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#383240 - 12/24/08 07:17 AM
Merry Christmas, fellow perverts!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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 Enjoy your holiday. And, a Happy Chanukkah, if they are "lurking" to Luke, Holly [who someday WILL convert for Luke], Luke's Rabbi, Whore Jayme Langford, Media Whore Simcha Jocobovici, Scarlett Johansson, Evan Rachel Wood, Mila Kunis, Maggie Gyllanhaal, Jennifer Connelly, Neve Campbell, Rachel Weisz, Keri Russell, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Amandas Peet & Bynes, Alicia Silverstone, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Rachel Bilson, the TWIN Cherish [who SOMEHOW claims some sort of Jewish ancestry], the Virgin Mary, whoever Gia is currently dating/fighting with [guessing he's a Yid], Max's lawyers [assuming] and whatever middle-aged "Heeb" pornographer(s) Ceara creams her pants for. [OJ Simpson STILL not a JEW.]  I'll be trying to be a more regular poster again new year ... we'll see. Healty and happy to you and yours!  Beware  ..... Charles Barkley Lives!!  [early "greatest meltdown/takedown" anniversary celebration ....  ]
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Amo i Gemelli!! 
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#383241 - 12/24/08 07:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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[btw is a pictogram for the action/word/person that rhymes with "log" ... as if you didn't know.  ]
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Amo i Gemelli!!
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#383243 - 12/24/08 07:27 AM
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All the best, Fatty.
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#383245 - 12/24/08 08:05 AM
Re: Merry Christmas, fellow perverts!!
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
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A Merry Whatever to Whoever! Gawd bless us! Every one! 
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#383249 - 12/24/08 11:24 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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#383250 - 12/24/08 12:50 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, fellow perverts!!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
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And, a Happy Chanukkah, if they are "lurking" to Luke
That fucker kicked Luke out of Shul.  The same Rabbi that convinced Luke to leave porn blogging. 
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#383251 - 12/24/08 12:54 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/24/08
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#383252 - 12/24/08 01:02 PM
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happy holidays 
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#383253 - 12/24/08 01:04 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Happy Holidays Fattie! Your people gave us Jeebus so we could celebrate his birth and get hammered. . A thousand thanks for that. 
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#383255 - 12/24/08 01:46 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Yup...
To all but Shrink-yo-dick Dargah.
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#383260 - 12/24/08 03:44 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Happy Holidays Fatman! Nice to see your handle back on the board. Take care!
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#383262 - 12/24/08 05:43 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Merry Christmas or Happy Chanakah to everyone at XPT.
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#383264 - 12/24/08 06:02 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/23/08
Posts: 75
Loc: Washington, D.C.
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A joyous Holiday Season to all, and best wishes for a prosperous New Year.
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#383265 - 12/24/08 07:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Merry Christmas and Happy 4th Day of Chanukah!!!
I really enjoy wrapping gifts, and I shop year round for gift wrapping supplies to make everything pretty when it comes time for giving. My mom and I would spend days wrapping presents and coming up with the most ornate paper and bows selections. She taught me how to cut an entire roll of paper in one big swoop of the scissors, how to fold and tape edges perfectly clean, and that the devil is in the details.
This one I did is my favorite this year. It's a photography book for my best friend. I'm very proud of how this came out. I hope you guys enjoy the art of giving. It truly is a gift.
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#383266 - 12/24/08 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Merry Christmas to all. Unless you voted for McCain, Barr or Nader, in which case you deserve to freeze in a arctic windswept snowcsape-hell of vengeance; that vengeance obviously being voting for an idiot. Die, in well-deserved Democrat snow-berms, die! Wait. What was I talking about?!?
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#383267 - 12/24/08 08:13 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
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Merry Christmas and Happy 4th Day of Chanukah!!!
I really enjoy wrapping gifts, and I shop year round for gift wrapping supplies to make everything pretty when it comes time for giving. My mom and I would spend days wrapping presents and coming up with the most ornate paper and bows selections. She taught me how to cut an entire roll of paper in one big swoop of the scissors, how to fold and tape edges perfectly clean, and that the devil is in the details.
This one I did is my favorite this year. It's a photography book for my best friend. I'm very proud of how this came out. I hope you guys enjoy the art of giving. It truly is a gift.
But doesn't it just kill you when it's being unwrapped and it's all ruined? That's why I don't care much for wrapping. One of my aunts kills herself in decorating the gift that it actually starts to look better than the actual gift.
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#383269 - 12/24/08 08:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
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Nerd alert: I ask for the bows back on some gifts.
Doesn't that count as part of the gift? Really nice bows I would save and use it for something around the house later.
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#383270 - 12/24/08 08:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Around the house? Do you put the bow on your car and pretend your boyfriend is giving you a Lexus? If someone really wanted the bows from their gifts, of course, they can have them. K, y'all. I'm off to dinner then Palm Springs with my friend to have Christmas with her family. Merry Christmas to Fatman and everybody in this thread.
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#383272 - 12/24/08 08:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Thanks! The paper is from Target, the ribbon is from the fabric store, and silver string is actually garland from the 99 cent store and so is the bow.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#383273 - 12/25/08 07:23 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Merry Christmas and Happy 4th Day of Chanukah!!!
I really enjoy wrapping gifts, and I shop year round for gift wrapping supplies to make everything pretty when it comes time for giving. My mom and I would spend days wrapping presents and coming up with the most ornate paper and bows selections. She taught me how to cut an entire roll of paper in one big swoop of the scissors, how to fold and tape edges perfectly clean, and that the devil is in the details.
This one I did is my favorite this year. It's a photography book for my best friend. I'm very proud of how this came out. I hope you guys enjoy the art of giving. It truly is a gift.
THIS IS SO CUTE!!! 
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#383276 - 12/25/08 10:53 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Merry Xmas sickos. We did Christmas Eve last weekend with 1/2 of the family, and haven't done the other half yet. Last weekend was filled with barking dogs, redneck republcan cousins and drunk grandmothers. Today should be a bit mellower without any of that drama (It's themore "refined" half of the clan). Even so we'll have plenty of rum, coke, Seagrams 7 and 7up, Jack Daniels, Tequila, and BEER. Both halves of the fam luv their booze as much as opening gifts.
Hope you all get what you deserve, and I mean that in the best way possible. LOL.
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#383277 - 12/25/08 08:02 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Nerd alert: I ask for the bows back on some gifts.
My mother does that too. She's got a whole box of those damn bows including some old wrapping that I remember from waaaay back. It's cute but it puts a chill up my spine.
Had some great friends over and eventually the talk got around to Obama/McCain etc. WHY is it that some older folks still repeat that old claptrap about Obama being a Muslim. And that Bush is really smarter than you think.
Have a great holiday and drive safe out there. We've got too much to lose than to have to end it on a winding stretch of cold pavement.
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