I re-gifted twice this Christmas.

First, I used the gram of ice I was given as a gift by this whore at the Hustler Club to lure another whore into blowing me. Second, I jammed the unwashed fingers I had previously had up the ass of the first whore into the mouth of the second whore.

Plus, I should note that over the last month, something odd has grown on my asshole and I am going to have it examined in a few days. If it's an anal wart, which I suspect it might be (but note -- no dude was involved in putting it there!), I hope I've re-gifted that as well.