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#382627 - 12/20/08 09:37 PM Ikea
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I been at Ikea yesterday and today. What a great store.

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#382628 - 12/20/08 09:42 PM Re: Ikea
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#382629 - 12/20/08 09:58 PM Re: Ikea
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Checkout my brand-new bookcase, 1 for $20, 2 for $40, takes only 30 minutes to assemble:



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#382630 - 12/20/08 10:03 PM Re: Ikea
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I just would have stolen cinder blocks and wood from a construction site. In a pinch I might replace the cinder blocks with milk crates.
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#382631 - 12/20/08 10:06 PM Re: Ikea
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takes only 30 minutes to assemble




fuck assembling anything...thats why I have minions to do such worthless tasks!

however they have a store close to me..so I will have to "check it out"...

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/store/sunrise

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#382632 - 12/20/08 10:07 PM Re: Ikea
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takes only 30 minutes to assemble




fuck assembling anything...thats why I have minions to do such worthless tasks!

however they have a store close to me..so I will have to "check it out"...

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/store/sunrise



I like to assemble it myself because I will know for sure that the product will be quality assembled.

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#382633 - 12/20/08 10:15 PM Re: Ikea
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Nothing says quality furniture like particle board, pine dowels a elmers glue.
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#382634 - 12/20/08 10:17 PM Re: Ikea
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#382635 - 12/20/08 11:23 PM Re: Ikea
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It's the same exact quality as the grab N go shit you can get at Office Depot or Walmart and it costs 3 times as much. Fuck that shit.
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#382636 - 12/21/08 02:13 PM Re: Ikea
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Jeez, Panzer. At least spring for these.

This is one of the few Ikea items I have. Stack the books horizontally instead of the usual vertical, and it looks amazing. It also brings a sense of order to a busy room. Ikea is good in small doses. I prefer their copycat designer stuff than their pieces that scream 'Ikea.' I also like their price for stainless steel pots and pans, wooden hangers, and closet organizers. The prices for that stuff beat Walmart and Target. Steer clear of Ikea's crap quality and 'hi, I got this at Ikea' beds, couches, or wall 'art.'



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#382637 - 12/21/08 02:46 PM Re: Ikea
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fuck assembling anything...




I love assembling things, but even more I love making stuff myself. I've never bought anything from Ikea though. I used to know this yuppie called Dylan and he told me he loved shopping there so of course I convinced myself never to even set foot in that place.
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#382638 - 12/21/08 04:03 PM Re: Ikea
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Jeez, Panzer. At least spring for these.

This is one of the few Ikea items I have. Stack the books horizontally instead of the usual vertical, and it looks amazing. It also brings a sense of order to a busy room. Ikea is good in small doses. I prefer their copycat designer stuff than their pieces that scream 'Ikea.' I also like their price for stainless steel pots and pans, wooden hangers, and closet organizers. The prices for that stuff beat Walmart and Target. Steer clear of Ikea's crap quality and 'hi, I got this at Ikea' beds, couches, or wall 'art.'





Nah, they cost too much. Post the pics of you place Gia.

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#382639 - 12/21/08 06:27 PM Re: Ikea
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I been at Ikea yesterday and today. What a great store.


I thought I saw you on Saturday.

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#382640 - 12/21/08 07:10 PM Re: Ikea
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I've got one of these, I think it was about 89 shekels.

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#382641 - 12/21/08 07:18 PM Re: Ikea
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I been at Ikea yesterday and today. What a great store.


I thought I saw you on Saturday.



West Chester store?

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#382642 - 12/21/08 08:02 PM Re: Ikea
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I been at Ikea yesterday and today. What a great store.


I thought I saw you on Saturday.



How did I look like? Were you that redhead on the bus? Or you might've seen me in the subway hauling the big bookcase package.

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#382643 - 12/21/08 08:28 PM Re: Ikea
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You took the bus to and from Ikea hauling the crap you bought?
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#382644 - 12/21/08 08:30 PM Re: Ikea
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A taxi would eat up a week's pay.

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#382645 - 12/21/08 08:39 PM Re: Ikea
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You took the bus to and from Ikea hauling the crap you bought?



Yes, bus and then train.

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#382646 - 12/21/08 09:48 PM Re: Ikea
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#382647 - 12/22/08 07:17 AM Re: Ikea
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I been at Ikea yesterday and today. What a great store.


I thought I saw you on Saturday.



How did I look like? Were you that redhead on the bus? Or you might've seen me in the subway hauling the big bookcase package.


Im not a redhead and I think I saw you in the store....and I hate the fucking people who pile on the trains w/tons of shit from there, it's fucking ridiculous, just pay the damn delivery fee. And you look like what you look like, a Panzy.

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#382648 - 12/22/08 08:52 AM Re: Ikea
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You took the bus to and from Ikea hauling the crap you bought?



Yes, bus and then train.




You're an honorary minority.
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#382649 - 12/22/08 09:06 AM Re: Ikea
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You took the bus to and from Ikea hauling the crap you bought?



Yes, bus and then train.




You're an honorary minority for the week.
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#382650 - 12/22/08 07:18 PM Re: Ikea
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#382651 - 12/22/08 07:44 PM Re: Ikea
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Fucking board didn't show my original post this morning so I re-did it.
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#382652 - 12/22/08 07:58 PM Re: Ikea
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#382653 - 12/23/08 03:30 PM Re: Ikea
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I went to Ikea once...never again.

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#382654 - 12/23/08 05:48 PM Re: Ikea
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I've never gone there, but I've assembled a couple of bookshelves and some sort of cabinet thing in an office I worked in long ago. It just didn't seem very sturdy to me...I mean, they looked decent, but the just felt kinda flimsy. Those little dowel rod fuckers are a real pain in the ass too.
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#382655 - 12/23/08 06:10 PM Re: Ikea
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When they first got to the US, or at least some 14 years ago, they used to make some pretty sturdy bookshelves, but I think quality went down as they became more popular.
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#382656 - 12/23/08 06:11 PM Re: Ikea
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