Like my friends, I have a Cindy* closet. We have someone who is absolutely Christmas crazy, she buys everyone about a dozen Spencer Gifts type of things that I have a closet full of. But she puts out great eats, and makes and gives kick ass tie-dyed tee shirts, so we play along. When I sell this pile of sticks and head off into the sunset in the RV in about 4 years, I'm gonna dump the Cindy* closet big time on my niece.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

*name changed