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#383488 - 12/24/08 06:31 PM Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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Be honest. Who here is re-gifting and what is it? What are you giving that was meant for you? Who is it from and who now is the lucky recipient? Is it for financial reasons or out of spite? Do tell. DISH!!!!
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#383489 - 12/24/08 06:39 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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Couple of shitty bottles of wine is going to family. Only reason is, they drink wine, I do not...
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#383490 - 12/24/08 06:47 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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I don't get enough gifts to regift.

I tell everyone to consult my 100-odd item Amazon Wish List.

Somehow my sister manages to get me Simpsons Season 11 without realizing that I need Simpsons 1-10.

Also, someone sent me a knife-sharpening kit* anonymously, so I have to ask people about it, trying to ascertain if I should get them a "New Years Gift" to compensate.

*-Spyderco Triangle Sharpmaker
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#383491 - 12/24/08 07:57 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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Like my friends, I have a Cindy* closet. We have someone who is absolutely Christmas crazy, she buys everyone about a dozen Spencer Gifts type of things that I have a closet full of. But she puts out great eats, and makes and gives kick ass tie-dyed tee shirts, so we play along. When I sell this pile of sticks and head off into the sunset in the RV in about 4 years, I'm gonna dump the Cindy* closet big time on my niece.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

*name changed
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#383492 - 12/24/08 08:28 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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this goes out to anyone who gets these no class presents...fucking fruit cake. i send that shit back to them every year....no there are OLD folks....and i guess this shit was cool in "there day"......

but I wrote a letter to the predident elect and told him....the first executive order that he sould make is outlawing these distguisting pieces of garbage.

and by the way....do get too into the psychology of that being MY gift.....he orders in bulk...for the family discount.

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#383493 - 12/24/08 09:04 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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I've never regifted per se, but when I worked for the internet design company you were required to bring in gifts you were given and didn't like.

They then distributed numbers and each person got to take something that was brought in.

The women in the office had a name for this ... I have no idea what it was ... but they were odd and obsessed with "Sex and the City", so I paid little attention to them unless they were wearing short skirts or something see-thru.

I brought in a bunch of crap I got over the years. It was great since some of our morons forgot to bring stuff in ... with my crap there was much to go around.

In short, most of my stuff was the first stuff chosen. I guess they were good presents after all. Just not good for me.
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#383494 - 12/24/08 09:37 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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Wine, but not maliciously. I had a bottle of WolfBlass (meh) that was a 40th bday gift. I had to go pick doggie up at my ex's and give her a little gift (American Apparel knee-highs) and she was lamenting on how she had no vino for dinner tomorrow. So I just wrapped it up and gave it to her with the socks...
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#383495 - 12/25/08 03:24 AM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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I dont do that, but i dont blame people who do. Generally the only shit I will ever regret receiving are various gift baskets and foodstuffs. I give all that shit to the Homeless shelter in Hartford.

Gift cards people....I've taken to giving anyone I like and feel worthy of gifts a gift card or certificate from something or someplace with good, useful, nice shit. Or if its a close friend or relative, I give this piece of paper called a CHECK.
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#383496 - 12/25/08 07:56 AM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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Quote:

Be honest. Who here is re-gifting and what is it? What are you giving that was meant for you? Who is it from and who now is the lucky recipient? Is it for financial reasons or out of spite? Do tell. DISH!!!!




I would be happy with anything you gave me Gia! I would be like - Gia owned and actually touched this - it might even smell like you!

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#383497 - 12/25/08 09:03 AM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
oh i am
big time
i get so much useless crap
trinkets, gifts, whatnot
note to the guys: the strippers you bring flowers to always give them away to the other girls in the dressing room (but i keep one, and have a collection on my locker now )
the perfume we'll keep
never can have enough dirty whore scent on hand
the jewelery gets pawned or sold- our boyfriends dont like it when we wear stuff you bought for us
this year was hefty on gift cards- probably cause i put gift cards for everything from natural grocers to itunes on my wishlist and refer dudes to the wishlist when they ask what i want
so im regifting alot of gift cards
tacky huh?
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#383498 - 12/25/08 02:39 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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oh my god, the husband got me the best present EVER! Little House on the Prarie boxed set! 60 DVDs! all nine seasons plus three movies!!! it comes in a binder shaped like a covered wagon!! for real! i am so giving up the ass tonight!!! and me and gia need to have a sleepover now!!!



