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#383321 - 12/24/08 10:33 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 77
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That'd be fun.
I'm going to the suns-spurs game with a girl I've never seen who may be a pig/bbw or maybe not. For sure, the game should be fun even if she's a disaster.
Friday, I'm getting right back into my work grind.
Will probably go to the Insight Bowl new year's eve as it's right down the block and should be a high scoring shootout and then maybe pop into a tittie bar or some incall after that. Unless my x-mas 'date' turns into something. Whoopdeedo!
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#383323 - 12/24/08 12:56 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
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Staying home alone... same as always...
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#383324 - 12/24/08 03:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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She was a cute whore in her prime, but I dread the idea of what she looks like today.
As for me, I'm driving to Jersey tonight for 3 days.
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#383327 - 12/24/08 08:26 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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wierd holiday
called the sugardaddy in the morning to say hey
got presents
tried work for a bit and decided against it since it was deader than a ghosttown- our customers today were literally, the "stinky unicorn man" a weekly visitor to the club who has this wierd unicorn horn like growth on his forhead and hes elderly and clearly doesnt wash
hes always looking for some dancer named iona that died like twelve years ago lol
oh and we had two uniformed MP's there just to make sure soldiers arent patronizing the joint
what dicks
so i split, did some shopping and had some falafel and came home to pack
im fuckin moving
fuck this state
love, pretty
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#383329 - 12/24/08 09:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#383330 - 12/24/08 09:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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El G seems a bit agitated.
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#383331 - 12/24/08 09:48 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
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im drunk hope to a bunch of ex convicts rape ryan knox and brandon irons for be a herpes fags and darah suck my fucking puerto rican cock you fucking cunt cindy loftus fat pig loser mother fucker son of a bitch
good night !    
The holidays always brings out the best in people. 
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#383333 - 12/24/08 10:00 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
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sometimes when i get drunk i turn a little bit violent
fuck you darrah-cindy duhrrah fucking cunt... your cunt have fleas
You people still think Cindi and I are the same? For fuck's sake! 
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#383334 - 12/24/08 10:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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sometimes when i get drunk i turn a little bit violent
fuck you darrah-cindy duhrrah fucking cunt... your cunt have fleas
You people still think Cindi and I are the same? For fuck's sake!
fuck your mother's heart with a black dildo
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#383335 - 12/24/08 11:37 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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I'm gonna drink 2 more beers tonight, and then see if Gia is trolling McCormick's in Palm Desert.
Wish me luck!!
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#383336 - 12/25/08 12:28 AM
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Anonymous
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sometimes when i get drunk i turn a little bit violent
fuck you darrah-cindy duhrrah fucking cunt... your cunt have fleas
Fucking priceless.   
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#383337 - 12/25/08 12:58 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I've been working all day and I'm still at it, though I'm now at my parents processing yesterday's shoot and half watching TV with my sister. I'm trying to get everything done before I fly out to England on Saturday.
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#383339 - 12/25/08 11:11 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Getting pleasantly fucked up, opening gifts, playing the Wii with the ball and chain, and the rest of the family until one of us passes out, and or breaks something...LOL.
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#383340 - 12/25/08 01:51 PM
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oh and we had two uniformed MP's there just to make sure soldiers arent patronizing the joint
Soldier's can't go to strip clubs?
John Candy mud-wrestling the strippers was the best scene in Stripes.
In military regulations under uniform regulations....it would be unbecoming and some shit. Especially if you were drinking.....I was stationed next to a naval base 4 years....enlisted personnel could come in just not in uniform.
While visiting DC I noticed a lot of UDUSSS coming into Camelot Show Bar. I don’t know why they were coming in other then to see some tail.....I used to call that place the pumpkin patch....due to the fact that no dancer had REAL breasts....and most were "stripper" enhanced.....
They snuck off base in Stripes….and you made the right call…..damn good scene!
Its right up there with…………………………..
Captain Stillman: [spying on female soldiers taking showers] I wish I was a loofah.
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#383341 - 12/25/08 01:52 PM
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Anonymous
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sometimes when i get drunk i turn a little bit violent
fuck you darrah-cindy duhrrah fucking cunt... your cunt have fleas
You people still think Cindi and I are the same? For fuck's sake!
Yes I think you have got the idea....stinky dinks!
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#383344 - 12/25/08 04:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Corn Huskers Lotion? Are you doing time with Lawrence Phillips?
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#383346 - 12/25/08 06:23 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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oh and we had two uniformed MP's there just to make sure soldiers arent patronizing the joint
Soldier's can't go to strip clubs?
John Candy mud-wrestling the strippers was the best scene in Stripes.
