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Because the punishment for a man drinking is a hangover



Actually, you're forgetting being permanent marker-ed with interesting words and/or odd designs, being super-glued to the rug, having your eyebrows shaved off and/or being tied to a noisy "chain" of empty beer cans/bottles [especially good at this time of year as an "homage" to "A Christmas Carol"].
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink