I don't get enough gifts to regift.

I tell everyone to consult my 100-odd item Amazon Wish List.

Somehow my sister manages to get me Simpsons Season 11 without realizing that I need Simpsons 1-10.

Also, someone sent me a knife-sharpening kit* anonymously, so I have to ask people about it, trying to ascertain if I should get them a "New Years Gift" to compensate.

*-Spyderco Triangle Sharpmaker