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i know, right?

also, one of my fish had eighteen babies last night. fucking whores up in my tank! and my five year-old thinks santa brought them, aw.



Your fish are the Duggars!!! K, when's the sleep over? I'll pretend I'm blind Mary and need to feel your chest to see if it's you, Laura, my sister.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K