In military regulations under uniform regulations....it would be unbecoming and some shit. Especially if you were drinking.....I was stationed next to a naval base 4 years....enlisted personnel could come in just not in uniform.
While visiting DC I noticed a lot of UDUSSS coming into Camelot Show Bar. I don’t know why they were coming in other then to see some tail.....I used to call that place the pumpkin patch....due to the fact that no dancer had REAL breasts....and most were "stripper" enhanced.....
They snuck off base in Stripes….and you made the right call…..damn good scene!
Its right up there with…………………………..
Captain Stillman: [spying on female soldiers taking showers] I wish I was a loofah.
thats true- thats why it was wierd
sometimes, sure, uniformed guys used to come in, but not lately
lately, no soldiers whatsoever
the MP's told leslie they were there to make sure no soldiers came in
they mostly stayed outside and bullshitted, didnt buy dances, didnt tip didnt watch stage, but the tall one did buy me a redbull that got me out of house fee so that was cool
they were nice 
theres some rumor that every club here except tnt's is on some supposed "blacklist" for the afb, ft carson and all military in general
but remers right about the uniform thing- the soldiers are not supposed to be in there in uniform at all
i dont know how tightly thats controlled though as during summer, like in august? it was full of camoflage in there
just not anymore
so they must be crackin down on it- whether its for the uniform issue or not, i dont know
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#383348 - 12/25/08 07:04 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
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#383350 - 12/25/08 07:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
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Holiday (Bee Gees, 1967)
Ooh you're a holiday, such a holiday.
Ooh you're a holiday, such a holiday.
It's something I think's worthwhile,
if the puppet makes you smile,
if not then you're throwing stones,
throwing stones, throwing stones.
Ooh it's a funny game.
Don't believe that it's all the same.
Can't think what I've just said.
Put the soft pillow on my head.
Millions of eyes can see,
yet why am I so blind?
When the someone else is me
it's unkind, it's unkind.
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I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow
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#383351 - 12/26/08 02:22 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Flopsy ya Rock  star. 
That may have been funny if we didn't know that you were white as the urinal mint you've been payed to be. lol
Good Job Lou. Those Bukkake and Meth jokes just get funnier every time you use them.
Smokey (poll), Don't make me hurt your sister.
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#383352 - 12/26/08 09:18 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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I dont have a sister you limp dicked pissmop
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#383356 - 12/26/08 04:27 PM
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but the tall one did buy me a redbull that got me out of house fee so that was cool
Explain. I have no idea what you are talking about.
What's a house fee and how did this get you out of it?
its like stripper terminology....
"house fee"...the fee the dancers pay...the "house" (CLUB)...to dance at their establishment.
same is for brothels...house fee or cut.
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#383358 - 12/26/08 04:52 PM
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but the tall one did buy me a redbull that got me out of house fee so that was cool
Explain. I have no idea what you are talking about.
What's a house fee and how did this get you out of it?
its like stripper terminology....
"house fee"...the fee the dancers pay...the "house" (CLUB)...to dance at their establishment.
same is for brothels...house fee or cut.
The strippers have to pay the club? Aren't they employees?
Wow.
My life has left me naive of these things. [thank God]
There independent contractors....correct me if I am wrong....but there not entitled to workman’s comp.
There is something to be said or to be read into that as I knew some pole dancers that were...how you say...not too coordinated...constantly falling off stage....
And they weren’t even high!!!
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#383360 - 12/26/08 05:02 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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but the tall one did buy me a redbull that got me out of house fee so that was cool
Explain. I have no idea what you are talking about.
What's a house fee and how did this get you out of it?
no prob fatman- heres how it breaks down:
we have to pay house fee to work in clubs
right now im working at two different clubs- whichever one is better that day is the one i work at that day
christmas eve i picked the vu
shoulda gone with pt's instead
the vu has a house fee of twenty bucks if you get there at eleven am at open
or sixtyfive bucks anytime thereafter
ok so thats housefee
the redbull is the most expensive thing on the ladys drinks a guy can buy you
its fifteen bucks for a small redbull or twenty five bucks for a large redbull
the other ladies drinks are ten for a small or twenty for a large
i like to ask for red bulls so i make the bar more money and my hot manager is happy at me
the way the ladys drinks apply to housefees are as follows- half the cost of the drink the guy buys me goes towards a deduction on my housefee
and if you have several ladys drinks tickets at the end of your shift, once the half of each of those has cleared you of yourhousefee, it starts deducting off what you owe the club for your dances
some girls, myself included, like to try and play it so we have more drink tickets than money we owe the club
then we get to the best game ever- make the club owe US money
that rules!
so, if im there at eleven, with a twenty dollar house fee, and one large redbull ladys drink, i get 12.50 off my housefee which coupled with my stage tips for such a dead day was enough to get me out of house fee
i wouldve been fine right there, but i got marked for a dance i didnt do and so i left owing the club the five bucks for the dance cause im just really sick of arguing with the dancetracker
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#383361 - 12/26/08 05:10 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yes were independent contractors
no were not employees
were not entitled to shit except for being able to pay the club
we have to pay house fee, cuts on our dances, fines and backrent and mandatory tipouts
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#383363 - 12/26/08 05:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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$25 for a fucking Red Bull!! I'm impressed.
