I am a full blown alcoholic, drunk 15 years, sober 18. I woke up one day in a dark room, no light, no money, nothing but a bed and a door. I stumbled out of this Okinawa whorehouse to be greeted by the brightest sunlight I have ever experienced. I woke up once on a bus stop in Panama City. The one in Panama. I've woke, looked outside because I knew I hit something, and there was the car, on the sidewalk, beat to hell. Turns out I was charged with hit and run, etc. I've woke up in jail, not knowing why or which jail. So, getting fucked is, well, maybe that happened, too, but I wish that was the worst of it.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy