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#383515 - 12/24/08 08:07 PM Some Christmas Music
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#383516 - 12/24/08 08:35 PM Re: Some Christmas Music
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It's just not Christmas if I don't listen to these songs.

Dean Martin Jingle Bells

Dean Marin Silver Bells

Lou Monte Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey





anything from sinatra, elvis or sammy davis....starting off with the candyman and ending with elvis coming back on stage to See See Rider.

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#383517 - 12/24/08 08:50 PM Re: Some Christmas Music
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The Top 40 Christmas Albums by Paul Grein in Chart Watch


1. Elvis Presley, Elvis' Christmas Album, 12,000,000.

2. Kenny G, Miracles--The Holiday Album, 7,206,000.

3. Mannheim Steamroller, A Fresh Aire Christmas, 6,000,000.

4. Mannheim Steamroller, Mannheim Steamroller Christmas, 6,000,000.

5. Celine Dion, These Are Special Times, 5,022,000.

6. Barbra Streisand, A Christmas Album, 5,000,000.

7. Johnny Mathis, Merry Christmas, 5,000,000.

8. Mariah Carey, Merry Christmas, 4,937,000.

9. Josh Groban, Noel, 4,059,000.

10. Various Artists, A Very Special Christmas, 4,000,000.

11. Bing Crosby, White Christmas, 4,000,000.

12. Mannheim Steamroller, Christmas In The Aire, 3,698,000.

13. Various Artists, Now That's What I Call Christmas! 3,315,000.

14. Harry Connick Jr., When My Heart Finds Christmas, 3,015,000.

15. Vince Guaraldi Trio, A Charlie Brown Christmas, 3,000,000.

16. George Winston, December, 3,000,000.

17. Elvis Presley, Elvis Sings The Wonderful World Of Christmas, 3,000,000.

18. Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Christmas Eve And Other Stories, 2,821,000.

19. Kenny G, Faith--A Holiday Album, 2,742,000.

20. Mannheim Steamroller, Christmas Extraordinaire, 2,707,000.

21. Garth Brooks, Beyond The Season, 2,649,000.

22. Amy Grant, Home For Christmas, 2,651,000.

23. *NSYNC, Home For Christmas, 2,641,000.

24. Nat "King" Cole, The Christmas Song, 2,336,000.

25. Various Artists, A Very Special Christmas 2, 2,168,000.

26. Reba McEntire, Merry Christmas To You, 2,000,000.

27. George Strait, Merry Christmas Strait To You!, 2,000,000.

28. Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton, Once Upon A Christmas, 2,000,000.

29. Alabama, Christmas, 2,000,000.

30. Anne Murray, Christmas Wishes, 2,000,000.

31. John Denver, Rocky Mountain Christmas, 2,000,000.

32. Kenny Rogers, Christmas, 2,000,000.

33. New Kids On The Block, Merry, Merry Christmas, 2,000,000.

34. Neil Diamond, The Christmas Album, 1,897,000.

35. Vince Gill, Let There Be Peace On Earth, 1,766,000.

36. Boyz II Men, Christmas Interpretations, 1,756,000.

37. Carpenters, Christmas Portrait, 1,690,000.

38. Trans-Siberian Orchestra, The Lost Christmas Eve, 1,664,000.

39 Charlotte Church, Dream A Dream, 1,630,000.

40. Trans-Siberian Orchestra, The Christmas Attic, 1,521,000.



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#383518 - 12/24/08 08:57 PM Re: Some Christmas Music
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Wow Darrah, great contribution to this thread!

The way you copy and paste things from elsewhere is extremely interesting.

Here's my contribution: Ramones-- Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight)


Fear -- "Fuck Christmas".

And fuck you, Darrah. Occasionally I think that Panzer is the biggest loser I have ever encountered online, then I remember you.
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#383519 - 12/24/08 09:07 PM Re: Some Christmas Music
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We are Santa's elves.
We play with ourselves.
We're all gay, but it's OK,
'cause we are Santa's elves.

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#383520 - 12/24/08 09:18 PM Re: Some Christmas Music
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About 10:45 tonight I saw Cartman sing, "Kyle's mom is a bitch," that is as good as it gets for me.

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#383521 - 12/24/08 09:45 PM Re: Some Christmas Music
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Quote:

Wow Darrah, great contribution to this thread!

The way you copy and paste things from elsewhere is extremely interesting.

Here's my contribution: Ramones-- Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight)


Fear -- "Fuck Christmas".

And fuck you, Darrah. Occasionally I think that Panzer is the biggest loser I have ever encountered online, then I remember you.




You're in a chipper mood this morning on this Christ's "birthday". Now here I contribute something on topic and I still get ridiculed. No matter what I do I'm ridiculed. Even on posting a picture of Jennifer Tilly as the hottest woman over 50. You fuckers just make me want to spread more joy on this board that I'll continue being a fucking cunt because it will bring me joy knowing that many of you will just hate your time on here even more. Happy fucking Christmas!



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#383522 - 12/24/08 11:02 PM Re: Some Christmas Music
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It's just not Christmas if I don't listen to these songs.

Lou Monte Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey




Excellent call. (The song, not the video.)

On a side note, driving home from my brother's house this evening I tuned the radio to some station playing Christmas music and this was about the second song they played.



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#383523 - 12/25/08 12:49 AM Re: Some Christmas Music
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this was about the second song they played.






Been stuck in my head all day.


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Fear -- "Fuck Christmas"





Ned... just...


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You're in a chipper mood this morning on this Christ's "birthday". Now here I contribute something on topic and I still get ridiculed. No matter what I do I'm ridiculed. Even on posting a picture of Jennifer Tilly as the hottest woman over 50. You fuckers just make me want to spread more joy on this board that I'll continue being a fucking cunt because it will bring me joy knowing that many of you will just hate your time on here even more. Happy fucking Christmas!






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#383524 - 12/25/08 08:33 AM Re: Some Christmas Music
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Quote:

Quote:

It's just not Christmas if I don't listen to these songs.

Lou Monte Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey




Excellent call. (The song, not the video.)

On a side note, driving home from my brother's house this evening I tuned the radio to some station playing Christmas music and this was about the second song they played.




During the brief time I worked at a radio station, I would play that and The Kinks "Father Christmas" but since it was before the days of easily downloading songs of the net I never got to play this.

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#383525 - 12/25/08 11:18 AM Re: Some Christmas Music
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I hate Christmas music, but if I had to listen to it, I'd probably pick this:

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#383526 - 12/25/08 05:24 PM Re: Some Christmas Music
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Christmas In My Pants by the Folk Brothers. It's almost completely impossible to find. But well worth it if you do.

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#383527 - 12/25/08 05:44 PM Re: Some Christmas Music
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I've always enjoyed, "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas." Tons of covers to choose from.
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#383528 - 12/26/08 07:12 AM Re: Some Christmas Music
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About 15 years out of date but still one of my favorites.
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