Sincerely,
Carlo Gambino
Vito Genevese
Joe Bonanno
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#383364 - 12/26/08 05:20 PM
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You have to pay to dance at their clubs? Don't they make their money from the people who go and pay to get in and also buy drinks? Do the porn girls who feature also have to pay to dance? Next you'll be telling me that you have to pay to do porn. No wonder Carmella Bing said prostitution paid more. Fucking fuck sakes!!
It’s called a racket....you hopefully already know what the worlds oldest profession is and now you know what strip clubs are....
You learn something new everyday…..thank you for attending stripper 101.
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#383365 - 12/26/08 05:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Thx for that, Pretty. Not only did it explain much, I feel better about myself now. When I did frequent clubs, I felt bad since I never bought lapdances from the girls. But, besides tipping, I always bought them drinks. So they made out that way, at least. Quote:
i wouldve been fine right there, but i got marked for a dance i didnt do and so i left owing the club the five bucks for the dance cause im just really sick of arguing with the dancetracker
You pay them to dance and you pay if you don't dance? [I could never have made it as a stripper].
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#383366 - 12/26/08 05:25 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yes they make money off of guys'admission, drinks, etc
the also make money off the girls' hosefees, cuts of their dances and champagne rooms, fines and tipouts
no, features dont have to pay
the club pays them to appear
we had sunny lane feature at the vu in summer, but generally the vu doesnt hire features
i dont know why
it was fuckin packed when she was there
they should
no ive never had to pay to film porn
but theres only so much work here
theres like, two dudes shooting content here
and i already shot for them
thats about it
hence me hatin colorado
i so wanna move back to the valley
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#383367 - 12/26/08 05:26 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol remers graph up there
right?
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#383368 - 12/26/08 05:36 PM
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Anonymous
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[I could never have made it as a stripper].
Everyone could make it as a stripper....its all basic salesman/woman ship.....
If you have ever had to purchase a "major" item....such as…
Car, House, (Major) Household items (Refrigerator/Dishwasher/ETC)....there is always a salesperson "selling it" to you....most of them make waitress wages plus incentives....incentives are purely based on your individual sales numbers....a poor/shitty sales person = a shitty dancer....
Now mind you that there is the offset of hot/semi attractive/dog....but even then the dogs make bank...."how that?" you ask.....
Back again to your sales pitch.....
good strippers...can sell ice cubes to esmokes.
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#383369 - 12/26/08 05:37 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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Thx for that, Pretty. Not only did it explain much, I feel better about myself now.
When I did frequent clubs, I felt bad since I never bought lapdances from the girls. But, besides tipping, I always bought them drinks. So they made out that way, at least.
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i wouldve been fine right there, but i got marked for a dance i didnt do and so i left owing the club the five bucks for the dance cause im just really sick of arguing with the dancetracker
You pay them to dance and you pay if you don't dance? [I could never have made it as a stripper].
theres a coputerized system for tracking dances, hence "dancetracker"
its really just an aloha system just like they use at any johnny rockets or crocdile cafe- basically, the girl is a table in the computer and her toplsses, nudes and champagne rooms are add on items
we pay the club five bucks out of every twenty dollar topless, ten out of every forty dollar nude, and ten out of every thirty dollar dirty thirty
champagne rooms are 25 bucks out of the hundred
fifty bucks out of the 200
and 75 bucks out of the three hundred
so dance tracking works like this: a douchenozzle dancetracker walks the vip, sees a girl dancing, ascertains if shes nude or topless and marks her in the computer for it and now she owes the club for whatever he marked her for
thats how its supposed to work
or
you could have a douchenozzle that is retarded dancetracking who doesnt like you cause of whatever reason and marks you for a dance he knows you didnt do just to be a cock
or
maybe he was just stoned or whatever, and made an honest mistake, but WILL NOT admit this and correct it in the computer because why would he admit that he cant count and give up his ten dollar an hour job watching naked chicks just to be honest?
its fucked, but it is what it is
id complain but whod listen
the vu is a corporate club
thats just how it is there
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