isn't Panzer a jew?
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#383708 - 12/25/08 08:37 PM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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When has that ever stopped him from trying to get something for nothing? Remember when he tried getting Kwanzaa gifts?
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#383709 - 12/25/08 08:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I forgot about that.
Hope you have a happy Kwanzaa, Alex.
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#383712 - 12/26/08 04:24 PM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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You will see the non-porno section of this forum full of his entries. He specializes in engineering drawings of sadistic torture devices, enema tanks, enema bunkers, pictures of black beans and barely edible food, and pictures of the detritus he buys - cheap cologne, books on T-34 tanks, etc. His fixation with enemas and bunkers makes him a likely candidate for the Sick Fuck mantle Josef Fritzl left behind when he got caught (Fritzl imprisoned his daughter and raped her for 24 years, fathering seven children by her). I think the only thing holding him back is budgetary concerns. 
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#383716 - 12/26/08 06:43 PM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Yes, but it's not wise to feed the trolls.
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#383717 - 12/27/08 06:20 AM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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He will "troll out" in different threads by inserting weird commentary, weirder even than mine. I wonder if he is the troll with the anti-porn message in the main chat.
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#383718 - 12/27/08 08:24 AM
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Nah. If it was him, they'd all be about enemas and dirty assholes.
Besides, Panzer has no vested interest in constantly reminding us that Brandon fucks chicks "Half His Age."
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#383720 - 12/27/08 08:55 AM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Damn, we woke up the troll. 
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#383721 - 12/27/08 09:11 AM
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Damn, we woke up the troll.
I just did a random name search of my name and found this thread. I do it more frequently on ADT to see what kind of bad things they talk about me there.
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#383723 - 12/27/08 10:19 AM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Let me assure you, Alex, that you're still a household name over there. From my own personal experience in the last few days.
Keep posting, mate!
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#383724 - 12/27/08 10:53 AM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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In order to thwart Panzer's searches for his own name, let us now refer to him as Uncle Vanya, BabushkaKiller, or the more appropriate EnemaSlave.
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#383725 - 12/27/08 11:02 AM
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In order to thwart Panzer's searches for his own name, let us now refer to him as Uncle Vanya, BabushkaKiller, or the more appropriate EnemaSlave.
We do the same thing for He Who Cannot Get Wood. But fer fuck's sake don't post it where he can see it. 
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#383726 - 12/27/08 12:24 PM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Oh dear. Panzer's Christmas Hampers."American foods 'TO DIE FOR'."
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#383728 - 12/28/08 09:17 AM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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I thought they kicked you off ADT Panzer?
And who is so narcissistic and/or insecure they have to search their name on a message board to see if people are talking about them. Strange indeed.
I even save the quotes.
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#383730 - 12/28/08 09:33 AM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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What cheap cologne? Why everyone says cheap cologne? If I bought it for cheap it doesn't mean that the actual product is cheap, I just try to find the best price, because, why should I pay more when I can pay less? Over 90% of the colognes that I have are popular and highly rated/reviewed.
Guapo posted your review of Hummer cologne in the latest purchast thread. That's the only 'hummer' you're ever gonna get, pal. And you still had to pay for it....
What kind of name is Guapo? Sounds like somekind of a muppet or a plush toy.
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#383731 - 12/28/08 09:42 AM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Porn Jesus
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Guapo means "handsome/good looking" in Spanish.
I'm not a native speaker so it probably has some meanings I've never heard of.
EDIT: Enema bag jewelry. You seen this stuff Alex?
Edited by conquistador (12/28/08 09:54 AM)
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#383732 - 12/28/08 10:14 AM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Guapo means "handsome/good looking" in Spanish.
Well, don't know about Spain but here on XPT it mean bag of turd.
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#383735 - 12/28/08 03:55 PM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Crocodile wrote: Quote:
Omar Latif?
yessir? how can i be from service?
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#383738 - 12/29/08 09:37 PM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Panzer you should do a video blog too talking about your purchases and enemas of mass destruction, you can be a internet celebrity
something like the Alex Panzer show
I thought about this too, I have a bunch of great ideas. But the thing is that I am short on funds for this kind of thing.
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#383739 - 12/29/08 10:00 PM
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maybe you can ebay off your 32 of each useless thing to buy a video camera.
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#383740 - 12/29/08 10:19 PM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Porn Jesus
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Panzer you should do a video blog too talking about your purchases and enemas of mass destruction, you can be a internet celebrity
something like the Alex Panzer show
I thought about this too, I have a bunch of great ideas. But the thing is that I am short on funds for this kind of thing.
a nice webcam and a youtube account, is not expensive
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#383742 - 12/30/08 06:31 AM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Panzer you should do a video blog too talking about your purchases and enemas of mass destruction, you can be a internet celebrity
something like the Alex Panzer show
I thought about this too, I have a bunch of great ideas. But the thing is that I am short on funds for this kind of thing.
a nice webcam and a youtube account, is not expensive
I got a youtube account, but I won't post pics of vids with my face in it. I prefer that no one knows how I look like.
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#383743 - 12/30/08 06:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Don't you think it's a little late to be worried about people seeing your face?
I just needed to google for a few minutes before finding your name and photo. You think others haven't figured this out?
Community Member Alexander G's Photo.net profile
EDIT: It should be noted that if you care about privacy you have a bizarre way of showing it. Your photo.net profile has your real name on it and your photo. (I censored your name out of my post so people would actually have to give your photo page some traffic if they wanted to find out what the G stands for).
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#383744 - 12/30/08 08:15 AM
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If I remember correctly, Panzer posted pictures of himself (including his mug) some months ago and only later edited the face on newer pics. By the way, very decent pics.
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#383745 - 12/30/08 09:16 AM
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Panzer you should do a video blog too talking about your purchases and enemas of mass destruction, you can be a internet celebrity
something like the Alex Panzer show
I thought about this too, I have a bunch of great ideas. But the thing is that I am short on funds for this kind of thing.
a nice webcam and a youtube account, is not expensive
I got a youtube account, but I won't post pics of vids with my face in it. I prefer that no one knows how I look like.
you can use a mask alex, like machine in 8mm
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#383747 - 12/30/08 09:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I like the girl at the piano as well. I can't imagine photoshopping a picture for 12 hours though.
EDIT: Oops I got the time wrong:
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Mostly I did a lot of retouching, took 9 hrs of photoshoping but the results are to my likings.
Edited by conquistador (12/30/08 09:39 AM)
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#383752 - 12/30/08 03:10 PM
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And he couldn't sneak up on her. She'd smell the kraut and Polish ketchup a mile away ...
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#383754 - 12/30/08 04:40 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Don't you think it's a little late to be worried about people seeing your face?
I just needed to google for a few minutes before finding your name and photo. You think others haven't figured this out?
Community Member Alexander G's Photo.net profile
EDIT: It should be noted that if you care about privacy you have a bizarre way of showing it. Your photo.net profile has your real name on it and your photo. (I censored your name out of my post so people would actually have to give your photo page some traffic if they wanted to find out what the G stands for).
Yeah, that's me and the old photo of me. In the future there won't be any mugshots of my face.
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#383756 - 12/30/08 04:52 PM
Re: Alex Panzer's Twelve Days of Christmas
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Tranny Whisperer
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Community Member Alexander G's Photo.net profile
I'll take "Mia at The Piano" for the win, Alexander.
Thanks, that is one of my favorite photos too. It looks really nice at 11x14 size. Here I found the original shot and made the before-after composition:
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