Paradox example:
Panzie's parents let him live rent-free in the basement yet grant him unfettered Internet access and a bookshelf to accumulate useless Russian tank manuals.
They send down a plate of black beans and bologna every now and then, and as long as the flowery china is returned, tongue-cleaned, they are happy.
Actually, I've confused paradox with pathetic again, but in my defense, ...Panzie...
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