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#383499 - 12/25/08 02:47 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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that is sooo cute gigi!
i want iwant i want!
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#383500 - 12/25/08 02:50 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
Gigi Offline
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i know, right?

also, one of my fish had eighteen babies last night. fucking whores up in my tank! and my five year-old thinks santa brought them, aw.
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#383501 - 12/25/08 03:13 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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The only "Little House" episode I'd care to see again is the one where they live in that city and play a football game and throw the player for a touchdown against the local high-priced private school.
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#383502 - 12/25/08 04:42 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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Someone needs to come out with Little Whorehouse on the Prairie for Gigi.
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#383503 - 12/25/08 07:39 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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I re-gifted twice this Christmas.

First, I used the gram of ice I was given as a gift by this whore at the Hustler Club to lure another whore into blowing me. Second, I jammed the unwashed fingers I had previously had up the ass of the first whore into the mouth of the second whore.

Plus, I should note that over the last month, something odd has grown on my asshole and I am going to have it examined in a few days. If it's an anal wart, which I suspect it might be (but note -- no dude was involved in putting it there!), I hope I've re-gifted that as well.

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#383504 - 12/25/08 10:00 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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Quote:

Who here is re-gifting and what is it? What are you giving that was meant for you?




Just opened my shit this morning and there is nothing to be re-gifted. I have actually never re-gifted anything I ever received. I did get a big bottle of Vodka from a secret Santa and I hate Vodka but that's going to sit until somebody comes home and I ask them what they want to drink.
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#383505 - 12/26/08 02:20 AM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
gia jordan Offline
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i know, right?

also, one of my fish had eighteen babies last night. fucking whores up in my tank! and my five year-old thinks santa brought them, aw.




Your fish are the Duggars!!! K, when's the sleep over? I'll pretend I'm blind Mary and need to feel your chest to see if it's you, Laura, my sister.
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#383506 - 12/26/08 02:42 AM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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Be honest. Who here is re-gifting and what is it? What are you giving that was meant for you? Who is it from and who now is the lucky recipient? Is it for financial reasons or out of spite? Do tell. DISH!!!!




I don't think I've ever re-gifted in my entire life. I would feel hurt if I learned someone did that to a gift I gave them.
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#383507 - 12/26/08 01:21 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
pretty Offline
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ok i got a good one
i got regifted something i regifted last year! lol
i totally gave my aunt this scented oil diffuser thingy from bath and body works last christmas and got it back this year as my present hahhaahHA
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#383508 - 12/26/08 03:47 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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ok i got a good one
i got regifted something i regifted last year! lol
i totally gave my aunt this scented oil diffuser thingy from bath and body works last christmas and got it back this year as my present hahhaahHA




She gave you back your own gift?



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#383509 - 12/26/08 05:42 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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Quote:

ok i got a good one
i got regifted something i regifted last year! lol
i totally gave my aunt this scented oil diffuser thingy from bath and body works last christmas and got it back this year as my present hahhaahHA




She gave you back your own gift?








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#383510 - 12/26/08 05:49 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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yes
yes she did
shes never liked me much
and viceversa
im sure it was entirely deliberate
shes kinda a bitch

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#383511 - 12/26/08 05:51 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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I'd give her one of your videos! Once they are out.
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#383512 - 12/27/08 04:35 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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I tried to return this sweatshirt I got from my gay-ass brother for Xmas, but they told me it was 'final sale'. Anybody want it?



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#383513 - 12/27/08 10:40 PM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
gia jordan Offline
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^^^Jesus Christ that is hideous. All you need is a white Mercedes with rims.
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#383514 - 12/28/08 01:17 AM Re: Who here is re-gifting this Christmas?
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I tried to return this sweatshirt I got from my gay-ass brother for Xmas, but they told me it was 'final sale'. Anybody want it?





The Smithsonian Institution would probably love it for display
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