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#383537 - 12/25/08 05:59 AM Burg's X-mas Wish
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Yeah yeah, others have a x-mas thread, but I wanted my own. I wish EVERYONE a fucking great holiday season....here is the GREATEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER, as my gift to you, hopefully a few of you like the KINKS:

When I was small I believed in santa claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at christmas
Open my presents and Id be glad

But the last time I played father christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor

They said:
Father christmas, give us some money
Dont mess around with those silly toys.
Well beat you up if you dont hand it over
We want your bread so dont make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Dont give my brother a steve austin outfit
Dont give my sister a cuddly toy
We dont want a jigsaw or monopoly money
We only want the real mccoy

Father christmas, give us some money
Well beat you up if you make us annoyed
Father christmas, give us some money
Dont mess around with those silly toys

But give my daddy a job cause he needs one
Hes got lots of mouths to feed
But if youve got one, Ill have a machine gun
So I can scare all the kids down the street

Father christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
Well beat you up if you dont hand it over
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Have yourself a merry merry christmas
Have yourself a good time
But remember the kids who got nothin
While youre drinkin down your wine

Father christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
Well beat you up if you dont hand it over
We want your bread, so dont make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Some tards in a funny video, with the REAL song as Audio...enjoy
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#383538 - 12/25/08 07:46 AM Re: Burg's X-mas Wish
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Merry Christmas daBurg!

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#383539 - 12/25/08 10:22 AM Re: Burg's X-mas Wish
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Merry Christmas! I sent you a pic last night of some Christmas bears in a sled.
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#383540 - 12/25/08 02:23 PM Re: Burg's X-mas Wish
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Have a Merry, DaB!!
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#383541 - 12/25/08 02:29 PM Re: Burg's X-mas Wish
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Merry XXX-Mas! Burgman

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