Anybody care to share any of the tricks/scams you or friends use to pick up woman? I mean the fucked up shit, blatant lies and twisted social engineering.

I had a buddy who used to go ATM machines and collect the balance slips. He'd sort through them and save ones with really large balances and pocket them. When he went to bars or while at school he would chat up girls and offer them his number. He'd use the balance slips to write his name and number on for girls he found attractive, didn't like but wanted to screw or thought he had no chance with and ask them to call him to hangout sometime. He used to call it "Cunt Hacking". He would get a ton of call backs.

Pathetic...also a great way to get mugged. Some whore with a boyfriend lazier than PLus One and more unstable than Lockwood shows the phony ATM slip with the $11,879.55 balance to said Boyfriend, and soon after your friend is waiting outside Super Motel Room 211, and the Pimp-BF sneaks up to him, points the gun into his ribcage and says "Walk calmly to that ATM across the street..." 11 months later, there is a CSU - Miami episode depicting the very same crime scenario.

I say "Open your fucking ass bitch or I'll punch you in the face!!" Then I punch them in the face.