anybody?

Meh, I don't think I get a christmas bonus.

I'm going to spend mine on cocaine and prostitutes, like every year. However, I do have some concerns that this may be the last year-end profit distribution for me. The other partners are starting to examine my low performance numbers (too many days absent from work after nights of weekday partying), louche lifestyle (too many tattooed girls have come by the office), and surly disposition (pissed too many people off). The Admiral is likely to get squeezed when the knives have to come out in a fight over "who's worth more" because I'm a recent lateral.

It sure doesn't help that so many of my clients are in the alternative-energy sector. I think they're all going tits up in the very near future unless the Democrats' global-warmism religion causes them to continue to throw money at such companies.

Tell you what, though: If I get the axe I think it will be a hell of a party that night.

I'm unemployed.

Thanks for reminding me.

Would have never guessed.

Wasnt much to buy what I wanted but surprised I got one this year anyway. Im grateful for it though.

Havn't had a xmas bonus in 8 years.. havn't had a vacation ever... just paying my mortgage... over and over.... there has to be a end soon...

I gave my employees way more than they deserve. They gave me a nice bottle of wine and a gift card to Circuit City, which is closing. Nice.

I've had some pretty shitty bonuses over the year: lunch at a chinese buffet and a pat on the back; gift card for $25; gift card for $15; a box of processed cheese.

Last year I received an impressive cash bonus. This year I received six times that amount. I'm not doing anything with it. It's going in the bank until XPT gets its very own fakefinancialadvisor.

My company is too cheap for a Christmas bonus. Some of the execs might get them. If they do, they aren't telling.

I got a nice, bountiful Starbucks gift basket from Hot Movies. I'm usually not a fan of gift baskets, but this is the way to go if you're gonna give one. Thanks, guys!

I've only been in biz a couple years, but we are doing well. I always remembered getting shitty 'gifts' as an xmas bonus and thinking "cash would be better"

Not suprisingly my people were very VERY happy with the non-taxed cash they got from me at the xmas party last week.

You gotta take care of good people, or they'll leave you for someone who will.

$1,600 after taxes, paid in late November.

Straight to my Internet IGN Savings Account.

If by X-mas bonus you mean a dick up my ass... No thanx.

I've recovered some of my Stock and investment losses by winning a couple local poker events...poker is pretty easy, it's all math in the long term.

Instead of blowing the new found riches on either whores, or useless gifts for people who have everything already, I made a donation to Shriner's Hospital, and to a local pet shelter that recently rescued a bunch of tropical snakes from some idiot in Vermont who had the slithery creatures in a near coma because the temp in his glass environment was 8-1/2 degrees too cold. Apparently snakes from the amazon need their heat. So i felt compelled to help the shelter until they find a home for the snakes or pay to have them sent back to whereverthefuck. whys hould dogs and cats get all the help, snakes are cool.

I'm thinking about getting a telescope.

For viewing the stars or for peeping the neighbors?